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A

  • Abyss, The
  • Afro clam
  • Almeja
  • Apple Pie
  • Axe wound

B

  • Bacon strip
  • Badly wrapped kebab
  • Bajingo
  • Bald man in a boat
  • Bald Taco
  • Baloney sandwich
  • BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
  • Bearded clam
  • Bearded taco
  • Beaver
  • Beef curtain
  • Beef garage
  • Beef jacket
  • Beefgina
  • Bermuda triangle
  • Biff
  • Biffen
  • Birdy
  • Birth cannon
  • Bitchcake
  • Bizzle
  • Black cat with its throat cut
  • Black hole Of Calcunta
  • Black hole, the
  • Blood tap
  • Blurt
  • Bologna curtains
  • Bone hone
  • Bone yard
  • Boogina
  • Bottomless pit
  • Box
  • Box lunch at the Y
  • Boy in the boat
  • Brazilian caterpiller
  • Breakfast
  • Breakfast of champions
  • Buckinger’s boot
  • Buhgina
  • Bulldog’s lip
  • Bunny
  • Bush
  • Busted plum

C

  • Cake
  • Camel hoof
  • Camel toe
  • Camp coochie
  • Catcher’s mitt
  • Catfish
  • Cathedral
  • Cathouse
  • Cauliflower
  • Cave
  • Cha-cha
  • Chia pet
  • Chocha
  • Choochi snorcher
  • Chopped ham
  • Chuff
  • Chumino
  • Clam
  • Clamato fountain
  • Clamburger
  • Clodge
  • Clown’s pocket
  • Clunge
  • Cock cave
  • Cock cozy
  • Cock garage
  • Cock holster
  • Cock milk
  • Cock pit
  • Cock pocket
  • Cock sheath
  • Cock socket
  • Cock tub
  • Cockwash
  • Cod canal
  • Concha
  • Conill
  • Cooch
  • Coochie
  • Cooka
  • Cookie
  • Coon
  • Coonie
  • Coont
  • Cootch
  • Cooter
  • Cooz(e)
  • Cradle of filth
  • Creamery, The
  • Crotch cobbler
  • Crotch mackerel
  • Crotch taco
  • Cum bucket
  • Cum canal
  • Cum catcher
  • Cum dumpster
  • Cum target
  • Cunny
  • Cunt
  • Cunti

D

  • Dank diner
  • Delta of Venus
  • Dent
  • Dick dent
  • Dick depot
  • Dick dock
  • Dick drive
  • Dick holster
  • Dick sharpener
  • Dick shed
  • Dick’s crib
  • Dicky Dino
  • Dirty cumpie
  • Ditch
  • Divit
  • DNA dumpster
  • DNA slurpee machine
  • Doodle minder
  • Dripping slit
  • Droog
  • Dyke snack

E

  • Easy bake oven
  • Escalope
  • Everlasting Gobstuffer

F

  • Fadge
  • Fandango
  • Fertile delta, The
  • Festering wound
  • Filthy hatchet wound
  • Finger warmer
  • Fish factory
  • Fish fanny
  • Fish hole
  • Fish mitten
  • Fish pie
  • Fish taco
  • Flaming lips
  • Flange
  • Flap danglers
  • Flesh curtains
  • Flesh flute case
  • Flesh tuxedo
  • Flesh wallet
  • Flesh wound
  • Flounder, The
  • Flower
  • Fluff
  • Fluffy sausage wallet
  • Fluttering love wallet
  • Foo foo
  • Foof
  • Foofy bird
  • Fortune nookie
  • Foster home of Peter the Orphan
  • Foufoune
  • Four-lipped man eater
  • Framazama
  • French poodle
  • Front butt
  • Front bottom
  • Frothing gash
  • Fuck fold
  • Fuck hole
  • Fuffle
  • Fun bun
  • Fun tunnel
  • Fur pie
  • Furback turtle
  • Furburger
  • Furby
  • Furry front bottom
  • Furry horse collar
  • Fuzz box
  • Fuzzy cup
  • Fuzzy lap flounder
  • Fuzzy puddle
  • Fuzzy taco

G

  • Gammon goalpost
  • Gange
  • Gap
  • Gaper
  • Gaping hole
  • Gaping slit
  • Garage of love
  • Gash
  • Gator grip
  • Gina
  • Ginch
  • Giner
  • Giney
  • Gingerbread
  • Glans garage
  • Gleaming mound of Venus
  • Glory hole
  • Glory road
  • Gnash
  • God’s master plan
  • Golden gully
  • Goldmine
  • Goo pot
  • Gooey man trap
  • Gouge
  • Grand Canyon
  • Gravy boat
  • Grilled cheese
  • Growler
  • Gutted hampster
  • Gutted rabbit
  • Gynie

H

  • Haddock pasty
  • Hair pie
  • Hairy axe-wound
  • Hairy beaver
  • Hairy bike rack
  • Hairy checkbook
  • Hairy cherry
  • Hairy clam
  • Hairy cream pie
  • Hairy hamburger
  • Hairy harmonica
  • Hairy hatchet wound
  • Hairy headache
  • Hairy Manilow
  • Hairy Mary
  • Hairy scar
  • Hairy taco
  • Ham sandwich
  • Ham wallet
  • Hamburger
  • Hatchet wound
  • Heart-shaped box
  • Her
  • Hey nonny nonny
  • Hidey hole
  • Hina
  • Hinge
  • Hole
  • Home plate
  • Honeyhole
  • Honeypot
  • Hoo-ha
  • Hoo-hoo
  • Hooch
  • Hoon
  • Hootch
  • Hootchie
  • Hootchie pop
  • Horizontal fishcake
  • Hot Box
  • Hot pocket
  • Hot quivering love-purse
  • Hotdog bun
  • Hummer hole

I

  • Illnana
  • In hole, The

J

  • Jack Nastyface
  • Jellyroll
  • Jizz receptacle
  • Juice box

K

  • Kini
  • Kit-Kat
  • Kitty
  • Knob gobbler
  • Knots landing
  • Koo koo
  • Kookooyumyumpoon
  • Kooter
  • Kunt

L

  • Labbe
  • Lady garden
  • Landing strip
  • Lap flounder
  • Lips that never speak
  • Lobster claw
  • Lotus flower
  • Love muffin
  • Love pudding
  • Love tunnel
  • Lower lips

M

  • Man’s ruin
  • Map of Tasmania (Tasi)
  • Meal ticket
  • Meat curtains
  • Meat grinder
  • Meat muffin
  • Meat napkin
  • Meat slipper
  • Meat wallet
  • Meatloaf
  • Mejillon
  • Miffy
  • Minge
  • Minnie’s pearl
  • Miss Pussy
  • Missile silo
  • Moan pie
  • Momma’s silk purse
  • Mommy button
  • Money box
  • Money maker
  • Mooch
  • Moose knuckle, The
  • Moose’s lip
  • Mother Theresa
  • Motherload
  • Mound
  • Mrs. Sphincter’s next door neighbor
  • Mucker
  • Muckhole
  • Mud flaps
  • Muff
  • Muff monster
  • Muffhole
  • Muffin
  • Muffler
  • Muffy
  • Munch box
  • Mushy mushy
  • Mussel
  • Mutton chops
  • Mutton flaps

N

  • Na-na
  • Na-ner na-ner pudding
  • Nappy canoe
  • Nappy dugout
  • Nethermeats
  • Ninja slipper
  • Nipper

O

  • Oak tree planter
  • Old bacon strip
  • Old Mother Hubbard
  • Old toothless
  • Oonie
  • Orchid boat
  • Organ grinder
  • Otter’s pocket
  • Oval office
  • Oyster taco

P

  • Panocha
  • Panty hamster
  • Passion flower
  • Patona
  • Peach
  • Peach fish
  • Pearl pit
  • Pecan Pattie
  • Pecker-snot repository
  • Pee bug
  • Peeper
  • Pelt
  • Penis holster
  • Penis penitentiary
  • Penis piranha
  • Penis pocket
  • PenisStation, The
  • Peter pleaser
  • Peter’s punching bag
  • Phat rabbit
  • Pink brownie cake
  • Pink canoe
  • Pink lipped custard sucker
  • Pink lips
  • Pink palace
  • Pink panda
  • Pink petaled posie
  • Pink pie
  • Pink pit of pleasure
  • Pink stink
  • Pink taco
  • Pinkly stinkly
  • Pish
  • Piss curtains
  • Piss flaps
  • Plewie
  • Po-po
  • Pocketbook
  • Poke hole
  • Pookie
  • Poon
  • Poonani
  • Poontang
  • Poontang pie
  • Poosazi
  • Pooter
  • Pootie poo
  • Pootietang
  • Pootnanny
  • Pooty poo
  • Pork danglies
  • Postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way)
  • Pot holder
  • Prayer muffin
  • Prick pit
  • Prickly Pear
  • Promised Land, The
  • Pu-jar
  • Puddin pie
  • Pudi
  • Pumpkin blossom
  • Puna
  • Punani
  • Puni
  • Pushin’ cushion
  • Pussy
  • Putang
  • Puter
  • Puty pu

Q

  • Quiff
  • Quim
  • Quinnie
  • Quivering mound of love pudding

R

  • Raw oyster
  • Receptacle, The
  • Red haired lass
  • Red snapper
  • Roast beef curtain
  • Roast beef pita
  • Rocket pocket
  • Rod roaster
  • Rooster fish
  • Rosebud
  • Round mound of repound
  • Rug
  • Rusty axe wound

S

  • Sacapuntas
  • Sagging bacon cones
  • Salami sandwich
  • Salmon scented semen sucker
  • Sausage wallet
  • Scrunt
  • Seafood taco
  • Sex hole
  • Sex slot
  • Shnush
  • Shooting range
  • Shrimp pie
  • Shutters of love
  • Silk igloo, The
  • Skank hole
  • Skunk guts
  • Slice
  • Slickety squid
  • Slime slit
  • Slimey slot
  • Slippery sheath
  • Slit
  • Slobbering bulldog
  • Sloppy joe
  • Sloppy oyster
  • Slot A
  • Slug’s belly
  • Smackey
  • Smashed pasty
  • Smelly jelly hole
  • Smoo
  • Snack box
  • Snack pack
  • Snake charmer
  • Snapper
  • Snatch
  • Snizzle
  • Snotty lips
  • Snutch
  • Soft taco
  • South mouth
  • Southern smile, The
  • Spam castanet
  • Spam purse
  • Sperm bank
  • Sperm belcher
  • Sperm harbor
  • Split knish
  • Split-faced hair shark
  • Splittail
  • Spock-socket
  • Spunk locker
  • Spunk pit
  • Squashed hedgehog
  • Squirt bucket
  • Squishy
  • Stanky
  • Stench trench
  • Sticky bun
  • Stink hole
  • Stinkinoonie
  • Stinky krinky
  • Stinky pink
  • Stuffed stocking
  • Sugar walls
  • Sweaty burrito
  • Sweet spot
  • Sword swallower

T

  • Taco
  • Taffy puller
  • Tang
  • Tasmania
  • Tasty little morsel
  • The other hole
  • Tinkleflower
  • Treasure chest
  • Tri-fold floppy
  • Trout basket
  • Tulip
  • Tuna ‘n’ whiskers
  • Tuna melt
  • Tuna taco
  • Tuna town
  • Tuna tunnel
  • Tunnel
  • Tunnel of love
  • Turkey beard
  • Turkey curtains
  • Tush
  • Tutu
  • Twat
  • Twat waffle
  • Twisted taco
  • Two fingered fish mitten
  • Two-lips

U

  • Underwear oyster
  • Upside down taco

V

  • V Thing, The
  • Vadge
  • Vagittyfidgit
  • Vagooter
  • Vaheena
  • Vajayjay
  • Veeg
  • Velvet box
  • Velvet glove
  • Venus fly trap
  • Venus jive trap
  • Vertical bacon slice
  • Vertical grimace
  • Vertical smile
  • Vertical taco
  • Vice of love, The

W

  • Warehouse of warmth
  • Warm slurpee
  • Wazza
  • Weenie wringer
  • Welly-boot top
  • Welly-top
  • Wet wrinkle
  • Whisker biscuit
  • Whooha
  • Wide open spaces
  • Wide papaya smile
  • Willy washer
  • Winkin’ pink brownie cake
  • Wizard’s sleeve
  • Wookie hole
  • Woolen bivalve
  • Worm hole
  • Wound that never heals, The
  • Wrinkle
  • Wuzza

X

  • X-Box

Y

  • Ya-ya
  • Yeast cake
  • Yo-yo smuggler
  • Yoni
  • Yum yum

Z

  • Zone, The