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  • 21st digit

A

  • Abdomen
  • Ace in the hole
  • Acorn Andy
  • Action Jackson
  • Adam Halfpint
  • Admiral Winky
  • African black snake
  • Afro man
  • AIDS baster
  • AIDS cannon
  • AIDS grenade
  • Alabama blacksnake
  • albino asparagus
  • Albino cave dweller
  • All-day sucker
  • Alliteration
  • Anaconda
  • Anal impaler
  • Anal intruder
  • Anal Probe Deluxe
  • Anal Spear
  • Ankle spanker
  • Apple-headed monster
  • Appreciator, The
  • Ass blaster
  • Ass pirate
  • Ass wedge
  • Assmaster
  • Astralgod
  • Auger-headed gut wrench
  • Axolotl

B

  • Ba-donk-a-donk
  • Baby maker
  • Baby’s arm holding an apple
  • Baby’s arm in a boxing glove
  • Bacon bazooker
  • Bacon rod
  • Bacon Torpedo
  • Badboy
  • Bagpipe
  • Baked bean with a roll neck
  • Bald Avenger, The
  • Bald Bishop
  • Bald butler
  • Bald eagle
  • Bald monkey
  • Bald-headed beauty
  • Bald-headed giggle stick
  • Bald-headed hermit
  • Bald-headed Jesus
  • Bald-headed yogurt slinger
  • Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispens
  • Ball buddy
  • Baloney pony
  • Banana
  • Baptizer
  • Bat and balls
  • Battering ram
  • Bavarian Beefstick
  • Bayonet
  • Baywatch rodsock
  • Bean stalk
  • Beanpole
  • Beard splitter
  • Bearded burglar
  • Bearded turtle necked one-eyed jack
  • Beastus maximus
  • Beaver buster
  • Beaver Cleaver
  • Bed snake
  • Beef Bayonet
  • Beef baton
  • Beef bayonet
  • Beef bazooka
  • Beef belt buckle
  • Beef blunt
  • Beef bong
  • Beef bridge that crosses the 7 seas
  • Beef bugle
  • Beef bus
  • Beef missile
  • Beef on a stick
  • Beef soldier
  • Beef stick
  • Beef thermometer
  • Beefy McManstick
  • Bell rope
  • Belly stick
  • Best leg of three
  • Big Dick & the twins
  • Big Dickus
  • Big Dummy
  • Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
  • Big Jim and the Twins
  • Big Johnson
  • Big Lebowski
  • Big Mac
  • Big number one
  • Big red
  • Big rod
  • Big Uncle
  • Big Willy
  • Biggus Dickus
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Bird
  • Bishop with his nice red hat
  • Bishop, The
  • Bitch blaster
  • Bitch stick
  • Bits and pieces
  • Blaxolotl
  • Blind butler
  • Blind cave salamander
  • Blind snake
  • Blood blunt
  • Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
  • Blood slug
  • Blood sword
  • Blow pop
  • Blowtorch
  • Blue steel
  • Blue-veined jackhammer
  • Blue-veined junket pumper
  • Blue-veined piccolo
  • Blue-veined puss chucker
  • Blue-veiner
  • Blunt
  • Bob
  • Bob Dole
  • Bob Johnson
  • Bobo
  • Bone
  • Bone phone
  • Bone rollercoaster
  • Bone-her
  • Boneless beef
  • Boneless fish
  • Boner
  • Boney cannelloni
  • Boom stick
  • Bop gun
  • Bosnian Beefstick
  • Bottle rocket
  • Bow-legged swamp donkey
  • Box buster
  • Boybrush
  • Bradford and the pair
  • Bratwurst
  • Breakfast burrito
  • Breakfast wood
  • Broom
  • Brother
  • Brutus
  • Bubba
  • Bulbulous big-knob
  • Bumtickler
  • Burning meat pipe
  • Bush beater
  • Bush rusher
  • Bushwhacker
  • Buster Cannon
  • Buster Hymen
  • Buster McThunderstick
  • Butt blaster
  • Butt pirate
  • Butter churn
  • Butterknife

C

  • Camel rider
  • Candy cane
  • Canelo
  • Caped crusader
  • Captain Bilbo
  • Captain Caveman
  • Captain Crook
  • Captain Hook
  • Captain Howdy
  • Captain Howdy
  • Captain Kirk
  • Captain Winky
  • Carnal stump
  • Cattle prod
  • Cave hunter
  • Cawk
  • Cax
  • Cervix crusader
  • Cervix pounder
  • Cervix raider
  • Cesar
  • Chancellor, The
  • Chap
  • Charlie Russell the one-eyed mus
  • Cheese staff
  • Cherry picker
  • Cherry poppin’ daddy
  • Cherry splitter
  • Chi Zi Wang
  • Chick sticker
  • Chicksicle
  • Chief of staff
  • Chilli Fry
  • Chimbo
  • Chimney cleaner
  • Chip the ripper
  • chipotle pepper
  • Choad (chode)
  • Choo-choo
  • Chorizo
  • Chowder dumper
  • Chubby
  • Chubby conquistador, The
  • Chum
  • Chunder thunder
  • Chunk ‘o’ love
  • Cigar
  • Circus boy
  • Clam digger
  • Clam hammer
  • Clam sticker
  • Clipity clop
  • Clit tickler
  • Clown, The
  • Cob
  • Cobra Commander
  • Cock
  • Cock goblin
  • Cock-a-saurus Rex
  • Cocktapuss
  • Cocktus
  • Cockus erectus
  • Codger
  • Colon cowboy
  • Colon crusader
  • Colossus
  • Commando Snake Eyes
  • Coral branch
  • Corndog
  • Cornholer
  • Cornstalk
  • Cornstalk cowboy
  • Crack hunter
  • Crack smacker
  • Cramstick
  • Crank
  • Crank shaft
  • Cream bandit
  • Cream cannon
  • Cream spritzer
  • Cream-filled meat stick
  • Creamsicle
  • Creamstick
  • Crimson chitterling
  • Crimson Darth Vader
  • Crippler
  • Crotch cannon
  • Crotch cobra
  • Crotch cowboy
  • Crotch rocket
  • Crotch vomiter
  • Crushin’ Russian, The
  • Cucumber of love
  • Cum pump
  • Cummingtonite
  • Cunny-catcher
  • Cunt caper, The
  • Cunt companion
  • Cunt pumper
  • Cunt reamer
  • Cunt rifle
  • Cunt scrubber
  • Cupid’s arrow
  • Curious George
  • Custard cannon
  • Custard chucker
  • Custard pump
  • Cyclops
  • Cycloptic milk spitter

D

  • Daddy Long-stroke
  • Daddy’s long leg
  • dancing sirloin
  • Dangalong-linglong
  • Danger the one-eyed ranger
  • Danglin’ fury
  • Danglin’ wang
  • Dangling participle
  • Dangly bits
  • Dangus Kahn
  • Dart of love
  • Darth Vader
  • Davy Crockett
  • Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
  • Demeanor, The
  • Diamond cutter
  • Dick
  • Dick-cheese
  • Dickimus Maximus
  • Dickory dock
  • Dickory-smoked coal sausage
  • Dicksicle
  • Dicky
  • Diego the Explorer
  • Digit
  • Diller
  • Dilly-ho-ho
  • Ding-a-ling
  • Ding-dong
  • Dingaling
  • Dingaroo
  • Dingle
  • Dingle dangle
  • Dingleberry
  • Dingledong
  • Dinglehopper
  • Dingus
  • Dingy
  • Dinky
  • Dipstick
  • Dirk Diggler
  • Disco Stick
  • Divining rod
  • DNA Rifle
  • Dobber
  • Docking tube
  • Dog knot
  • Dolphin
  • Dong
  • Dong with the wind
  • Dong-bong
  • Dong-stick
  • Dongle
  • Donker
  • Donkey Kong
  • Doo-dad
  • Doo-dar
  • Doo-hickey
  • Doodle
  • Doodle dandy
  • Dooflinky
  • Dooflocky
  • Dooker
  • Doppelganger
  • Dora the anal explorer
  • Dork
  • Doughnut holder
  • Dr. Cyclops
  • Dr. Feelgood
  • Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
  • Dr. Wang
  • Dragonhood
  • Dribbling dart of love
  • Dribbling dragon
  • Dude
  • Duke, The
  • Dumb stick
  • Dungula bone

E

  • Ear tickler
  • Early riser, The
  • Earth Shaker
  • Earthmover
  • Earthworm Jim
  • Easy rider
  • Egg roll
  • Eight inches of blunt fury
  • Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
  • El Capitan
  • El Presidente
  • Elastic plastic
  • Elavent
  • Elephant trunk
  • Elephants Trunk
  • Elise’s Mighty Finger
  • Elmer the glue shooter
  • Elvis
  • Engine cranker
  • Equipment
  • Everlasting gob-dropper
  • Every-other-time
  • Excalibur
  • Excreting eel
  • Executive staff member

F

  • Fallopian fiddler
  • Family jewels
  • Fandangle
  • Fandangled mandangler
  • Fanny Cleaver
  • Fantasmagoric
  • Fat Albert
  • Fat finger
  • Fat Johnson
  • Fetus feeler
  • Fiddle bow
  • Fiddle stick
  • Fire breathing dragon
  • Fire hose
  • Fire rod
  • Fireman Ed
  • Firm worm
  • Fish hook
  • Fishing rod
  • Fishing tackle
  • Flabagastered
  • Flagpole
  • Flapdoodle
  • Flavio
  • Flesh banana
  • Flesh bat
  • Flesh cigar
  • Flesh enema
  • Flesh flute
  • Flesh hoagie
  • Flesh injection
  • Flesh maggot
  • Flesh missile
  • Flesh pistol
  • Flesh rocket
  • Flesh tornado
  • Flesh trumpet
  • Flesh twinkie
  • Fleshbone
  • Fleshy Winnebago, The
  • Flip-flap
  • Fluid spitter
  • Foaming beef probe
  • Fondo worm
  • Foo-foo
  • Foofer (Foof)
  • Fool sticker
  • Footlong
  • Foots best friend
  • Fountain of youth
  • Frank ‘n’ beans
  • Frankfurter
  • Fred
  • Freddy firehose
  • Freddy fish monger
  • Free Willy
  • Frigamajig
  • Frightful Hog, The
  • Fuck ferret
  • Fuck flute
  • Fuck puppet
  • Fucklebear
  • Fuckpole
  • Fuckstick
  • Fudge packer
  • Fudgebar
  • Fudgepacker
  • Full meal
  • Fun gun
  • Fun truncheon
  • Fury, The
  • Fuzzbuster

G

  • Gadget
  • Gag mallet
  • Gap stopper
  • Garompa
  • Gash mallet
  • Gear shift
  • General, The
  • Gentleman’s pistol
  • Georgia Kingsnake
  • German sausage
  • German soldier, The
  • Gherkin
  • Giant-sized man-thing
  • Giggle stick
  • Gimmer stick
  • Girthy McGirth
  • Girthy sausage
  • Giving tree, The
  • Gizmo
  • Gleaming love sword
  • Glistening Man-Lance
  • Glo worm
  • Glorious Gland of Glee
  • Glove Box
  • Gluestick
  • Gobble Stick
  • Godzilla
  • Goo Bazooka
  • Goo blaster
  • Goo pipe
  • Goober
  • Goose’s neck
  • Governor
  • Grabthar’s hammer
  • Grandpa’s knee
  • Granite edifice
  • Gravy maker
  • Great Buddha
  • Great pyramid, The
  • Grinding tool
  • Grissel stick
  • Groinstalk
  • Gummi worm
  • Gushin’ Prussian, The
  • Gut buster, The
  • Gut stick
  • Gut tappa, The
  • Gut wrench
  • Guy, My

H

  • Hair splitter
  • Hairy acorn
  • Hairy banjo
  • Hairy Houdini
  • Hairy pencil
  • Hairy scary and the two bald men
  • Hairy snake
  • Hallubaloona
  • Ham roll
  • Hammer of Thor
  • Hampton
  • Hand-gun
  • Handfucker
  • Handgun
  • Handwarmer
  • Handy andy
  • Hang-lo
  • Hanging Chad
  • Hanging hag
  • Hanging Johnny
  • Hannah
  • Happy Harry Hard-on
  • Happy worm
  • Hard-on
  • Hardware
  • Harry
  • Harry & the Hendersons
  • Harry hot dog
  • He who must be obeyed
  • He-ham
  • He-man sword
  • Headquarters
  • Heat-seeking moisture missile
  • Heavy hitter
  • Helmet man
  • Helmeted meat-soldier
  • Henry
  • Herbie
  • Herculean lizard
  • Hercules
  • Herman the one-eyed German
  • Herman von Longschlongstein
  • Hidden treasure
  • Hieny hobbit
  • High pressure vein cane
  • Him-hang
  • His Eminence
  • His majesty
  • His rig
  • Hitlers arm
  • Hog
  • Hog leg
  • Hole cork
  • Holy diver
  • holy diver
  • Holy poker
  • Holy water sprinkler
  • Homewrecker, The
  • Homo Erectus
  • Honeypot cleaver
  • Honeystick
  • Honk the Magic Goose
  • Hoo hoo
  • Hooded warrior
  • Hooty hoo
  • Horse-necked clam
  • Hose
  • Hot beef injection
  • Hot dog
  • Hot glue gun
  • Hot popsicle
  • Hot Rod
  • Hot rod Harvey
  • Hot stick
  • Hot tamale
  • Hugo
  • Hum-diddler
  • Humongo
  • Hung Wei Lo
  • Hunka-hunka burnin’ love, The
  • Hymen hammer

I

  • Ice cream machine
  • Icing Sugar Fountain
  • Impregnator
  • Incredible bulk, The
  • Inflatable iron
  • Inflatable poo jabber
  • Injection erection
  • Instant sex drive lever
  • Internal spinal massager
  • Intrusion protrusion
  • Invincible man, The
  • Iron horse
  • Iron rod
  • Italian stallion
  • Itty bitty meat
  • Ivan the Terrible
  • Ivory shaft

J

  • Jack
  • Jack in the box
  • Jackhammer
  • Jaja
  • Jake the one-eyed snake
  • James Westfall
  • Jap Slapper
  • Jap’s eye
  • Javelin
  • Jellyfish
  • Jerkin’ gherkin
  • Jesus Christ Supershaft
  • Jibberstick
  • Jigger
  • Jiggling bone
  • Jim and the twins
  • Jiminy Cricket
  • Jimmer jammer
  • Jimmy
  • Jimmy Wriggler
  • Jing jang
  • Jingle bone
  • Jive sausage
  • Jizz syringe, The
  • Jizz whiz
  • Jizzcraft carrier
  • Jizzle stick
  • Jockey stick
  • John Thomas
  • John Thursday
  • Johnny Cockrane
  • Johnny Come Early
  • Johnson
  • Joint
  • JoJo the circus clown
  • Jolly green giant
  • Jolly jellybean
  • Joy juicer
  • Joybuzzer
  • Joyprong
  • Joystick
  • Julio
  • Julius Caesar
  • Junior
  • Junior burger
  • Junk

K

  • Kaptain Kielbasa
  • Ken cracker
  • Kentucky horn
  • Kentucky telescope
  • Kerala King Cobra
  • Kibble ‘n’ Bitz
  • Kick stand
  • Kidney cracker
  • Kidney scraper
  • Kidney wiper
  • Kielbasa
  • King Dingaling
  • King Dong
  • King, The
  • Kipper ripper
  • kirk
  • Knee knocker
  • Knob
  • Knobgoblin
  • Knowledge stick
  • Kojak
  • Komodo dragon
  • Kong
  • Kosher pickle
  • Kuku
  • Kuku bird

L

  • Lady dagger
  • Lance of love
  • Lap rope
  • Lard
  • Last action hero
  • Leader of the sack
  • Leaky faucet
  • Leather lollipop
  • Lewinski lunch
  • Lice nest
  • Lickin’ stick
  • Licorice stick
  • Life preserver
  • lightsaber
  • Lil buddy
  • Lil Mr.
  • Lincoln log
  • Little admiral, The
  • Little bastard
  • Little Bill
  • Little Billy
  • Little birdy
  • Little bishop in a turtle neck
  • Little brother
  • Little buddy
  • Little Caesar
  • Little Colonel
  • Little Danny
  • Little David
  • Little Dickie
  • Little Dutch boy
  • Little Elvis
  • Little fella
  • Little friend
  • Little gator
  • Little guy
  • Little Jesus
  • Little John and the East Side Boys
  • Little Juan
  • Little man
  • Little shepherd boy
  • Little slugger
  • Little Willy
  • Live sausage
  • Lizard
  • Lobster
  • Locomotor
  • Lollipop
  • Long Black Limousine
  • Long Dong Silver
  • Long John
  • Long John Skin Sword II
  • Long Tom
  • Longrod Von Hugedong
  • Longrod Von Hugenstein
  • Longsword
  • Lord Hardwick
  • Lord James D’Armais
  • Lord Plumber
  • Louisville plugger
  • Louisville slugger
  • Love gun
  • Love leg
  • Love log
  • Love lollipop
  • Love Machine
  • Love maker
  • Love meat
  • Love muscle
  • Love pole
  • Love pump
  • Love sausage
  • Love stick
  • Love sub
  • Love sword
  • Love thruster
  • Love torpedo
  • Love train
  • Love truncheon
  • Love wand
  • Love weasel
  • Love whistle
  • Love-n-ator, The
  • Lucky charm
  • Lucky Chucky
  • Lunch
  • Lunchmeat truncheon
  • Lung disturber
  • Lung puncturer

M

  • Magenta mushroom
  • Magic Flute
  • Magic Johnson
  • Magic member
  • Magic stick
  • Magic wand
  • Magical mayonaise squirting french fry
  • Maiden masher
  • Main vein
  • Major Manchowder
  • Major woody
  • Mammoth Mound of Manlihood
  • Man axe
  • Man cannon
  • Man hammer
  • Man in the pink helmet, The
  • Man loaf
  • Man log
  • Man meat
  • Man meat of the menacing south
  • Man muscle
  • Man pipe
  • Man plow
  • Man pole
  • Man root
  • Man sword
  • Man’s best friend
  • Man-dingler
  • Man-milk dispenser
  • Man-sized manicotti
  • Manchild
  • Mandingo
  • Mangina
  • Mangroin
  • Manhole cover
  • Manhood helmet
  • Manimal
  • Manoy
  • Marriage tackle
  • Marrowbone
  • Master blaster
  • Master John Goodfellow
  • Master of ceremonies
  • Master Wang
  • Maximus
  • Mayonnaise cannon
  • Mayonnaise Maker
  • Mayonnaise pistol
  • Maypole
  • Meat
  • Meat ‘n’ (two) veggies
  • Meat ‘n’ potatoes
  • Meat balloon
  • Meat bat
  • Meat cigar
  • Meat enema
  • Meat flute
  • Meat hammer
  • Meat harp
  • Meat missile
  • Meat Monster
  • Meat musket
  • Meat pipe
  • Meat pole
  • Meat popsicle
  • Meat puppet
  • Meat skewer
  • Meat speculum
  • Meat stick
  • Meat straw
  • Meat tampon
  • Meat thermometer
  • Meat train
  • Meat twinkie
  • Meat whistle
  • Meat wrench
  • Meatsicle
  • Meaty cudgel
  • Meaty internal spine support
  • Meaty tongue depressor
  • Melon baster
  • Member
  • Menacing meat of minnesota
  • Menstrual miner
  • Midas
  • Middle leg
  • Midnight wangler, The
  • Mighty anaconda, The
  • Mighty Dolan, The
  • Mighty Joe Young
  • Mighty Man-Pole
  • Mighty monkey
  • Mighty Thor, The
  • Milkbone
  • Milkman
  • Mini-me
  • Mister
  • Mister happy
  • Moby big dick
  • Moby Dick
  • Mojo
  • Molten mushroom, The
  • Mommy daddy button
  • Monkey
  • Monkey tamer, The
  • Monkeymaker
  • Monster, The
  • Monty’s python
  • Moose Knuckle
  • Moose knuckles
  • Morning glory
  • Morning muscle
  • Moses
  • Mouse
  • Mr Johnson and the juice crew
  • Mr. Bendy
  • Mr. Big
  • Mr. Bigglesworth
  • Mr. Bo
  • Mr. Boing Boing
  • Mr. Bojangles
  • Mr. Bozack
  • Mr. Clean
  • Mr. Eel-y
  • Mr. Friendly
  • Mr. Giggles
  • Mr. Good Bar
  • Mr. Happy
  • Mr. Jiggle Daddy
  • Mr. Magoo
  • Mr. Matey
  • Mr. Merrymaker
  • Mr. Microphone
  • Mr. Mojo Risin’
  • Mr. Mouth Missle
  • Mr. Mushroom head
  • Mr. Pee-pee
  • Mr. Peepers
  • Mr. Peppey
  • Mr. Plumpy
  • Mr. Potato Head
  • Mr. President
  • Mr. Rogers
  • Mr. Salami
  • Mr. Sniffles
  • Mr. Toad’s wild ride
  • Mr. Wiggles
  • Mr. Wigglestick
  • Mr. Wiggly
  • Mr. Wiggly Flops
  • Mr. Willy
  • Mr. Winky
  • Mr. Wobbly
  • Muff marauder, The
  • Muff mole
  • Muffin butterer
  • Mule
  • Munchkin Maker
  • Murky Lurker, The
  • Muscle of love
  • Mushroom
  • Mushroom on a stick
  • Mushroom Stamper
  • Mushroom-tipped love dart
  • Mushroom-tipped man sword
  • Mushroom-tipped sausage
  • Mushrum
  • Mustn’touchit
  • Mutton dagger
  • Mutton javelin
  • Mutton pole
  • Muzzled bulldog
  • My little brother
  • My small little hunter

N

  • Nag
  • Nail
  • Navajo hogan, The
  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Needle
  • Nether regions
  • Night stick
  • Nightcrawler
  • Nimrod
  • Nine inch knocker
  • Nine inch nail
  • Nob
  • Nudger
  • Nuke, The
  • Number Two Pencil
  • Nut cannon

O

  • O’Henry
  • Octogon, The
  • Ol’ diamond cutter
  • Ol’ McDonalds Pony Whip
  • Ol’ one-eye
  • Old Blind Bob
  • Old chap
  • Old drizzly
  • Old faithful
  • Old fella
  • Old man
  • Old slimy
  • Oliver Twist
  • One eyed cave salamander
  • One-eyed bath tub eel
  • One-eyed blue-vein
  • One-eyed cave dweller
  • One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins
  • One-eyed cornhusker
  • One-eyed cow killer
  • One-eyed custard chucker
  • One-eyed Fred
  • One-eyed giant
  • One-eyed gopher
  • One-eyed hip snake
  • One-eyed horny newt
  • One-eyed Jack
  • One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin
  • One-eyed milkman
  • One-eyed moisture missle
  • One-eyed monster
  • One-eyed nightcrawler
  • One-eyed snake
  • One-eyed superhero
  • One-eyed throbbing python of love
  • One-eyed trouser mouse
  • One-eyed trouser psychic
  • One-eyed trouser python
  • One-eyed trouser snake
  • One-eyed trouser trout
  • One-eyed wiggling welshman
  • One-eyed Willy
  • One-eyed wonder weasel
  • One-eyed wonder worm
  • One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
  • One-eyed yogurt thrower
  • One-holed bologna phone
  • One-holed friction whistle
  • One-string bass
  • Optimus prime
  • Organ
  • Other head, The
  • Otis Deepthroatis
  • Our one-eyed brother
  • Ovarian pool stick
  • Oyster probe

P

  • Package
  • Pajama python
  • Palm pilot
  • Panda express
  • Pants snake
  • Pantswombat
  • Papa’s poker
  • Passion pistol
  • Passion pump
  • Patrician
  • Peacemaker
  • Peanut
  • Pearl diver
  • Pearl pole
  • Pebbles and Bam Bam
  • Pecker
  • Pecker wrecker
  • Pedro
  • Pee pee
  • Pee-Wee
  • Peener
  • Peenie
  • Pelvic punisher
  • Pelvic rocket emitter
  • Pelvis thumb
  • Pencil
  • Pendulum
  • Peni
  • Penial
  • Penistration
  • Pennis the Menace
  • Pepe
  • Peppito
  • Percy
  • Perpendicular bisector
  • Perpendicular pickle, The
  • Peruvian Firestick
  • Pete(r)
  • Peter the Great
  • Petit Jesu
  • Phallus
  • Pheasant
  • Piccolo
  • Pickle
  • Piece
  • Piece of pork
  • Pied piper
  • Pig in a blanket
  • Pigskin bus
  • Pigsticker
  • Pikestaff
  • Piledriver
  • Pillipacker
  • Pimp cane
  • Pimpin’ stick
  • Pink cave tadpole
  • Pink cigar
  • Pink Floyd
  • Pink oboe, The
  • Pink seeking missile
  • Pink steel
  • Pink torpedo
  • Pinkle
  • Pinnacle
  • Pinnochio
  • Pipe cleaner
  • Piss handle
  • Piss pump
  • Piss whistle
  • Pisser
  • Piston rod
  • Placenta poker
  • Plaster caster
  • Pleasure missile
  • Pleasure pickle
  • Pleasure piston
  • Pleasure stick
  • Plonker
  • Plum-tree shaker
  • Pocket otter
  • Pocket perch
  • Pocket pool stick
  • Pocket rocket
  • Pogo-stick
  • Pointer
  • Poka-her-hontas
  • Poker
  • Pole
  • Polish kielbasa
  • Polished pine
  • Polvo
  • Polyphemus
  • Pompadoodle
  • Poo bandit impaler
  • Poo Pusher
  • Poon canon
  • Poon farmer
  • Poon pounder
  • Poon prod
  • Poon wrecker
  • Poontanger
  • Poozle weasel (woozle)
  • Pop Tart
  • Pope John Pole III
  • Popeye
  • Porcelain plumber, The
  • Pork knife
  • Pork sword
  • Pork truncheon
  • Porkeroon
  • Porksicle
  • Porn prong
  • Poronga
  • Porridge bazooka
  • Porridge gun
  • Porridge pump
  • Potty
  • Power rod
  • Powerprawn, The
  • Premeditator, The
  • Prepositional phrase
  • Presidential podium
  • Pretial
  • Prick
  • Prickolo
  • Pride and joy
  • Primus pilus
  • Prince Charming
  • Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
  • Private parts
  • Probe
  • Prong
  • Protein
  • Protein spicket
  • Protein torpedo
  • Pube kabob
  • Pubic bong
  • Pud
  • Pudding cannon
  • Puff the Magic Dragon
  • Pugilistic
  • Pulsating Chorizo
  • Pulsating python of love
  • Pulsating throat clogger
  • Pulsating woodwind
  • Pump handle
  • Pump-action porridge bazooka
  • Pump-action yogurt rifle
  • Pumping pole of penile power
  • Pup Tent
  • Puppet Jack
  • Purple avenger
  • Purple bulb
  • Purple headed porridge pumper
  • Purple headed womb warrior
  • Purple muffin
  • Purple mushroom
  • Purple piledriver
  • Purple pork chop
  • Purple pulsating pillar of power
  • Purple turkey baster
  • Purple veined spartan of love
  • Purple worm
  • Purple-headed bed snake
  • Purple-headed belly ripper
  • Purple-headed burrow beast
  • Purple-headed cum shooter
  • Purple-headed custard chucker
  • Purple-headed love truncheon
  • Purple-headed meat scepter
  • Purple-headed pirate
  • Purple-headed punisher
  • Purple-headed vomit rod
  • Purple-headed warrior
  • Purple-headed womb broom
  • Purple-headed womb ferret
  • Purple-headed yogurt slinger
  • Purple-headed yougurt slinger
  • Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
  • Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
  • Purple-helmeted soldier of love
  • Purple-helmeted warrior
  • Pussy duster, The
  • Pussy piston
  • Pussy plumber
  • Pussy plunger
  • Pussy poker
  • Pussy pounder
  • Pussy stretcher
  • Putz

Q

  • Quantum jizzix
  • Quarter master
  • Quarter pounder with cheese
  • Quick shot Sam
  • Quim-tickler
  • Quivering member

R

  • Rainbow roll
  • Ralph the fur faced chicken
  • Ramburglar, The
  • Ramrod
  • Ranger
  • Real deal, The
  • Reaming Tower of Penis
  • Rectum rooter
  • Red ender
  • Red helmeted love warrior
  • red hot galloping snot-pump
  • Red hot poker
  • Red rocket
  • Rhubarb
  • Richard and the twins
  • Richard Cranium
  • Richard Head
  • Rick Hard
  • Ring stinger
  • Rising cedar
  • Rocket to sticky mantra
  • Rocket to Uranus
  • Rod
  • Rod hard ride
  • Rod of lordly might
  • Rodger
  • Rodney Stickshift
  • Rodzilla
  • Roger
  • Rogering Ramjet
  • Rolling pin
  • Roman soldier
  • Root
  • Root of all evil
  • Rosary
  • Rosey red reproductive rod
  • Roto-rooter
  • Round steak
  • Roy’s alfredo squirter
  • Ruby-headed love dart
  • Ruddy sausage
  • Rudiger
  • Rump wrangler
  • Rumpleforeskin
  • Russell the love muscle
  • Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle
  • Russian spurtnik
  • Rusty tunnel jangler

S

  • Salami
  • Salami grande
  • Salty dog
  • Saucer-headed swamp rhing
  • Sausage roll
  • Savwang
  • Scabby mayonnaise revolver
  • Scarlet Samurai
  • Scepter
  • Schlock
  • Schlong
  • schlongasaurus rex
  • Schlongmaster 2000
  • Schlort
  • Schmeckle
  • Schmuck
  • Schnickel
  • Schnitzel
  • Schvance/schvantz
  • Schvontz/schwantz
  • Schwanky
  • Schwartz
  • Scooby snack
  • Seed shooter
  • Se�or Happy
  • Sergeant Stiffy
  • Serpent
  • Serpentine
  • Sex pistol
  • Sexy serpent
  • Shaft
  • Shaft of Cupid
  • shagged
  • Shape shifter
  • Sheep shank
  • Sheep shifter
  • Shift stick
  • Shillelagh
  • Shiny banana
  • Shit stabber
  • Shithook
  • Shitstick
  • Short arm
  • Shrimp boat
  • Shunter’s pole
  • Silent beast, the
  • Silk shocker
  • Silly Willy’s stick of mayhem
  • Sinep
  • Single serving soup dispenser
  • Single-bore mayonnaise pistol
  • Sir Lance-A-Lot
  • Sir Martin Wagstaff
  • Sir Spanks A Lot
  • Six shooter
  • Skeetin white
  • Skin boat
  • Skin bus
  • Skin diver
  • Skin flute
  • Skin sword
  • Skip Kozak, The
  • Skippy
  • Skivvies lizard
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Slick Dilly
  • Slick Stick, The
  • Slim Jim
  • Slim reaper, The
  • Slippery love dolphin
  • Slit-eyed demon
  • Slong
  • Sloopy
  • Sludge pump
  • Slut stick
  • Smurf House
  • Snake
  • Snapper slapper
  • Snappy beefstick
  • Snausage
  • Snot Nazi
  • Snot rocket
  • Snot sausage
  • Snozwanger
  • Sock raper
  • Soldier
  • Solicitor General, The
  • Solid snake
  • Sopirolcha
  • Soul pole
  • Soupcan
  • Sour cream rifle, The
  • Spackle hammer
  • Spam dagger
  • Spam javelin
  • Spanky
  • Sparkle brush
  • Spelunker
  • Spelunking sausage
  • Sperm burper
  • Sperm spitter
  • Spermin’ Herman
  • Sperminator
  • Spigot
  • Spikebit
  • Spit
  • Spitting python
  • Spitting snake
  • Split-ass mechanic
  • Split-headed bishop
  • Splooge moose
  • Spongey-headed warrior
  • Spoo shooter
  • Sprout
  • Spunk blaster
  • Spunk spitter
  • Spunk stick
  • Spunk Trumpet
  • Spunk trunk
  • Spunker
  • Spurt Reynolds
  • Squinty blowpop, The
  • Squirmin’ Herman the one-eyed German
  • Staff
  • Staff of life
  • Stainmaker
  • Stallion
  • Standing hampton
  • Stanley
  • Stanley the powertool
  • Stick
  • Stick ‘o’ salami
  • Stick Beater
  • Stick shift
  • Sticky shooter
  • Stiff one-eye
  • Stiff sausage
  • Stiff stick
  • Stiffy
  • Stiffy the Whore Slayer
  • Stink hammer
  • Stipper slayer
  • Stomach wrench
  • Strawberry snake, The
  • Stretch Johnson
  • Stretchy and the twins
  • Strumpet thumper
  • Stubby
  • Sugar stick
  • Super soaker
  • Superschlong of love
  • Surgical Slut Spearman
  • Suspect, The
  • Sweet meat
  • Swelling mushroom
  • Swingin’ death
  • Swingin’ Dick Nixon
  • Swingin’ sirloin
  • Swizzle stick
  • Swollen blood bomber
  • Sword

T

  • Taco warmer
  • Tadger
  • Tadpole spigot
  • Tallywhacker
  • Tankslapper
  • Tapioca sprinkler, The
  • Tasmanian devil
  • Tassle
  • Teeter
  • Telingana Black Snake
  • Tennessee throatwarmer
  • Tent peg
  • Tent pole
  • Texas trout banger
  • Thadge navigator
  • Thang
  • The Beast Below
  • The Creaminator
  • The One Gettin licked
  • Thing(y)
  • Thingamabob
  • Third arm of justice
  • Third leg
  • Thomas
  • Thor’s hammer
  • Three inch punisher, The
  • Three’s company
  • Thrill drill
  • Throat choker
  • Throat spackler
  • Throbbing blood sword
  • Throbbing gristle
  • Throbbing horsecock
  • Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
  • Throbbing purple spear of destiny
  • Throbbing python of love
  • Thumper
  • Thunderstick
  • Tic tac
  • Tickle pickle
  • Tickle tail
  • Tickle Toby
  • Tinkle tube
  • Tiddlywinker
  • Tingler
  • Tinkie Winkie
  • Tiny Elvis
  • Tiny Tim
  • Titan missile, The
  • Titmouse
  • Tobias the cheeky monkey
  • Tockley
  • Todger
  • Tom Jones
  • Tom Slick
  • Tommy Tallywacker
  • Tonka
  • Tonsil tickler
  • Tonsil toothbrush
  • Tool
  • Tool of the Patriarchy
  • Torch of Cupid
  • Totem pole
  • Toto, the tummy twister
  • Tower of power
  • Toys for twats
  • Tree of life
  • Trembling torpedo
  • Trephie
  • Trombone
  • Troublemaker
  • Trouser flute
  • Trouser hawg
  • Trouser hunchback, The
  • Trouser mouse
  • Trouser snake
  • Trouser Titan
  • Trouser tortoise
  • Trouser trombone
  • Trouser trout
  • Trout baster
  • Trout tickler
  • Tuba
  • Tube steak
  • Tubesteak
  • Tummy banana
  • Tummy buster
  • Tuna baster
  • Tuna boat
  • Tuna fisher, The
  • Tuna torpedo
  • Tunnel tickler
  • Turd burglar
  • Turgid member
  • Turkey neck
  • Turtle
  • Twat expander
  • Twat tickler
  • Twat torpedo
  • Twat torquer
  • Twat washer
  • Tweeder
  • Twelve inch train of pain
  • Twig
  • Twig ‘n’ berries
  • Twig n’ giggle berries
  • Twillswizzler
  • Twinkie
  • Twizzler of Love, The
  • Two pebbles and a twig
  • Two pounds of swinging meat
  • Two-legged sword

U

  • Ugly brother
  • Ugly stick
  • Uncle Chunk
  • Uncle Dick
  • Uncle Reamus
  • Uncle Richard
  • Uncle Spunk
  • Uncle Throbby
  • Uncle Wiggly
  • Unemployed, The
  • Unit
  • Upright citizen
  • Upright organ
  • Upright uncle
  • Uterus unicorn

V

  • Vagina miner
  • Vaginal depth detector
  • Vaginal dilator
  • Vaginal explorer
  • Vein-laden meat pipe
  • Vein-laden meat stick
  • Veinous Maximus
  • Veiny bangstick
  • Verga
  • Vertical dangler
  • Verve pipe
  • Viagra baby
  • Vicious dink
  • Virile member
  • Vlad the Impaler
  • Vomit rod
  • Vomiting dummy

W

  • Wacker
  • Waldo
  • Walloper
  • Wally
  • Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
  • Wand of light
  • Wang
  • wanger
  • Wanker
  • Wanker spanker
  • War hammer, The
  • War Machine
  • Water spout
  • Wazoo
  • Weapon
  • Weapon of ass destruction
  • Weapon of mass destruction
  • Wedding finger
  • Wedding tackle
  • Wedding wrecker, The
  • Wedge bone
  • Wee wee
  • Wee wee tail
  • Wee Willy Winky
  • Wee wonder stick
  • Ween
  • Weenie
  • Weiner on a stick
  • Wenis
  • Whamadoodle
  • Whammy bar
  • Whanger
  • Whisker slitter
  • Whistle
  • Whistle stick
  • White slurping eddie banger
  • Who who
  • Whopper
  • Whore hammer
  • Whore monger
  • Whore pipe
  • Whore thermometer
  • Wick
  • Wicked scepter
  • Widget
  • Wiener
  • Wife and kids, The
  • Wife’s best friend
  • Wife’s worst enemy
  • Wigga wagga
  • Wiggedy wang
  • Wiggity wang
  • Wiggle stick
  • Wiggling worm
  • Wilbert
  • Wilbur
  • Willard
  • Willy
  • Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
  • Willy wanker
  • Willy Wonka
  • Willy Wonka Smoke Stack
  • Wilson
  • Wing wang
  • Wing-wang
  • Winkster, The
  • Winky
  • Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
  • Wizard’s staff
  • Wobbly warhead
  • Wolly boner
  • Womb broom
  • Womb hammer
  • Womb raider
  • Womb scud
  • Womb warrior
  • Wonder down under, The
  • Wonder weiner
  • Wonder wick
  • Wonder worm
  • Wong
  • Wonga
  • Wood
  • Woodle
  • Woodrow Wilson
  • Woody
  • Wookie
  • Worm
  • Worm in a roll-neck pullover
  • Wormy McJuicemaker
  • Wriggling pole
  • Wrinklebeast

X

  • Xcaliber
  • XTC Stick

Y

  • Yam
  • Yang
  • Yankee Doodle
  • Yard O’ Beef
  • Yin(g) yang
  • Yogurt cannon
  • Yogurt gun
  • Yogurt hose
  • Yogurt shooter
  • Yogurt slinger
  • Yul
  • Yum-yum
  • Yummy hummer
  • Yung the Hung

Z

  • Zamboner
  • Zamboni baloney
  • Zapper wrench
  • Zipper ripper, The
  • Zipper trout
  • Zipper wookie
  • Zizi
  • Zoobbrick
  • Zorker

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