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A

  • A bit of the old in & out
  • Act of darkness, The
  • Adam and Eve it
  • All’s well when ends meet
  • Alternative activities
  • Applepicking

B

  • Baking cookies
  • Ball
  • Bang
  • Bash the beaver
  • Be in a woman’s beef
  • Be up to one’s balls
  • Beast with two backs
  • Beasty rendezvous, The
  • Beat cheeks
  • Beat someone up with an ugly stick
  • Bed boogie, The
  • Bed-pressing
  • Beef in yo taco
  • Boff your brains out
  • Bohemian cluster fuck
  • Boink
  • Bone dance
  • Bone someone
  • Bonk
  • Boof
  • Boom-boom
  • Bop someone
  • Breed
  • Bump and grind
  • Bump bellies
  • Bump uglies
  • Bumpin’ fuzzies
  • Bunny fuck
  • Burping the worm in the mole hole
  • Bury the baby leg
  • Bury the bone
  • Bury the weenie
  • Bush patrol
  • Butter the muffin
  • Buzz the brillo

C

  • Casual encounters
  • Chimney
  • Churning butter
  • Clean her pipes
  • Clean the carpet
  • Crashing the custard truck
  • Cream someone
  • Creamin’
  • Creampie
  • Cut the mustard

D

  • Dance the buttock jig
  • Dance the matrimonial polka
  • Dance the mattress jig
  • Deed, The
  • Dip the chip
  • Dip your wick
  • Dirty work at the crossroads
  • Dirty sanchez
  • Dive in the dark, A
  • Diving for pearls
  • Do a lewd infusion
  • Do some ladies’ tailoring
  • Do the chores
  • Doona dance
  • Drill for (anal) oil
  • Drilling the ditch
  • Drive home

E

  • Eat cauliflower
  • Eat hymeneal sweets
  • Eating the cream puff in the enchanted forest
  • Enjoy a flesh session
  • Exchange bodily fluids

F

  • Featherbed jig
  • Feed the dummy
  • Feed the kitty
  • Filling the cream doughnut
  • Fish trap
  • Fit end to end
  • Fit her clap flap
  • Five knuckle shuffle
  • Fix her plumbing
  • Flop in the hay
  • Fornication
  • Four-legged frolic
  • Front door action
  • Fuck
  • Funky Chicken, The

G

  • Gateway to her guts
  • Genital exercise
  • Get a belly full of marrow pudding
  • Get a shove in your blind eye
  • Get creamy
  • Get into someone’s pants
  • Get it on
  • Get Jack in the orchard
  • Get oats from someone
  • Get some stank on the hang low
  • Get stretched
  • Get your chimney swept out
  • Get your end wet
  • Get your hair cut
  • Get your jollies
  • Get your leather stretched
  • Get your nuts cracked
  • Get your oil changed
  • Get your rocks off
  • Gild the lily
  • Give a hole to hide in
  • Give a woman a shot
  • Give hard for soft
  • Give her a hosing
  • Give her a pat
  • Give her the business
  • Give her the high hard one
  • Give juice for jelly
  • Give pussy a taste of cream
  • Give someone a stab
  • Give someone the works
  • Give the dog a bone
  • Glazing the donut
  • Go belly-to-belly
  • Go fishing
  • Go like a rat up a drainpipe
  • Go to town
  • Good old poke
  • Goose someone
  • Grease her
  • Grease the wheel
  • Grind your tool
  • Growling at the badger

H

  • Hammer someone
  • Hanky panky
  • Haul your ashes
  • Have a bit of curly greens
  • Have a bit of fish
  • Have a bit of giblet pie
  • Have a bit of pork
  • Have a bit of split mutton
  • Have a bit of sugar stick
  • Have a bit of summer cabbage
  • Have a bit of the cramstick
  • Have a hot roll with cream
  • Have a joy ride
  • Have a nooner
  • Have a piece of tail
  • Have a poke
  • Have a squeeze and a squirt
  • Have a turn on your back
  • Heels to Jesus
  • Hide the knee
  • Hide the pickle
  • Hide the salami
  • Hide the sausage
  • Hippity dippity
  • Hit it
  • Hokey-pokey
  • Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
  • Horizontal
  • Horizontal exercises
  • Horizontal hula
  • Horizontal hustle
  • Horizontal jogging
  • Horizontal mambo
  • Horizontal polka
  • Horizontal tango
  • Horizontalize
  • Hose someone
  • Hot dog in a jungle
  • Hump
  • Humpity dumpity
  • Humpty dance, The
  • Humpty dumpty

I

  • Impale someone
  • Introduce Charlie

J

  • Jab someone
  • Jiggle someone
  • Juice someone
  • Jumbo frank, The
  • Jump someone’s bones

K

  • Knock boots
  • Knocking mops

L

  • Lady bits
  • Lay some pipe
  • Leg over
  • Lie feet up
  • Lift a leg on someone
  • Light the lamp
  • Lose the match and pocket the stake

M

  • Make a fuck trophy
  • Make baskets
  • Make ends meet
  • Make grass sandwiches
  • Make her grunt
  • Make it
  • Make the beast with two backs
  • Makin’ bacon
  • Making babies
  • Making whoopee
  • Mattress dancing
  • Mattress mambo
  • Mingle limbs
  • Mix up some baby batter
  • Mix your peanut butter
  • Mixing the baby juice
  • Mommy-daddy dance
  • Mount someone

N

  • Nasty, The
  • Naughty, The
  • Nibble someone
  • Nookie
  • Nooner
  • Nose painting

O

P

  • Parallel park
  • Parking (the car)
  • Parking the beef bus in tuna town
  • Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love
  • Parting the Pink Sea
  • Pass the gravy
  • Peel your best end
  • Phallicize someone
  • Pick the Cherry
  • Pickle tuna position
  • Picnic in the lawn
  • Pink
  • Pink pony
  • Plant a man
  • Plant your seed
  • Play at in-and-out
  • Play at tops-and-bottoms
  • Play cars and garages
  • Play doctor
  • Play hide the hot dog
  • Play hide the weenie
  • Play on the hair court
  • Play pickle-me, tickle-me
  • Play the game of twenty toes
  • Play tiddlywinks
  • Pleasure pearls
  • Plook
  • Plow someone
  • Plug and play
  • Plug someone
  • Poke in the whiskers
  • Poke someone
  • Pop it in
  • Pork
  • Pot the pink
  • Pound someone
  • Pray with the knees upward
  • Probing the membrane
  • Professional wrestling
  • Pump someone
  • Put Percy in the playpen
  • Put the bee in the hive
  • Put the boots to someone
  • Put the devil into Hell
  • Put your root down
  • Put your snake in the grass
  • Putting a pickle in the hair sandwich
  • Putting sour cream in the burrito
  • Putting the candle in the pumpkin

Q

  • Quickie

R

  • Ram someone
  • Rear attack
  • Ride someone
  • Ride the baloney pony
  • Ride the hobby horse
  • Ride the pink pony
  • Ride the skin bus in to Tuna Town
  • Ride the slippery dip
  • Ring her bell
  • Rock the casbah
  • Roll in the hay
  • Romp in the hay
  • Roughin’ up the suspect
  • Rub bacons
  • Rub one out
  • Rump splitting
  • Rump work
  • Rumpy Pumpy

S

  • Saucing the clam
  • Saw off a chunk
  • Schtupp someone
  • Screw
  • Scrog
  • Sew your wild oats
  • Sexercize
  • Shag
  • Shake a skin coat
  • Shake the sheets
  • Shake your skin coat
  • Shoot the moon
  • Shoot your wad
  • Shucking the oyster
  • Sink it in
  • Sink the soldier
  • Slap skins
  • Slap some skin
  • Slip someone the hot beef injection
  • Smash
  • Smash it
  • Smashing pissers
  • Snake in the grass
  • Snaking her pipes
  • Sow your (wild) oats
  • Spankin’ the cat
  • Spear the bearded clam
  • Spear the hairy doughnut
  • Stab it
  • Stabbing the trout
  • Star-gazing on your back
  • Storm the pearly gates with your purple-headed devil
  • Storm the trenches
  • Stretch leather
  • Stretching
  • Stuff the beaver
  • Stuff the taco
  • Suck the sugar-stick
  • Surrender the Pink (Carrie Fisher)
  • Swiping the V-card

T

  • Take a belly-ride
  • Take a turn in the stubble
  • Take it to the car wash
  • Take the jism trail
  • Take the starch out of someone
  • Taking ‘old one-eye’ to the optometrist
  • Taking a break
  • Taking the flesh boat to tuna town
  • Taxin it
  • Tear off a piece
  • Tell a bedtime story
  • Thread the needle
  • Throw a leg over
  • Throw another log on the fire
  • Throw the meat at her
  • Throwing the sausage down castle street
  • Tickling her belly button from the inside
  • Tossing off a batch of baby batter
  • Trade a bit of hard for a bit of soft
  • Train through a tunnel
  • Trim the buff
  • Twat raking
  • Two in the pink, one in the stink
  • Two-backed beast

U

  • Ugly, The
  • Up to ya nuts in guts
  • Uppy downy

V

  • Varnish your cane
  • Visit the Netherlands
  • visiting the happy valley

W

  • Walk the dog
  • Wallpaper the closet
  • Water the lawn
  • Waterbed waltz
  • Wet your wick
  • Whitewash someone
  • Wild thing, The
  • Wind up your clock
  • Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
  • Wink wink, nudge nudge
  • Work the hairy oracle

X

Y

  • Yodel in the valley
  • Yodeling in the gulley

Z

  • Zallywhacking
  • Ziggy-wiggling
  • Zoinkering
  • Zoomin’ and boomin’
  • Zwooshing the swoosh