The largest list of menstruation euphemisms
- All anal sex week
- All over
- Arts and crafts week at Panty Camp
- At high tide
- Aunt Dot
- Aunt Flo(w)’s in town
- Aunt Rose visiting
- Aunt Ruby
- Barbequed chicken
- Bitchy witchy week
- Bleedies
- Blobbing
- Blobs, The
- Bloody Mary
- Blow job week
- Bodily functions
- Calendar days
- Charlie popped out of the bush and I need allies
- Checking into the Red Roof Inn
- Clean-up on aisle one
- Clogging molly
- Closed for business
- Closed for maintenance
- Closed shop
- Code red
- Communists in the Summer House
- Condensation
- Cousin Claudia
- Cousin Tom (Time Of the Month)
- Crimson curse, The
- Crimson tide, The
- Crimson wave, The
- Curse, The
- Dam has burst, The
- Dark week, The
- Dead week
- Dishonorable discharge from the Uterine Navy
- Dracula’s tea bag
- Dropping clots
- End of sentence
- Executive week
- Falling to the communists
- Flying the red flag
- Friend from the Red Sea
- Game Day for the crimson tide
- Gift, The
- Girl time
- Got the thingies
- Hammock season
- Happy Fun Time
- Having the painters in
- Horny
- Hummer week
- Hunt for Red October, The
- In season
- Kitty has a nosebleed, The
- Lady days
- Lady in the red dress
- Leak week
- Leaky basement
- Lining the drawers
- Little enemy
- Little ketchup with my steak, A
- Little Red Riding Hood (in the woods)
- Massacre at the beef curtain
- Massacre at the Y
- Menopause
- Misery
- Misery, The
- Miss Scarlett’s come home to Tara
- Monkey has a nosebleed, The
- Monthies
- Monthlies
- Monthly bill
- Monthly bloodpool
- Monthly curse
- Monthly evacuations
- Monthly time
- Monthly trouble
- Monthly visitor
- Moody monthly
- Moon time
- Moses parting the Red Sea
- Mother nature’s curse
- Mother Nature’s gift
- Mucking out
- Mudslide in Crotch Canyon
- My cup of joy is overflowing
- My Friends
- My little friend came to visit
- My red-headed cousin from down south
- My red-headed cousin from Virginia
- My steak is raw
- Nosebleed in Australia
- Nuisance, The
- Oil change
- On the blob
- On the rag
- Ordering l’Omelette Rouge
- Out of commission
- Out of order
- Pad straddling
- Painters are in, The
- Panty line
- Panty painting
- Panty shields up, Captain!
- Periodical
- Pink Light
- Planting cotton
- Playground’s muddy, The
- Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote’s Ragtime Band
- Quiff cry
- Rag, The
- Ragtime
- Raining down South
- Raising the Japanese flag
- Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
- Red Beard’s toothpaste
- Red dollar days
- Red flag is up, The
- Red letter day
- Red light district
- Red moon rising
- Red ribbon week
- Red rider’s revenge
- Red river blues
- Red scare, The
- Red snow, The
- Red Sox are in town
- Red special
- Red thread in the sowing machine
- Red wings
- Red witch
- Riding the cotton bicycle
- Riding the cotton cowboy
- Riding the cotton pony
- Riding the crimson tide
- Riding the crimson wave
- Riding the red ball special
- Saddling Old Rusty
- Santa’s bringing the presents
- Scarlet letter, The
- Seeing red
- Serving up the womb steak medium rare
- Shark bait
- Sitting on a sock
- Snatchbox decorated with red roses, A
- Soggy box
- Sprung a leak
- Squeaky mattress symphony
- Strings attached
- Surfing the crimson tide
- Surfing the crimson wave
- T-Minus 9 months and holding
- T.O.M. (Time Of the Month)
- Taking Carrie to the prom
- tampon
- Technical difficulties
- That time of the month
- Time
- Time to change the filter
- Tin roof’s rusted
- Tomato boat has come in
- Too wet to plow
- Train wreck
- Trolling for vampires
- Up on blocks
- Vampire’s bag lunch
- Visit from Cap’n Bloodsnatch, A
- Visit from the Cardinal, A
- Visitations, The
- War in Virginia
- Weeping womb
- Wound of Eve that never heals, The
- Wounded clam