Gregology is the study of Greg. In the Gregological calendar the universe starts on the 3rd of May 1983. The universe has existed for 988592848 seconds or 11442 days. This date is celebrated each year and referred to as Greg’s birthday. On this day mortals bestow gifts upon Greg in a hope that he does not destroy them in the coming year.
To become a Gregologist simply
- Dedicate your life to the study of Greg
- Bestow your soul to Greg
- And donate 55% of your earnings to Greg
- Learn everything on this site (there is an exam!)
Once you are a Gregologist you are promised by Greg a place by his side in the after life as well as a fridge magnet and a ceremonial brick which will be used to grant you access to the after life at the yearly sacrament ritual.
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