Dicktionary

The largest list of penis euphemisms

21st digit

Abdomen
Ace in the hole
Acorn Andy
Action Jackson
Adam Halfpint
Admiral Winky
African black snake
Afro man
AIDS baster
AIDS cannon
AIDS grenade
Alabama blacksnake
albino asparagus
Albino cave dweller
All-day sucker
Alliteration
Anaconda
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Probe Deluxe
Anal Spear
Ankle spanker
Apple-headed monster
Appreciator, The
Ass blaster
Ass pirate
Ass wedge
Assmaster
Astralgod
Auger-headed gut wrench
Axolotl

Ba-donk-a-donk
Baby maker
Baby’s arm holding an apple
Baby’s arm in a boxing glove
Bacon bazooker
Bacon rod
Bacon Torpedo
Badboy
Bagpipe
Baked bean with a roll neck
Bald Avenger, The
Bald Bishop
Bald butler
Bald eagle
Bald monkey
Bald-headed beauty
Bald-headed giggle stick
Bald-headed hermit
Bald-headed Jesus
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispens
Ball buddy
Ballon knot
Baloney pony
Banana
Baptizer
Bat and balls
Battering ram
Bavarian Beefstick
Bayonet
Baywatch rodsock
Bean stalk
Beanpole
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Bearded turtle necked one-eyed jack
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef Bayonet
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef bazooka
Beef belt buckle
Beef blunt
Beef bong
Beef bridge that crosses the 7 seas
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef on a stick
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beef thermometer
Beefy McManstick
Bell rope
Belly stick
Best leg of three
Big Dick & the twins
Big Dickus
Big Dummy
Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
Big Jim and the Twins
Big Johnson
Big Lebowski
Big Mac
Big number one
Big red
Big rod
Big Uncle
Big Willy
Biggus Dickus
Bilbo Baggins
Bird
Bishop with his nice red hat
Bishop, The
Bitch blaster
Bitch stick
Bits and pieces
Blaxolotl
Blind butler
Blind cave salamander
Blind snake
Blood blunt
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Blood slug
Blood sword
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue steel
Blue-veined jackhammer
Blue-veined junket pumper
Blue-veined piccolo
Blue-veined puss chucker
Blue-veiner
Blunt
Bob
Bob Dole
Bob Johnson
Bobo
Bone
Bone phone
Bone rollercoaster
Bone-her
Boneless beef
Boneless fish
Boner
Bonercoaster
Boney cannelloni
Boom stick
Bop gun
Bosnian Beefstick
Bottle rocket
Bow-legged swamp donkey
Box buster
Boybrush
Bradford and the pair
Bratwurst
Breakfast burrito
Breakfast wood
Broom
Brother
Brutus
Bubba
Bulbulous big-knob
Bumtickler
Burning meat pipe
Bush beater
Bush rusher
Bushwhacker
Buster Cannon
Buster Hymen
Buster McThunderstick
Butt blaster
Butt pirate
Butter churn
Butterknife

Caliburn
Camel rider
Candy cane
Canelo
Caped crusader
Captain Bilbo
Captain Caveman
Captain Crook
Captain Hook
Captain Howdy
Captain Howdy
Captain Kirk
Captain Winky
Carnal stump
Cattle prod
Cave hunter
Cawk
Cax
Cervix crusader
Cervix pounder
Cervix raider
Cesar
Chancellor, The
Chap
Charlie Russell the one-eyed mus
Cheese staff
Cherry picker
Cherry poppin’ daddy
Cherry splitter
Chi Zi Wang
Chick sticker
Chicksicle
Chief of staff
Chilli Fry
Chimbo
Chimney cleaner
Chip the ripper
chipotle pepper
Choad (chode)
Choo-choo
Chorizo
Chowder dumper
Chubby
Chubby conquistador, The
Chum
Chunder thunder
Chunk ‘o’ love
Christabelle, The
Cigar
Circus boy
Clam digger
Clam hammer
Clam sticker
Clipity clop
Clit tickler
Clown, The
Cob
Cobra Commander
Cock
Cock goblin
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktapuss
Cocktus
Cockus erectus
Codger
Colon cowboy
Colon crusader
Colossus
Commando snake eye
Coral branch
Corndog
Cornholer
Cornstalk
Cornstalk cowboy
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Crank
Crank shaft
Cream bandit
Cream cannon
Cream spritzer
Cream-filled meat stick
Creamsicle
Creamstick
Crimson chitterling
Crimson Darth Vader
Crippler
Crotch cannon
Crotch cobra
Crotch cowboy
Crotch rocket
Crotch vomiter
Crushin’ Russian, The
Cucumber of love
Cum pump
Cummingtonite
Cunny-catcher
Cunt caper, The
Cunt companion
Cunt pumper
Cunt reamer
Cunt rifle
Cunt scrubber
Cupid’s arrow
Curious George
Custard cannon
Custard chucker
Custard pump
Cyclops
Cycloptic milk spitter

Daddy Long-stroke
Daddy’s long leg
dancing sirloin
Dangalong-linglong
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Danglin’ fury
Danglin’ wang
Dangling participle
Dangly bits
Dangus Kahn
Dart of love
Darth Vader
Davy Crockett
Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
Demeanor, The
Diamond cutter
Dick
Dick-cheese
Dickimus Maximus
Dickory dock
Dickory-smoked coal sausage
Dicksicle
Dicky
Diego the Explorer
Digit
Diller
Dilly-ho-ho
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingaling
Dingaroo
Dingle
Dingle dangle
Dingleberry
Dingledong
Dinglehopper
Dingus
Dingy
Dinky
Dipstick
Dirk Diggler
Disco Stick
Divining rod
DNA Rifle
Dobber
Docking tube
Dog knot
Dolphin
Dong
Dong with the wind
Dong-bong
Dong-stick
Dongle
Donker
Donkey Kong
Doo-dad
Doo-dar
Doo-hickey
Doodle
Doodle dandy
Dooflinky
Dooflocky
Dooker
Doppelganger
Dora the anal explorer
Dork
Doughnut holder
Dr. Cyclops
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
Dr. Wang
Dragonhood
Dribbling dart of love
Dribbling dragon
Dude
Duke, The
Dumb stick
Dungula bone

Ear tickler
Early riser, The
Earth Shaker
Earthmover
Earthworm Jim
Easy rider
Egg roll
Eight inches of blunt fury
Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
El Capitan
El Presidente
Elastic plastic
Elavent
Elephant trunk
Elephants Trunk
Elise’s Mighty Finger
Elmer the glue shooter
Elvis
Engine cranker
Equipment
Everlasting gob-dropper
Every-other-time
Excalibur
Excreting eel
Executive staff member

Fallopian fiddler
Family jewels
Fandangle
Fandangled mandangler
Fanny Cleaver
Fantasmagoric
Fat Albert
Fat finger
Fat Johnson
Fetus feeler
Fiddle bow
Fiddle stick
Fire breathing dragon
Fire hose
Fire rod
Fireman Ed
Firm worm
Fish hook
Fishing rod
Fishing tackle
Flabagastered
Flagpole
Flapdoodle
Flavio
Flesh banana
Flesh bat
Flesh cigar
Flesh enema
Flesh flute
Flesh hoagie
Flesh injection
Flesh maggot
Flesh missile
Flesh pistol
Flesh rocket
Flesh tornado
Flesh trumpet
Flesh twinkie
Fleshbone
Fleshy Winnebago, The
Flip-flap
Fluid spitter
Foaming beef probe
Fondo worm
Foo-foo
Foofer (Foof)
Fool sticker
Footlong
Foots best friend
Fountain of youth
Frank ‘n’ beans
Frankfurter
Fred
Freddy firehose
Freddy fish monger
Free Willy
Frigamajig
Frightful Hog, The
Fuck ferret
Fuck flute
Fuck puppet
Fucklebear
Fuckpole
Fuckstick
Fudge packer
Fudgebar
Fudgepacker
Full meal
Fun gun
Fun truncheon
Fury, The
Fuzzbuster

Gadget
Gag mallet
Gap stopper
Garompa
Gash mallet
Gear shift
General, The
Gentleman’s pistol
Georgia Kingsnake
German sausage
German soldier, The
Gherkin
Giant-sized man-thing
Giggle stick
Gimmer stick
Girthy McGirth
Girthy sausage
Giving tree, The
Gizmo
Gleaming love sword
Glistening Man-Lance
Glo worm
Glorious Gland of Glee
Glove Box
Gluestick
Gobble Stick
Godzilla
Goo Bazooka
Goo blaster
Goo pipe
Goober
Goose’s neck
Governor
Grabthar’s hammer
Grandpa’s knee
Granite edifice
Gravy maker
Great Buddha
Great pyramid, The
Grinding tool
Grissel stick
Groinstalk
Gummi worm
Gushin’ Prussian, The
Gut buster, The
Gut stick
Gut tappa, The
Gut wrench
Guy, My

Hair splitter
Hairy acorn
Hairy banjo
Hairy Houdini
Hairy pencil
Hairy scary and the two bald men
Hairy snake
Hallubaloona
Ham roll
Hammer of Thor
Hampton
Hand-gun
Handfucker
Handgun
Handwarmer
Handy andy
Hang-lo
Hanging Chad
Hanging hag
Hanging Johnny
Hannah
Happy Harry Hard-on
Happy worm
Hard-on
Hardware
Harry
Harry & the Hendersons
Harry hot dog
He who must be obeyed
He-ham
He-man sword
Headquarters
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heavy hitter
Helmet man
Helmeted meat-soldier
Henry
Herbie
Herculean lizard
Hercules
Herman the one-eyed German
Herman von Longschlongstein
Herpetogaster
Hidden treasure
Hieny hobbit
High pressure vein cane
Him-hang
His Eminence
His majesty
His rig
Hitlers arm
Hog
Hog leg
Hole cork
Holy diver
holy diver
Holy poker
Holy water sprinkler
Homewrecker, The
Homo Erectus
Honeypot cleaver
Honeystick
Honk the Magic Goose
Hoo hoo
Hooded warrior
Hooty hoo
Horse-necked clam
Hose
Hot beef injection
Hot dog
Hot glue gun
Hot popsicle
Hot Rod
Hot rod Harvey
Hot stick
Hot tamale
Hugo
Hum-diddler
Humongo
Hung Wei Lo
Hunka-hunka burnin’ love, The
Hymen hammer

Ice cream machine
Icing Sugar Fountain
Impregnator
Incredible bulk, The
Inflatable iron
Inflatable poo jabber
Injection erection
Instant sex drive lever
Internal spinal massager
Intrusion protrusion
Invincible man, The
Iron horse
Iron rod
Italian stallion
Itty bitty meat
Ivan the Terrible
Ivory shaft

Jack
Jack in the box
Jackhammer
Jaja
Jake the one-eyed snake
James Westfall
Jap Slapper
Jap’s eye
Javelin
Jellyfish
Jerkin’ gherkin
Jesus Christ Supershaft
Jibberstick
Jigger
Jiggling bone
Jim and the twins
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jimmy Wriggler
Jing jang
Jingle bone
Jive sausage
Jizz syringe, The
Jizz whiz
Jizzcraft carrier
Jizzle stick
Jockey stick
John Thomas
John Thursday
Johnny Cockrane
Johnny Come Early
Johnson
Joint
JoJo the circus clown
Jolly green giant
Jolly jellybean
Joy juicer
Joybuzzer
Joyprong
Joystick
Julio
Julius Caesar
Junior
Junior burger
Junk

Kaptain Kielbasa
Ken cracker
Kentucky horn
Kentucky telescope
Kerala King Cobra
Kibble ‘n’ Bitz
Kick stand
Kidney cracker
Kidney scraper
Kidney wiper
Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
King, The
Kipper ripper
kirk
Knee knocker
Knob
Knobgoblin
Knowledge stick
Kojak
Komodo dragon
Kong
Kosher pickle
Kuku
Kuku bird

Lady dagger
Lance of love
Lap rope
Lard
Last action hero
Leader of the sack
Leaky faucet
Leather lollipop
Lewinski lunch
Lice nest
Lickin’ stick
Licorice stick
Life preserver
lightsaber
Lil buddy
Lil Mr.
Lincoln log
Little admiral, The
Little bastard
Little Bill
Little Billy
Little birdy
Little bishop in a turtle neck
Little brother
Little buddy
Little Caesar
Little Colonel
Little Danny
Little David
Little Dickie
Little Dutch boy
Little Elvis
Little fella
Little friend
Little gator
Little guy
Little Jesus
Little John and the East Side Boys
Little Juan
Little man
Little shepherd boy
Little slugger
Little Willy
Live sausage
Lizard
Lobster
Locomotor
Lollipop
Long Black Limousine
Long Dong Silver
Long John
Long John Skin Sword II
Long Tom
Longrod Von Hugedong
Longrod Von Hugenstein
Longsword
Lord Hardwick
Lord James D’Armais
Lord Plumber
Louisville plugger
Louisville slugger
Love gun
Love leg
Love log
Love lollipop
Love Machine
Love maker
Love meat
Love muscle
Love pole
Love pump
Love sausage
Love stick
Love sub
Love sword
Love thruster
Love torpedo
Love train
Love truncheon
Love wand
Love weasel
Love whistle
Love-n-ator, The
Lucky charm
Lucky Chucky
Lunch
Lunchmeat truncheon
Lung disturber
Lung puncturer

Magenta mushroom
Magic Flute
Magic Johnson
Magic member
Magic stick
Magic wand
Magical mayonaise squirting french fry
Maiden masher
Main vein
Major Manchowder
Major woody
Mammoth Mound of Manlihood
Man axe
Man cannon
Man hammer
Man in the pink helmet, The
Man loaf
Man log
Man meat
Man meat of the menacing south
Man muscle
Man pipe
Man plow
Man pole
Man root
Man sword
Man’s best friend
Man-dingler
Man-milk dispenser
Man-sized manicotti
Manchild
Mandingo
Mangina
Mangroin
Manhole cover
Manhood helmet
Manimal
Manoy
Marriage tackle
Marrowbone
Master blaster
Master John Goodfellow
Master of ceremonies
Master Wang
Maximus
Mayonnaise cannon
Mayonnaise Maker
Mayonnaise pistol
Maypole
Meat
Meat ‘n’ (two) veggies
Meat ‘n’ potatoes
Meat balloon
Meat bat
Meat cigar
Meat enema
Meat flute
Meat hammer
Meat harp
Meat missile
Meat Monster
Meat musket
Meat pipe
Meat pole
Meat popsicle
Meat puppet
Meat skewer
Meat speculum
Meat stick
Meat straw
Meat tampon
Meat thermometer
Meat train
Meat twinkie
Meat whistle
Meat wrench
Meatsicle
Meaty cudgel
Meaty internal spine support
Meaty tongue depressor
Melon baster
Member
Menacing meat of minnesota
Menstrual miner
Midas
Middle leg
Midnight wangler, The
Mighty anaconda, The
Mighty Dolan, The
Mighty Joe Young
Mighty Man-Pole
Mighty monkey
Mighty Thor, The
Milkbone
Milkman
Mini-me
Mister
Mister happy
Moby big dick
Moby Dick
Mojo
Molten mushroom, The
Mommy daddy button
Monkey
Monkey tamer, The
Monkeymaker
Monster, The
Monty’s python
Moose Knuckle
Moose knuckles
Morning glory
Morning muscle
Moses
Mouse
Mr Johnson and the juice crew
Mr. Bendy
Mr. Big
Mr. Bigglesworth
Mr. Bo
Mr. Boing Boing
Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bozack
Mr. Clean
Mr. Eel-y
Mr. Friendly
Mr. Giggles
Mr. Good Bar
Mr. Happy
Mr. Jiggle Daddy
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Matey
Mr. Merrymaker
Mr. Microphone
Mr. Mojo Risin’
Mr. Mouth Missle
Mr. Mushroom head
Mr. Pee-pee
Mr. Peepers
Mr. Peppey
Mr. Plumpy
Mr. Potato Head
Mr. President
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Salami
Mr. Sniffles
Mr. Toad’s wild ride
Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wigglestick
Mr. Wiggly
Mr. Wiggly Flops
Mr. Willy
Mr. Winky
Mr. Wobbly
Muff marauder, The
Muff mole
Muffin butterer
Mule
Munchkin Maker
Murky Lurker, The
Muscle of love
Mushroom
Mushroom on a stick
Mushroom Stamper
Mushroom-tipped love dart
Mushroom-tipped man sword
Mushroom-tipped sausage
Mushrum
Mustn’touchit
Mutton dagger
Mutton javelin
Mutton pole
Muzzled bulldog
My little brother
My small little hunter

Nag
Nail
Navajo hogan, The
Nebuchadnezzar
Needle
Nether regions
Night stick
Nightcrawler
Nimrod
Nine inch knocker
Nine inch nail
Nob
Nudger
Nuke, The
Number Two Pencil
Nut cannon

O’Henry
Octogon, The
Ol’ diamond cutter
Ol’ McDonalds Pony Whip
Ol’ one-eye
Old Blind Bob
Old chap
Old drizzly
Old faithful
Old fella
Old man
Old slimy
Oliver Twist
One eyed cave salamander
One-eyed bath tub eel
One-eyed blue-vein
One-eyed cave dweller
One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins
One-eyed cornhusker
One-eyed cow killer
One-eyed custard chucker
One-eyed Fred
One-eyed giant
One-eyed gopher
One-eyed hip snake
One-eyed horny newt
One-eyed Jack
One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin
One-eyed milkman
One-eyed moisture missle
One-eyed monster
One-eyed nightcrawler
One-eyed snake
One-eyed superhero
One-eyed throbbing python of love
One-eyed trouser mouse
One-eyed trouser psychic
One-eyed trouser python
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
One-eyed wiggling welshman
One-eyed Willy
One-eyed wonder weasel
One-eyed wonder worm
One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
One-eyed yogurt thrower
One-holed bologna phone
One-holed friction whistle
One-string bass
Optimus prime
Organ
Other head, The
Otis Deepthroatis
Our one-eyed brother
Ovarian pool stick
Oyster probe

Package
Pajama python
Palm pilot
Panda express
Pants snake
Pantswombat
Papa’s poker
Passion pistol
Passion pump
Patrician
Peacemaker
Peanut
Pearl diver
Pearl pole
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pecker
Pecker wrecker
Pedro
Pee pee
Pee-Wee
Peener
Peenie
Pelvic punisher
Pelvic rocket emitter
Pelvis thumb
Pencil
Pendulum
Peni
Penial
Penistration
Pennis the Menace
Pepe
Peppito
Percy
Perpendicular bisector
Perpendicular pickle, The
Peruvian Firestick
Pete(r)
Peter the Great
Petit Jesu
Phallus
Pheasant
Piccolo
Pickle
Piece
Piece of pork
Pied piper
Pig in a blanket
Pigskin bus
Pigsticker
Pikestaff
Piledriver
Pillipacker
Pimp cane
Pimpin’ stick
Pink cave tadpole
Pink cigar
Pink Floyd
Pink oboe, The
Pink seeking missile
Pink steel
Pink torpedo
Pinkle
Pinnacle
Pinnochio
Pipe cleaner
Piss handle
Piss pump
Piss whistle
Pisser
Piston rod
Placenta poker
Plaster caster
Pleasure missile
Pleasure pickle
Pleasure piston
Pleasure stick
Plonker
Plum-tree shaker
Pocket otter
Pocket perch
Pocket pool stick
Pocket rocket
Pogo-stick
Pointer
Poka-her-hontas
Poker
Pole
Polish kielbasa
Polished pine
Polvo
Polyphemus
Pompadoodle
Poo bandit impaler
Poo Pusher
Poon canon
Poon farmer
Poon pounder
Poon prod
Poon wrecker
Poontanger
Poozle weasel (woozle)
Pop Tart
Pope John Pole III
Popeye
Porcelain plumber, The
Pork knife
Pork sword
Pork truncheon
Porkeroon
Porksicle
Porn prong
Poronga
Porridge bazooka
Porridge gun
Porridge pump
Potty
Power rod
Powerprawn, The
Premeditator, The
Prepositional phrase
Presidential podium
Pretial
Prick
Prickolo
Pride and joy
Primus pilus
Prince Charming
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Private parts
Probe
Prong
Protein
Protein spicket
Protein torpedo
Pube kabob
Pubic bong
Pud
Pudding cannon
Puff the Magic Dragon
Pugilistic
Pulsating Chorizo
Pulsating python of love
Pulsating throat clogger
Pulsating woodwind
Pump handle
Pump-action porridge bazooka
Pump-action yogurt rifle
Pumping pole of penile power
Pup Tent
Puppet Jack
Purple avenger
Purple bulb
Purple headed porridge pumper
Purple headed womb warrior
Purple muffin
Purple mushroom
Purple piledriver
Purple pork chop
Purple pulsating pillar of power
Purple turkey baster
Purple veined spartan of love
Purple worm
Purple-headed bed snake
Purple-headed belly ripper
Purple-headed burrow beast
Purple-headed cum shooter
Purple-headed custard chucker
Purple-headed love truncheon
Purple-headed meat scepter
Purple-headed pirate
Purple-headed punisher
Purple-headed vomit rod
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-headed womb broom
Purple-headed womb ferret
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-headed yougurt slinger
Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
Purple-helmeted soldier of love
Purple-helmeted warrior
Pussy duster, The
Pussy piston
Pussy plumber
Pussy plunger
Pussy poker
Pussy pounder
Pussy stretcher
Putz

Quantum jizzix
Quarter master
Quarter pounder with cheese
Quick shot Sam
Quim-tickler
Quivering member

Rainbow roll
Ralph the fur faced chicken
Ramburglar, The
Ramrod
Ranger
Real deal, The
Reaming Tower of Penis
Rectum rooter
Red ender
Red helmeted love warrior
red hot galloping snot-pump
Red hot poker
Red rocket
Rhubarb
Richard and the twins
Richard Cranium
Richard Head
Rick Hard
Ring stinger
Rising cedar
Rocket to sticky mantra
Rocket to Uranus
Rod
Rod hard ride
Rod of lordly might
Rodger
Rodney Stickshift
Rodzilla
Roger
Rogering Ramjet
Rolling pin
Roman soldier
Root
Root of all evil
Rosary
Rosey red reproductive rod
Roto-rooter
Round steak
Roy’s alfredo squirter
Ruby-headed love dart
Ruddy sausage
Rudiger
Rump wrangler
Rumpleforeskin
Russell the love muscle
Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle
Russian spurtnik
Rusty tunnel jangler

Salami
Salami grande
Salty dog
Saucer-headed swamp rhing
Sausage roll
Savwang
Scabby mayonnaise revolver
Scarlet Samurai
Scepter
Schlock
Schlong
schlongasaurus rex
Schlongmaster 2000
Schlort
Schmeckle
Schmuck
Schnickel
Schnitzel
Schvance/schvantz
Schvontz/schwantz
Schwanky
Schwartz
Scooby snack
Seed shooter
Se�or Happy
Sergeant Stiffy
Serpent
Serpentine
Sex pistol
Sexy serpent
Shaft
Shaft of Cupid
shagged
Shama-lama-ding-dong
Shape shifter
Sheep shank
Sheep shifter
Shift stick
Shillelagh
Shiny banana
Shit stabber
Shithook
Shitstick
Short arm
Shrimp boat
Shunter’s pole
Silent beast, the
Silk shocker
Silly Willy’s stick of mayhem
Sinep
Single serving soup dispenser
Single-bore mayonnaise pistol
Sir Lance-A-Lot
Sir Martin Wagstaff
Sir Spanks A Lot
Six shooter
Skeetin white
Skin boat
Skin bus
Skin diver
Skin flute
Skin sword
Skip Kozak, The
Skippy
Skivvies lizard
Sleeping Beauty
Slick Dilly
Slick Stick, The
Slim Jim
Slim reaper, The
Slippery love dolphin
Slit-eyed demon
Slong
Sloopy
Sludge pump
Slut stick
Smurf House
Snake
Snapper slapper
Snappy beefstick
Snausage
Snot Nazi
Snot rocket
Snot sausage
Snozwanger
Sock raper
Soldier
Solicitor General, The
Solid snake
Sopirolcha
Soul pole
Soupcan
Sour cream rifle, The
Spackle hammer
Spam dagger
Spam javelin
Spanky
Sparkle brush
Spelunker
Spelunking sausage
Sperm burper
Sperm spitter
Spermin’ Herman
Sperminator
Spigot
Spike
Spikebit
Spit
Spitting python
Spitting snake
Split-ass mechanic
Split-headed bishop
Splooge moose
Spongey-headed warrior
Spoo shooter
Sprout
Spunk blaster
Spunk spitter
Spunk stick
Spunk Trumpet
Spunk trunk
Spunker
Spurt Reynolds
Squinty blowpop, The
Squirmin’ Herman the one-eyed German
Staff
Staff of life
Stainmaker
Stallion
Standing hampton
Stanley
Stanley the powertool
Stick
Stick ‘o’ salami
Stick Beater
Stick shift
Sticky shooter
Stiff one-eye
Stiff sausage
Stiff stick
Stiffy
Stiffy the Whore Slayer
Stink hammer
Stipper slayer
Stomach wrench
Strawberry snake, The
Stretch Johnson
Stretchy and the twins
Strumpet thumper
Stubby
Sugar stick
Super soaker
Superschlong of love
Surgical Slut Spearman
Suspect, The
Sweet meat
Swelling mushroom
Swingin’ death
Swingin’ Dick Nixon
Swingin’ sirloin
Swizzle stick
Swollen blood bomber
Sword

Taco warmer
Tadger
Tadpole spigot
Tallywhacker
Tankslapper
Tapioca sprinkler, The
Tasmanian devil
Tassle
Teeter
Telescope
Telingana Black Snake
Tennessee throatwarmer
Tent peg
Tent pole
Texas trout banger
Thadge navigator
Thang
The Beast Below
The Creaminator
The One Gettin licked
Thing(y)
Thingamabob
Third arm of justice
Third leg
Thomas
Thor’s hammer
Three inch punisher, The
Three’s company
Thrill drill
Throat choker
Throat spackler
Throbbing blood sword
Throbbing gristle
Throbbing horsecock
Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
Throbbing purple spear of destiny
Throbbing python of love
Thumper
Thunderstick
Tic tac
Tickle pickle
Tickle tail
Tickle Toby
Tinkle tube
Tiddlywinker
Tingler
Tinkie Winkie
Tiny Elvis
Tiny Tim
Titan missile, The
Titmouse
Tobias the cheeky monkey
Tockley
Todger
Tom Jones
Tom Slick
Tommy Tallywacker
Tonka
Tonsil tickler
Tonsil toothbrush
Tool
Tool of the Patriarchy
Torch of Cupid
Totem pole
Toto, the tummy twister
Tower of power
Toys for twats
Tree of life
Trembling torpedo
Trephie
Trombone
Troublemaker
Trouser flute
Trouser hawg
Trouser hunchback, The
Trouser mouse
Trouser snake
Trouser Titan
Trouser tortoise
Trouser trombone
Trouser trout
Trout baster
Trout tickler
Tuba
Tube steak
Tubesteak
Tummy banana
Tummy buster
Tuna baster
Tuna boat
Tuna fisher, The
Tuna torpedo
Tunnel tickler
Turd burglar
Turgid member
Turkey neck
Turtle
Twat expander
Twat tickler
Twat torpedo
Twat torquer
Twat washer
Tweeder
Twelve inch train of pain
Twig
Twig ‘n’ berries
Twig n’ giggle berries
Twillswizzler
Twinkie
Twizzler of Love, The
Two pebbles and a twig
Two pounds of swinging meat
Two-legged sword

Ugly brother
Ugly stick
Uncle Chunk
Uncle Dick
Uncle Reamus
Uncle Richard
Uncle Spunk
Uncle Throbby
Uncle Wiggly
Unemployed, The
Unit
Upright citizen
Upright organ
Upright uncle
Uterus unicorn

Vagina miner
Vaginal depth detector
Vaginal dilator
Vaginal explorer
Vein-laden meat pipe
Vein-laden meat stick
Veinous Maximus
Veiny bangstick
Verga
Vertical dangler
Verve pipe
Viagra baby
Vicious dink
Virile member
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit rod
Vomiting dummy

Wacker
Waldo
Walloper
Wally
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Wand of light
Wang
wanger
Wanker
Wanker spanker
War hammer, The
War Machine
Water spout
Wazoo
Weapon
Weapon of ass destruction
Weapon of mass destruction
Wedding finger
Wedding tackle
Wedding wrecker, The
Wedge bone
Wee wee
Wee wee tail
Wee Willy Winky
Wee wonder stick
Ween
Weenie
Weiner on a stick
Wenis
Whamadoodle
Whammy bar
Whanger
Whisker slitter
Whistle
Whistle stick
White slurping eddie banger
Who who
Whopper
Whore hammer
Whore monger
Whore pipe
Whore thermometer
Wick
Wicked scepter
Widget
Wiener
Wife and kids, The
Wife’s best friend
Wife’s worst enemy
Wigga wagga
Wiggedy wang
Wiggity wang
Wiggle stick
Wiggling worm
Wilbert
Wilbur
Willard
Willy
Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
Willy wanker
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka Smoke Stack
Wilson
Wing wang
Wing-wang
Winkster, The
Winky
Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
Wizard’s staff
Wobbly warhead
Wolly boner
Womb broom
Womb hammer
Womb raider
Womb scud
Womb warrior
Wonder down under, The
Wonder weiner
Wonder wick
Wonder worm
Wong
Wonga
Wood
Woodle
Woodrow Wilson
Woody
Wookie
Worm
Worm in a roll-neck pullover
Wormy McJuicemaker
Wriggling pole
Wrinklebeast

Xiao Didi
XTC Stick

Yam
Yang
Yankee Doodle
Yard O’ Beef
Yin(g) yang
Yogurt cannon
Yogurt gun
Yogurt hose
Yogurt shooter
Yogurt slinger
Yul
Yum-yum
Yummy hummer
Yung the Hung

Zamboner
Zamboni baloney
Zapper wrench
Zipper ripper, The
Zipper trout
Zipper wookie
Zizi
Zoobbrick
Zorker