Recently I spent 3 days baby sitting my 3 year old nephew. I was the substitute teacher of babysitters. Here is a few of the fibs he told me.

He told me we were allowed to wee in the back yard.

He told me he doesn’t wear pullups anymore. This was particularly annoying because we were sharing a bed.

And he assured me that he is allowed to sit on the sofa with the dog.

None of these it turns out were true and I started to clue on towards the end. In order to catch the little monkey out I began recording some of our conversations.

I checked with his mother and he does not eat ice cream for lunch every day :)