The largest list of sex euphemisms
- Abyss, The
- Afro clam
- Almeja
- Apple Pie
- Axe wound
- Bacon strip
- Badly wrapped kebab
- Bajingo
- Bald man in a boat
- Bald Taco
- Baloney sandwich
- BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
- Bearded clam
- Bearded taco
- Beaver
- Beef curtain
- Beef garage
- Beef jacket
- Beefgina
- Bermuda triangle
- Biff
- Biffen
- Birdy
- Birth cannon
- Bitchcake
- Bizzle
- Black cat with its throat cut
- Black hole Of Calcunta
- Black hole, the
- Blood tap
- Blurt
- Bologna curtains
- Bone hone
- Bone yard
- Boogina
- Bottomless pit
- Box
- Box lunch at the Y
- Boy in the boat
- Brazilian caterpiller
- Breakfast
- Breakfast of champions
- Buckinger’s boot
- Buhgina
- Bulldog’s lip
- Bunny
- Bush
- Busted plum
- Cake
- Camel hoof
- Camel toe
- Camp coochie
- Catcher’s mitt
- Catfish
- Cathedral
- Cathouse
- Cauliflower
- Cave
- Cha-cha
- Chia pet
- Chocha
- Choochi snorcher
- Chopped ham
- Chuff
- Chumino
- Clam
- Clamato fountain
- Clamburger
- Clodge
- Clown’s pocket
- Clunge
- Cock cave
- Cock cozy
- Cock garage
- Cock holster
- Cock milk
- Cock pit
- Cock pocket
- Cock sheath
- Cock socket
- Cock tub
- Cockwash
- Cod canal
- Concha
- Conill
- Cooch
- Coochie
- Cooka
- Cookie
- Coon
- Coonie
- Coont
- Cootch
- Cooter
- Cooz(e)
- Cradle of filth
- Creamery, The
- Crotch cobbler
- Crotch mackerel
- Crotch taco
- Cum bucket
- Cum canal
- Cum catcher
- Cum dumpster
- Cum target
- Cunny
- Cunt
- Cunti
- Dank diner
- Delta of Venus
- Dent
- Dick dent
- Dick depot
- Dick dock
- Dick drive
- Dick holster
- Dick sharpener
- Dick shed
- Dick’s crib
- Dicky Dino
- Dirty cumpie
- Ditch
- Divit
- DNA dumpster
- DNA slurpee machine
- Doodle minder
- Dripping slit
- Droog
- Dyke snack
- Easy bake oven
- Escalope
- Everlasting Gobstuffer
- Fadge
- Fandango
- Fertile delta, The
- Festering wound
- Filthy hatchet wound
- Finger warmer
- Fish factory
- Fish fanny
- Fish hole
- Fish mitten
- Fish pie
- Fish taco
- Flaming lips
- Flange
- Flap danglers
- Flesh curtains
- Flesh flute case
- Flesh tuxedo
- Flesh wallet
- Flesh wound
- Flounder, The
- Flower
- Fluff
- Fluffy sausage wallet
- Fluttering love wallet
- Foo foo
- Foof
- Foofy bird
- Fortune nookie
- Foster home of Peter the Orphan
- Foufoune
- Four-lipped man eater
- Framazama
- French poodle
- Front butt
- Front bottom
- Frothing gash
- Fuck fold
- Fuck hole
- Fuffle
- Fun bun
- Fun tunnel
- Fur pie
- Furback turtle
- Furburger
- Furby
- Furry front bottom
- Furry horse collar
- Fuzz box
- Fuzzy cup
- Fuzzy lap flounder
- Fuzzy puddle
- Fuzzy taco
- Gammon goalpost
- Gange
- Gap
- Gaper
- Gaping hole
- Gaping slit
- Garage of love
- Gash
- Gator grip
- Gina
- Ginch
- Giner
- Giney
- Gingerbread
- Glans garage
- Gleaming mound of Venus
- Glory hole
- Glory road
- Gnash
- God’s master plan
- Golden gully
- Goldmine
- Goo pot
- Gooey man trap
- Gouge
- Grand Canyon
- Gravy boat
- Grilled cheese
- Growler
- Gutted hampster
- Gutted rabbit
- Gynie
- Haddock pasty
- Hair pie
- Hairy axe-wound
- Hairy beaver
- Hairy bike rack
- Hairy checkbook
- Hairy cherry
- Hairy clam
- Hairy cream pie
- Hairy hamburger
- Hairy harmonica
- Hairy hatchet wound
- Hairy headache
- Hairy Manilow
- Hairy Mary
- Hairy scar
- Hairy taco
- Ham sandwich
- Ham wallet
- Hamburger
- Hatchet wound
- Heart-shaped box
- Her
- Hey nonny nonny
- Hidey hole
- Hina
- Hinge
- Hole
- Home plate
- Honeyhole
- Honeypot
- Hoo-ha
- Hoo-hoo
- Hooch
- Hoon
- Hootch
- Hootchie
- Hootchie pop
- Horizontal fishcake
- Hot Box
- Hot pocket
- Hot quivering love-purse
- Hotdog bun
- Hummer hole
- Illnana
- In hole, The
- Jack Nastyface
- Jellyroll
- Jizz receptacle
- Juice box
- Kini
- Kit-Kat
- Kitty
- Knob gobbler
- Knots landing
- Koo koo
- Kookooyumyumpoon
- Kooter
- Kunt
- Labbe
- Lady garden
- Landing strip
- Lap flounder
- Lips that never speak
- Lobster claw
- Lotus flower
- Love muffin
- Love pudding
- Love tunnel
- Lower lips
- Man’s ruin
- Map of Tasmania (Tasi)
- Meal ticket
- Meat curtains
- Meat grinder
- Meat muffin
- Meat napkin
- Meat slipper
- Meat wallet
- Meatloaf
- Mejillon
- Miffy
- Minge
- Minnie’s pearl
- Miss Pussy
- Missile silo
- Moan pie
- Momma’s silk purse
- Mommy button
- Money box
- Money maker
- Mooch
- Moose knuckle, The
- Moose’s lip
- Mother Theresa
- Motherload
- Mound
- Mrs. Sphincter’s next door neighbor
- Mucker
- Muckhole
- Mud flaps
- Muff
- Muff monster
- Muffhole
- Muffin
- Muffler
- Muffy
- Munch box
- Mushy mushy
- Mussel
- Mutton chops
- Mutton flaps
- Na-na
- Na-ner na-ner pudding
- Nappy canoe
- Nappy dugout
- Nethermeats
- Ninja slipper
- Nipper
- Oak tree planter
- Old bacon strip
- Old Mother Hubbard
- Old toothless
- Oonie
- Orchid boat
- Organ grinder
- Otter’s pocket
- Oval office
- Oyster taco
- Panocha
- Panty hamster
- Passion flower
- Patona
- Peach
- Peach fish
- Pearl pit
- Pecan Pattie
- Pecker-snot repository
- Pee bug
- Peeper
- Pelt
- Penis holster
- Penis penitentiary
- Penis piranha
- Penis pocket
- PenisStation, The
- Peter pleaser
- Peter’s punching bag
- Phat rabbit
- Pink brownie cake
- Pink canoe
- Pink lipped custard sucker
- Pink lips
- Pink palace
- Pink panda
- Pink petaled posie
- Pink pie
- Pink pit of pleasure
- Pink stink
- Pink taco
- Pinkly stinkly
- Pish
- Piss curtains
- Piss flaps
- Plewie
- Po-po
- Pocketbook
- Poke hole
- Pookie
- Poon
- Poonani
- Poontang
- Poontang pie
- Poosazi
- Pooter
- Pootie poo
- Pootietang
- Pootnanny
- Pooty poo
- Pork danglies
- Postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way)
- Pot holder
- Prayer muffin
- Prick pit
- Prickly Pear
- Promised Land, The
- Pu-jar
- Puddin pie
- Pudi
- Pumpkin blossom
- Puna
- Punani
- Puni
- Pushin’ cushion
- Pussy
- Putang
- Puter
- Puty pu
- Quiff
- Quim
- Quinnie
- Quivering mound of love pudding
- Raw oyster
- Receptacle, The
- Red haired lass
- Red snapper
- Roast beef curtain
- Roast beef pita
- Rocket pocket
- Rod roaster
- Rooster fish
- Rosebud
- Round mound of repound
- Rug
- Rusty axe wound
- Sacapuntas
- Sagging bacon cones
- Salami sandwich
- Salmon scented semen sucker
- Sausage wallet
- Scrunt
- Seafood taco
- Sex hole
- Sex slot
- Shnush
- Shooting range
- Shrimp pie
- Shutters of love
- Silk igloo, The
- Skank hole
- Skunk guts
- Slice
- Slickety squid
- Slime slit
- Slimey slot
- Slippery sheath
- Slit
- Slobbering bulldog
- Sloppy joe
- Sloppy oyster
- Slot A
- Slug’s belly
- Smackey
- Smashed pasty
- Smelly jelly hole
- Smoo
- Snack box
- Snack pack
- Snake charmer
- Snapper
- Snatch
- Snizzle
- Snotty lips
- Snutch
- Soft taco
- South mouth
- Southern smile, The
- Spam castanet
- Spam purse
- Sperm bank
- Sperm belcher
- Sperm harbor
- Split knish
- Split-faced hair shark
- Splittail
- Spock-socket
- Spunk locker
- Spunk pit
- Squashed hedgehog
- Squirt bucket
- Squishy
- Stanky
- Stench trench
- Sticky bun
- Stink hole
- Stinkinoonie
- Stinky krinky
- Stinky pink
- Stuffed stocking
- Sugar walls
- Sweaty burrito
- Sweet spot
- Sword swallower
- Taco
- Taffy puller
- Tang
- Tasmania
- Tasty little morsel
- The other hole
- Tinkleflower
- Treasure chest
- Tri-fold floppy
- Trout basket
- Tulip
- Tuna ‘n’ whiskers
- Tuna melt
- Tuna taco
- Tuna town
- Tuna tunnel
- Tunnel
- Tunnel of love
- Turkey beard
- Turkey curtains
- Tush
- Tutu
- Twat
- Twat waffle
- Twisted taco
- Two fingered fish mitten
- Two-lips
- Underwear oyster
- Upside down taco
- V Thing, The
- Vadge
- Vagittyfidgit
- Vagooter
- Vaheena
- Vajayjay
- Veeg
- Velvet box
- Velvet glove
- Venus fly trap
- Venus jive trap
- Vertical bacon slice
- Vertical grimace
- Vertical smile
- Vertical taco
- Vice of love, The
- Warehouse of warmth
- Warm slurpee
- Wazza
- Weenie wringer
- Welly-boot top
- Welly-top
- Wet wrinkle
- Whisker biscuit
- Whooha
- Wide open spaces
- Wide papaya smile
- Willy washer
- Winkin’ pink brownie cake
- Wizard’s sleeve
- Wookie hole
- Woolen bivalve
- Worm hole
- Wound that never heals, The
- Wrinkle
- Wuzza
- X-Box
- Ya-ya
- Yeast cake
- Yo-yo smuggler
- Yoni
- Yum yum
- Zone, The