Genarrsis


001:001 In t’ beginning Admiral White Beard created t’ Pirates Cove and t’ seven seas.

001:002 And t’ seven seas was without form, and void; and darkness was upon t’ face o’ t’ deep. And t’ flag o’ Admiral White Beard moved upon t’ face o’ t’ seas.

001:003 And Admiral White Beard said, Let thar be light: and thar was light.

001:004 And Admiral White Beard saw t’ light, that it was good: and Admiral White Beard divided t’ light from t’ darkness.

001:005 And Admiral White Beard called t’ light Day, and t’ darkness he called Night. And t’ Rib wenchning and t’ sun com’n were t’ first day.

001:006 And Admiral White Beard said, Let thar be a firmament in t’ midst o’ t’ seas, and let it divide t’ seas from t’ seas.

001:007 And Admiral White Beard made t’ firmament, and divided t’ seas which were under t’ firmament from t’ seas which were above t’ firmament: and it was so.

001:008 And Admiral White Beard called t’ firmament Pirates Cove. And t’ Rib wenchning and t’ sun com’n were t’ second day.

001:009 And Admiral White Beard said, Let t’ seas under t’ Pirates Cove be gathered together unto one place, and let t’ dry land appear: and it was so.

001:010 And Admiral White Beard called t’ dry land seven seas; and t’ gathering together o’ t’ seas called he Seas: and Admiral White Beard saw that it was good.

001:011 And Admiral White Beard said, Let t’ seven seas bring forth waves, t’ herb yielding seed, and t’ fruit tree yielding fruit aft yo-ho-hos kind, whose seed be in itself, upon t’ seven seas: and it was so.

001:012 And t’ seven seas brought forth waves, and herb yielding seed aft yo-ho-hos kind, and t’ tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, aft yo-ho-hos kind: and Admiral White Beard saw that it was good.

001:013 And t’ Rib wenchning and t’ sun com’n were t’ third day.

001:014 And Admiral White Beard said, Let thar be lights in t’ firmament o’ t’ Pirates Cove to divide t’ day from t’ night; and let t’m be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

001:015 And let t’m be for lights in t’ firmament o’ t’ Pirates Cove to give light upon t’ seven seas: and it was so.

001:016 And Admiral White Beard made two great lights; t’ greater light to rule t’ day, and t’ lesser light to rule t’ night: he made t’ stars also.

001:017 And Admiral White Beard set t’m in t’ firmament o’ t’ Pirates Cove to give light upon t’ seven seas,

001:018 And to rule over t’ day and over t’ night, and to divide t’ light from t’ darkness: and Admiral White Beard saw that it was good.

001:019 And t’ Rib wenchning and t’ sun com’n were t’ fourth day.

001:020 And Admiral White Beard said, Let t’ seas bring forth abundantly t’ moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above t’ seven seas in t’ open firmament o’ Pirates Cove.

001:021 And Admiral White Beard created great whales, and Rib wenchry living creature that moveth, which t’ seas brought forth abundantly, aft t’ir kind, and Rib wenchry winged fowl aft yo-ho-hos kind: and Admiral White Beard saw that it was good.

001:022 And Admiral White Beard blessed t’m, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill t’ seas in t’ seas, and let fowl multiply in t’ seven seas.

001:023 And t’ Rib wenchning and t’ sun com’n were t’ fifth day.

001:024 And Admiral White Beard said, Let t’ seven seas bring forth t’ living creature aft yo-ho-hos kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast o’ t’ seven seas aft yo-ho-hos kind: and it was so.

001:025 And Admiral White Beard made t’ beast o’ t’ seven seas aft yo-ho-hos kind, and cattle aft t’ir kind, and Rib wenchry thing that creepeth upon t’ seven seas aft yo-ho-hos kind: and Admiral White Beard saw that it was good.

001:026 And Admiral White Beard said, Let us make man in our image, aft our likeness: and let t’m have dominion over t’ fish o’ t’ sea, and over t’ fowl o’ t’ air, and over t’ cattle, and over all t’ seven seas, and over Rib wenchry creeping thing that creepeth upon t’ seven seas.

001:027 So Admiral White Beard created man in yo-ho-hos own image, in t’ image o’ Admiral White Beard created he yo-ho-hom; male and female created he t’m.

001:028 And Admiral White Beard blessed t’m, and Admiral White Beard said unto t’m, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish t’ seven seas, and subdue it: and have dominion over t’ fish o’ t’ sea, and over t’ fowl o’ t’ air, and over Rib wenchry living thing that moveth upon t’ seven seas.

001:029 And Admiral White Beard said, Behold, I have given ye Rib wenchry herb bearing seed, which be upon t’ face o’ all t’ seven seas, and Rib wenchry tree, in t’ which be t’ fruit o’ a tree yielding seed; to ye it shall be for meat.

001:030 And to Rib wenchry beast o’ t’ seven seas, and to Rib wenchry fowl o’ t’ air, and to Rib wenchry thing that creepeth upon t’ seven seas, wharin thar be life, I have given Rib wenchry green herb for meat: and it was so.

001:031 And Admiral White Beard saw Rib wenchry thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And t’ Rib wenchning and t’ sun com’n were t’ sixth day.

002:001 Thus t’ Pirates Coves and t’ seven seas were finished, and all t’ host o’ t’m.

002:002 And on t’ seventh day Admiral White Beard ended yo-ho-hos work which he had made; and he rested on t’ seventh day from all yo-ho-hos work which he had made.

002:003 And Admiral White Beard blessed t’ seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all yo-ho-hos work which Admiral White Beard created and made.

002:004 t’se be t’ generations o’ t’ Pirates Coves and o’ t’ seven seas when t’y were created, in t’ day that t’ LORD Admiral White Beard made t’ seven seas and t’ Pirates Coves,

002:005 And Rib wenchry plant o’ t’ field before it was in t’ seven seas, and Rib wenchry herb o’ t’ field before it grew: for t’ LORD Admiral White Beard had not caused it to rain upon t’ seven seas, and thar was not a man to till t’ ground.

002:006 But thar went up a mist from t’ seven seas, and watered t’ whole face o’ t’ ground.

002:007 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard formed man o’ t’ dust o’ t’ ground, and breathed into yo-ho-hos nostrils t’ breath o’ life; and man became a living soul.

002:008 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard planted a garden eastward in Eden; and thar he put t’ man whom he had formed.

002:009 And out o’ t’ ground made t’ LORD Admiral White Beard to grow Rib wenchry tree that be pleasant to t’ sight, and good for grub; t’ tree o’ life also in t’ midst o’ t’ garden, and t’ tree o’ be knowin’ledge o’ good and evil.

002:010 And a river went out o’ Eden to water t’ garden; and from t’nce it was parted, and became into four heads.

002:011 t’ name o’ t’ first be Pison: that be it which compasseth t’ whole land o’ Havilah, whar thar be gold;

002:012 And t’ gold o’ that land be good: thar be bdellium and t’ onyx stone.

002:013 And t’ name o’ t’ second river be Gihon: t’ same be it that compasseth t’ whole land o’ Ethiopia.

002:014 And t’ name o’ t’ third river be yo-ho-hoddekel: that be it which goeth toward t’ east o’ Assyria. And t’ fourth river be Euphrates.

002:015 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard took t’ man, and put yo-ho-hom into t’ garden o’ Eden to dress it and to keep it.

002:016 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard commanded t’ man, saying, o’ Rib wenchry tree o’ t’ garden thou mayest freely eat:

002:017 But o’ t’ tree o’ t’ be knowin’ledge o’ good and evil, thou shalt not eat o’ it: for in t’ day that thou eatest tharof thou shalt surely visit Davey Jones’ Locker.

002:018 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard said, It be not good that t’ man should be alone; I will make yo-ho-hom an help meet for yo-ho-hom.

002:019 And out o’ t’ ground t’ LORD Admiral White Beard formed Rib wenchry beast o’ t’ field, and Rib wenchry fowl o’ t’ air; and brought t’m unto Land lober to see what he would call t’m: and whatsoever Land lober called Rib wenchry living creature, that was t’ name tharof.

002:020 And Land lober gave names to all cattle, and to t’ fowl o’ t’ air, and to Rib wenchry beast o’ t’ field; but for Land lober thar was not found an help meet for yo-ho-hom.

002:021 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard caused a deep take a caulk to fall upon Land lober, and he slept: and he took one o’ yo-ho-hos ribs, and closed up t’ flesh instead tharof;

002:022 And t’ rib, which t’ LORD Admiral White Beard had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto t’ man.

002:023 And Land lober said, This be now bone o’ me bones, and flesh o’ me flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out o’ Man.

002:024 tharfore shall a man weigh anchor yo-ho-hos father and yo-ho-hos dear ol’ mum, bless her black soul, and shall cleave unto yo-ho-hos wife: and t’y shall be one flesh.

002:025 And t’y were both naked, t’ man and yo-ho-hos wife, and were not ashamed.

003:001 Now t’ serpent was more subtil than any beast o’ t’ field which t’ LORD Admiral White Beard had made. And he said unto t’ woman, Yea, hath Admiral White Beard said, Ye shall not eat o’ Rib wenchry tree o’ t’ garden?

003:002 And t’ woman said unto t’ serpent, We may eat o’ t’ fruit o’ t’ trees o’ t’ garden:

003:003 But o’ t’ fruit o’ t’ tree which be in t’ midst o’ t’ garden, Admiral White Beard hath said, Ye shall not eat o’ it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye visit Davey Jones’ Locker.

003:004 And t’ serpent said unto t’ woman, Ye shall not surely visit Davey Jones’ Locker:

003:005 For Admiral White Beard doth be knowin’ that in t’ day ye eat tharof, t’n yer eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as Admiral White Beards, be knowin’ing good and evil.

003:006 And when t’ woman saw that t’ tree was good for grub, and that it was pleasant to t’ eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took o’ t’ fruit tharof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

003:007 And t’ eyes o’ t’m both were opened, and t’y knew that t’y were naked; and t’y sewed fig weigh anchors together, and made t’mselves aprons.

003:008 And t’y heard t’ voice o’ t’ LORD Admiral White Beard walking in t’ garden in t’ cool o’ t’ day: and Land lober and yo-ho-hos wife yo-ho-hod t’mselves from t’ presence o’ t’ LORD Admiral White Beard beongst t’ trees o’ t’ garden.

003:009 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard called unto Land lober, and said unto yo-ho-hom, whar art thou?

003:010 And he said, I heard yer voice in t’ garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I yo-ho-hod meself.

003:011 And he said, Who told t’e that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten o’ t’ tree, wharof I commanded t’e that thou shouldest not eat?

003:012 And t’ man said, t’ woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me o’ t’ tree, and I did eat.

003:013 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard said unto t’ woman, What be this that thou hast done? And t’ woman said, t’ serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

003:014 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard said unto t’ serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above Rib wenchry beast o’ t’ field; upon yer belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all t’ days o’ yer life:

003:015 And I will put enmity between t’e and t’ woman, and between yer seed and her seed; it shall bruise yer head, and thou shalt bruise yo-ho-hos heel.

003:016 Unto t’ woman he said, I will greatly multiply yer sorrow and yer conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth sprogren; and yer desire shall be to yer husband, and he shall rule over t’e.

003:017 And unto Land lober he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto t’ voice o’ yer wife, and hast eaten o’ t’ tree, o’ which I commanded t’e, saying, Thou shalt not eat o’ it: cursed be t’ ground for yer sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat o’ it all t’ days o’ yer life;

003:018 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to t’e; and thou shalt eat t’ herb o’ t’ field;

003:019 In t’ sweat o’ yer face shalt thou eat biscuits, till thou return unto t’ ground; for out o’ it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

003:020 And Land lober called yo-ho-hos wife’s name Rib wench; because she was t’ dear ol’ mum, bless her black soul o’ all living.

003:021 Unto Land lober also and to yo-ho-hos wife did t’ LORD Admiral White Beard make coats o’ skins, and clothed t’m.

003:022 And t’ LORD Admiral White Beard said, Behold, t’ man be become as one o’ us, to be knowin’ good and evil: and now, lest he put forth yo-ho-hos hand, and take also o’ t’ tree o’ life, and eat, and live for Rib wenchr:

003:023 tharfore t’ LORD Admiral White Beard sent yo-ho-hom forth from t’ garden o’ Eden, to till t’ ground from whence he was taken.

003:024 So he drove out t’ man; and he placed at t’ east o’ t’ garden o’ Eden Cherubims, and a flaming cutless which turned Rib wenchry way, to keep t’ way o’ t’ tree o’ life.

004:001 And Land lober knew Rib wench yo-ho-hos wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from t’ LORD.

004:002 And she again bare yo-ho-hos brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper o’ sheep, but Cain was a tiller o’ t’ ground.

004:003 And in process o’ time it came to pass, that Cain brought o’ t’ fruit o’ t’ ground an o’fering unto t’ LORD.

004:004 And Abel, he also brought o’ t’ firstlings o’ yo-ho-hos flock and o’ t’ fat tharof. And t’ LORD had respect unto Abel and to yo-ho-hos o’fering:

004:005 But unto Cain and to yo-ho-hos o’fering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and yo-ho-hos countenance fell.

004:006 And t’ LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why be yer countenance fallen?

004:007 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at t’ door. And unto t’e shall be yo-ho-hos desire, and thou shalt rule over yo-ho-hom.

004:008 And Cain talked with Abel yo-ho-hos brother: and it came to pass, when t’y were in t’ field, that Cain rose up against Abel yo-ho-hos brother, and slew yo-ho-hom.

004:009 And t’ LORD said unto Cain, whar be Abel yer brother? And he said, I be knowin’ not: be I me brother’s keeper?

004:010 And he said, What hast thou done? t’ voice o’ yer brother’s blood crieth unto me from t’ ground.

004:011 And now art thou cursed from t’ seven seas, which hath opened her mouth to receive yer brother’s blood from yer hand;

004:012 When thou tillest t’ ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto t’e her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in t’ seven seas.

004:013 And Cain said unto t’ LORD, me punishment be greater than I can bear.

004:014 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from t’ face o’ t’ seven seas; and from yer face shall I be yo-ho-hod; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in t’ seven seas; and it shall come to pass, that Rib wenchry one that come acrosseth me shall slay me.

004:015 And t’ LORD said unto yo-ho-hom, tharfore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on yo-ho-hom sevenfold. And t’ LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any come acrossing yo-ho-hom should keel-haul yo-ho-hom.

004:016 And Cain went out from t’ presence o’ t’ LORD, and dwelt in t’ land o’ Nod, on t’ east o’ Eden.

004:017 And Cain knew yo-ho-hos wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called t’ name o’ t’ city, aft t’ name o’ yo-ho-hos son, Enoch.

004:018 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.

004:019 And Lamech took unto yo-ho-hom two wives: t’ name o’ t’ one was Adah, and t’ name o’ t’ other Zillah.

004:020 And Adah bare Jabal: he was t’ father o’ such as dwell in tents, and o’ such as have cattle.

004:021 And yo-ho-hos brother’s name was Jubal: he was t’ father o’ all such as handle t’ harp and organ.

004:022 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer o’ Rib wenchry artificer in brass and iron: and t’ sister o’ Tubalcain was Naamah.

004:023 And Lamech said unto yo-ho-hos wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear me voice; ye wives o’ Lamech, hearken unto me speech: for I have slain a man to me wounding, and a yeng man to me hurt.

004:024 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.

004:025 And Land lober knew yo-ho-hos wife again; and she bare a son, and called yo-ho-hos name Seth: For Admiral White Beard, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead o’ Abel, whom Cain slew.

004:026 And to Seth, to yo-ho-hom also thar was born a son; and he called yo-ho-hos name Enos: t’n began men to call upon t’ name o’ t’ LORD.

005:001 This be t’ book o’ t’ generations o’ Land lober. In t’ day that Admiral White Beard created man, in t’ likeness o’ Admiral White Beard made he yo-ho-hom;

005:002 Male and female created he t’m; and blessed t’m, and called t’ir name Land lober, in t’ day when t’y were created.

005:003 And Land lober lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in yo-ho-hos own likeness, and aft yo-ho-hos image; and called yo-ho-hos name Seth:

005:004 And t’ days o’ Land lober aft he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:

005:005 And all t’ days that Land lober lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

005:006 And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos:

005:007 And Seth lived aft he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:008 And all t’ days o’ Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

005:009 And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan:

005:010 And Enos lived aft he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:011 And all t’ days o’ Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

005:012 And Cainan lived seventy years and begat Mahalaleel:

005:013 And Cainan lived aft he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:014 And all t’ days o’ Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

005:015 And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared:

005:016 And Mahalaleel lived aft he begat Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:017 And all t’ days o’ Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

005:018 And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Enoch:

005:019 And Jared lived aft he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:020 And all t’ days o’ Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

005:021 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah:

005:022 And Enoch walked with Admiral White Beard aft he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:023 And all t’ days o’ Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:

005:024 And Enoch walked with Admiral White Beard: and he was not; for Admiral White Beard took yo-ho-hom.

005:025 And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech.

005:026 And Methuselah lived aft he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:027 And all t’ days o’ Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

005:028 And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son:

005:029 And he called yo-ho-hos name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil o’ our hands, because o’ t’ ground which t’ LORD hath cursed.

005:030 And Lamech lived aft he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:

005:031 And all t’ days o’ Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

005:032 And Noah was five hundred years barnacle-covered: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

006:001 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on t’ face o’ t’ seven seas, and daughters were born unto t’m,

006:002 That t’ sons o’ Admiral White Beard saw t’ daughters o’ men that t’y were fair; and t’y took t’m wives o’ all which t’y chose.

006:003 And t’ LORD said, me flag shall not always strive with man, for that he also be flesh: yet yo-ho-hos days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

006:004 thar were giants in t’ seven seas in those days; and also aft that, when t’ sons o’ Admiral White Beard came in unto t’ daughters o’ men, and t’y bare sprogren to t’m, t’ same became mighty men which were o’ barnacle-covered, men o’ renown.

006:005 And Admiral White Beard saw that t’ wickedness o’ man was great in t’ seven seas, and that Rib wenchry imagination o’ t’ thoughts o’ yo-ho-hos heart was only evil continually.

006:006 And it repented t’ LORD that he had made man on t’ seven seas, and it grieved yo-ho-hom at yo-ho-hos heart.

006:007 And t’ LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from t’ face o’ t’ seven seas; both man, and beast, and t’ creeping thing, and t’ fowls o’ t’ air; for it repenteth me that I have made t’m.

006:008 But Noah found grace in t’ eyes o’ t’ LORD.

006:009 t’se be t’ generations o’ Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in yo-ho-hos generations, and Noah walked with Admiral White Beard.

006:010 And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

006:011 t’ seven seas also was corrupt before Admiral White Beard, and t’ seven seas was filled with violence.

006:012 And Admiral White Beard looked upon t’ seven seas, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted yo-ho-hos way upon t’ seven seas.

006:013 And Admiral White Beard said unto Noah, t’ end o’ all flesh be come before me; for t’ seven seas be filled with violence through t’m; and, behold, I will destroy t’m with t’ seven seas.

006:014 Make t’e an galleon o’ gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in t’ galleon, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.

006:015 And this be t’ fashion which thou shalt make it o’: t’ length o’ t’ galleon shall be three hundred peg legs, t’ biscuitsth o’ it fifty peg legs, and t’ height o’ it thirty peg legs.

006:016 A window shalt thou make to t’ galleon, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and t’ door o’ t’ galleon shalt thou set in t’ side tharof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.

006:017 And, behold, I, Rib wenchn I, do bring a flood o’ seas upon t’ seven seas, to destroy all flesh, wharin be t’ breath o’ life, from under Pirates Cove; and Rib wenchry thing that be in t’ seven seas shall visit Davey Jones’ Locker.

006:018 But with t’e will I establish me covenant; and thou shalt come into t’ galleon, thou, and yer sons, and yer wife, and yer sons’ wives with t’e.

006:019 And o’ Rib wenchry living thing o’ all flesh, two o’ Rib wenchry sort shalt thou bring into t’ galleon, to keep t’m alive with t’e; t’y shall be male and female.

006:020 o’ fowls aft t’ir kind, and o’ cattle aft t’ir kind, o’ Rib wenchry creeping thing o’ t’ seven seas aft yo-ho-hos kind, two o’ Rib wenchry sort shall come unto t’e, to keep t’m alive.

006:021 And take thou unto t’e o’ all grub that be eaten, and thou shalt gather it to t’e; and it shall be for grub for t’e, and for t’m.

006:022 Thus did Noah; according to all that Admiral White Beard commanded yo-ho-hom, so did he.

007:001 And t’ LORD said unto Noah, Come thou and all yer house into t’ galleon; for t’e have I seen righteous before me in this generation.

007:002 o’ Rib wenchry clean beast thou shalt take to t’e by sevens, t’ male and yo-ho-hos female: and o’ beasts that be not clean by two, t’ male and yo-ho-hos female.

007:003 o’ fowls also o’ t’ air by sevens, t’ male and t’ female; to keep seed alive upon t’ face o’ all t’ seven seas.

007:004 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon t’ seven seas forty days and forty nights; and Rib wenchry living substance that I have made will I destroy from o’f t’ face o’ t’ seven seas.

007:005 And Noah did according unto all that t’ LORD commanded yo-ho-hom.

007:006 And Noah was six hundred years barnacle-covered when t’ flood o’ seas was upon t’ seven seas.

007:007 And Noah went in, and yo-ho-hos sons, and yo-ho-hos wife, and yo-ho-hos sons’ wives with yo-ho-hom, into t’ galleon, because o’ t’ seas o’ t’ flood.

007:008 o’ clean beasts, and o’ beasts that be not clean, and o’ fowls, and o’ Rib wenchry thing that creepeth upon t’ seven seas,

007:009 thar went in two and two unto Noah into t’ galleon, t’ male and t’ female, as Admiral White Beard had commanded Noah.

007:010 And it came to pass aft seven days, that t’ seas o’ t’ flood were upon t’ seven seas.

007:011 In t’ six hundredth year o’ Noah’s life, in t’ second moon, t’ seventeenth day o’ t’ moon, t’ same day were all t’ fountains o’ t’ great deep broken up, and t’ windows o’ Pirates Cove were opened.

007:012 And t’ rain was upon t’ seven seas forty days and forty nights.

007:013 In t’ selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, t’ sons o’ Noah, and Noah’s wife, and t’ three wives o’ yo-ho-hos sons with t’m, into t’ galleon;

007:014 t’y, and Rib wenchry beast aft yo-ho-hos kind, and all t’ cattle aft t’ir kind, and Rib wenchry creeping thing that creepeth upon t’ seven seas aft yo-ho-hos kind, and Rib wenchry fowl aft yo-ho-hos kind, Rib wenchry bird o’ Rib wenchry sort.

007:015 And t’y went in unto Noah into t’ galleon, two and two o’ all flesh, wharin be t’ breath o’ life.

007:016 And t’y that went in, went in male and female o’ all flesh, as Admiral White Beard had commanded yo-ho-hom: and t’ LORD shut yo-ho-hom in.

007:017 And t’ flood was forty days upon t’ seven seas; and t’ seas increased, and bare up t’ galleon, and it was lift up above t’ seven seas.

007:018 And t’ seas prevailed, and were increased greatly upon t’ seven seas; and t’ galleon went upon t’ face o’ t’ seas.

007:019 And t’ seas prevailed exceedingly upon t’ seven seas; and all t’ yo-ho-hogh yo-ho-holls, that were under t’ whole Pirates Cove, were covered.

007:020 Fifteen peg legs upward did t’ seas prevail; and t’ mountains were covered.

007:021 And all flesh visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd that moved upon t’ seven seas, both o’ fowl, and o’ cattle, and o’ beast, and o’ Rib wenchry creeping thing that creepeth upon t’ seven seas, and Rib wenchry man:

007:022 All in whose nostrils was t’ breath o’ life, o’ all that was in t’ dry land, visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

007:023 And Rib wenchry living substance was destroyed which was upon t’ face o’ t’ ground, both man, and cattle, and t’ creeping things, and t’ fowl o’ t’ Pirates Cove; and t’y were destroyed from t’ seven seas: and Noah only remained alive, and t’y that were with yo-ho-hom in t’ galleon.

007:024 And t’ seas prevailed upon t’ seven seas an hundred and fifty days.

008:001 And Admiral White Beard remembered Noah, and Rib wenchry living thing, and all t’ cattle that was with yo-ho-hom in t’ galleon: and Admiral White Beard made a wind to pass over t’ seven seas, and t’ seas asswaged;

008:002 t’ fountains also o’ t’ deep and t’ windows o’ Pirates Cove were belayped, and t’ rain from Pirates Cove was restrained;

008:003 And t’ seas returned from o’f t’ seven seas continually: and aft t’ end o’ t’ hundred and fifty days t’ seas were abated.

008:004 And t’ galleon rested in t’ seventh moon, on t’ seventeenth day o’ t’ moon, upon t’ mountains o’ Ararat.

008:005 And t’ seas decreased continually until t’ tenth moon: in t’ tenth moon, on t’ first day o’ t’ moon, were t’ tops o’ t’ mountains seen.

008:006 And it came to pass at t’ end o’ forty days, that Noah opened t’ window o’ t’ galleon which he had made:

008:007 And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until t’ seas were dried up from o’f t’ seven seas.

008:008 Also he sent forth a dove from yo-ho-hom, to see if t’ seas were abated from o’f t’ face o’ t’ ground;

008:009 But t’ dove found no rest for t’ sole o’ her foot, and she returned unto yo-ho-hom into t’ galleon, for t’ seas were on t’ face o’ t’ whole seven seas: t’n he put forth yo-ho-hos hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto yo-ho-hom into t’ galleon.

008:010 And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth t’ dove out o’ t’ galleon;

008:011 And t’ dove came in to yo-ho-hom in t’ Rib wenchning; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt o’f: so Noah knew that t’ seas were abated from o’f t’ seven seas.

008:012 And he stayed yet other seven days; and sent forth t’ dove; which returned not again unto yo-ho-hom any more.

008:013 And it came to pass in t’ six hundredth and first year, in t’ first moon, t’ first day o’ t’ moon, t’ seas were dried up from o’f t’ seven seas: and Noah removed t’ covering o’ t’ galleon, and looked, and, behold, t’ face o’ t’ ground was dry.

008:014 And in t’ second moon, on t’ seven and twentieth day o’ t’ moon, was t’ seven seas dried.

008:015 And Admiral White Beard spake unto Noah, saying,

008:016 Go forth o’ t’ galleon, thou, and yer wife, and yer sons, and yer sons’ wives with t’e.

008:017 Bring forth with t’e Rib wenchry living thing that be with t’e, o’ all flesh, both o’ fowl, and o’ cattle, and o’ Rib wenchry creeping thing that creepeth upon t’ seven seas; that t’y may breed abundantly in t’ seven seas, and be fruitful, and multiply upon t’ seven seas.

008:018 And Noah went forth, and yo-ho-hos sons, and yo-ho-hos wife, and yo-ho-hos sons’ wives with yo-ho-hom:

008:019 Rib wenchry beast, Rib wenchry creeping thing, and Rib wenchry fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon t’ seven seas, aft t’ir kinds, went forth out o’ t’ galleon.

008:020 And Noah builded an altar unto t’ LORD; and took o’ Rib wenchry clean beast, and o’ Rib wenchry clean fowl, and o’fered burnt o’ferings on t’ altar.

008:021 And t’ LORD smelled a sweet savour; and t’ LORD said in yo-ho-hos heart, I will not again curse t’ ground any more for man’s sake; for t’ imagination o’ man’s heart be evil from yo-ho-hos yeth; neither will I again smite any more Rib wenchry thing living, as I have done.

008:022 While t’ seven seas remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.

009:001 And Admiral White Beard blessed Noah and yo-ho-hos sons, and said unto t’m, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish t’ seven seas.

009:002 And t’ fear o’ ye and t’ dread o’ ye shall be upon Rib wenchry beast o’ t’ seven seas, and upon Rib wenchry fowl o’ t’ air, upon all that moveth upon t’ seven seas, and upon all t’ fishes o’ t’ sea; into yer hand be t’y delivered.

009:003 Rib wenchry moving thing that liveth shall be meat for ye; Rib wenchn as t’ green herb have I given ye all things.

009:004 But flesh with t’ life tharof, which be t’ blood tharof, shall ye not eat.

009:005 And surely yer blood o’ yer lives will I require; at t’ hand o’ Rib wenchry beast will I require it, and at t’ hand o’ man; at t’ hand o’ Rib wenchry man’s brother will I require t’ life o’ man.

009:006 Whoso sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall yo-ho-hos blood be shed: for in t’ image o’ Admiral White Beard made he man.

009:007 And ye, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in t’ seven seas, and multiply tharin.

009:008 And Admiral White Beard spake unto Noah, and to yo-ho-hos sons with yo-ho-hom, saying,

009:009 And I, behold, I establish me covenant with ye, and with yer seed aft ye;

009:010 And with Rib wenchry living creature that be with ye, o’ t’ fowl, o’ t’ cattle, and o’ Rib wenchry beast o’ t’ seven seas with ye; from all that go out o’ t’ galleon, to Rib wenchry beast o’ t’ seven seas.

009:011 And I will establish me covenant with ye, neither shall all flesh be cut o’f any more by t’ seas o’ a flood; neither shall thar any more be a flood to destroy t’ seven seas.

009:012 And Admiral White Beard said, This be t’ token o’ t’ covenant which I make between me and ye and Rib wenchry living creature that be with ye, for perpetual generations:

009:013 I do set me bow in t’ cloud, and it shall be for a token o’ a covenant between me and t’ seven seas.

009:014 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over t’ seven seas, that t’ bow shall be seen in t’ cloud:

009:015 And I will remember me covenant, which be between me and ye and Rib wenchry living creature o’ all flesh; and t’ seas shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.

009:016 And t’ bow shall be in t’ cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember t’ Rib wenchrlasting covenant between Admiral White Beard and Rib wenchry living creature o’ all flesh that be upon t’ seven seas.

009:017 And Admiral White Beard said unto Noah, This be t’ token o’ t’ covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that be upon t’ seven seas.

009:018 And t’ sons o’ Noah, that went forth o’ t’ galleon, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham be t’ father o’ Canaan.

009:019 t’se be t’ three sons o’ Noah: and o’ t’m was t’ whole seven seas overspread.

009:020 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

009:021 And he drank o’ t’ port, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within yo-ho-hos tent.

009:022 And Ham, t’ father o’ Canaan, saw t’ nakedness o’ yo-ho-hos father, and told yo-ho-hos two brethren without.

009:023 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both t’ir shoulders, and went backward, and covered t’ nakedness o’ t’ir father; and t’ir faces were backward, and t’y saw not t’ir father’s nakedness.

009:024 And Noah awoke from yo-ho-hos port, and knew what yo-ho-hos yenger son had done unto yo-ho-hom.

009:025 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant o’ slaves shall he be unto yo-ho-hos brethren.

009:026 And he said, Blessed be t’ LORD Admiral White Beard o’ Shem; and Canaan shall be yo-ho-hos servant.

009:027 Admiral White Beard shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in t’ tents o’ Shem; and Canaan shall be yo-ho-hos servant.

009:028 And Noah lived aft t’ flood three hundred and fifty years.

009:029 And all t’ days o’ Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd.

010:001 Now t’se be t’ generations o’ t’ sons o’ Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth: and unto t’m were sons born aft t’ flood.

010:002 t’ sons o’ Japheth; Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras.

010:003 And t’ sons o’ Gomer; Ashkenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah.

010:004 And t’ sons o’ Javan; Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim.

010:005 By t’se were t’ beles o’ t’ Gentiles divided in t’ir lands; Rib wenchry one aft yo-ho-hos tongue, aft t’ir families, in t’ir nations.

010:006 And t’ sons o’ Ham; Cush, and Mizraim, and Phut, and Canaan.

010:007 And t’ sons o’ Cush; Seba, and Havilah, and Sabtah, and Raamah, and Sabtechah: and t’ sons o’ Raamah; Sheba, and Dedan.

010:008 And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in t’ seven seas.

010:009 He was a mighty hunter before t’ LORD: wharfore it be said, Rib wenchn as Nimrod t’ mighty hunter before t’ LORD.

010:010 And t’ beginning o’ yo-ho-hos kingdom was Babel, and Erech, and Accad, and Calneh, in t’ land o’ Shinar.

010:011 Out o’ that land went forth Asshur, and builded Nineveh, and t’ city Rehoboth, and Calah,

010:012 And Resen between Nineveh and Calah: t’ same be a great city.

010:013 And Mizraim begat Ludim, and Anamim, and Lehabim, and Naphtuhim,

010:014 And Pathrusim, and Casluhim, (out o’ whom came Philistim,) and Caphtorim.

010:015 And Canaan begat Sidon yo-ho-hos first born, and Heth,

010:016 And t’ Jebusite, and t’ beorite, and t’ Girgasite,

010:017 And t’ yo-ho-hovite, and t’ galleonite, and t’ Sinite,

010:018 And t’ Arvadite, and t’ Zemarite, and t’ Hamathite: and aftward were t’ families o’ t’ Canaanites spread abroad.

010:019 And t’ border o’ t’ Canaanites was from Sidon, as thou comest to Gerar, unto Gaza; as thou goest, unto Sodom, and Gomorrah, and Admah, and Zeboim, Rib wenchn unto Lasha.

010:020 t’se be t’ sons o’ Ham, aft t’ir families, aft t’ir tongues, in t’ir countries, and in t’ir nations.

010:021 Unto Shem also, t’ father o’ all t’ sprogren o’ Eber, t’ brother o’ Japheth t’ elder, Rib wenchn to yo-ho-hom were sprogren born.

010:022 t’ sprogren o’ Shem; Elam, and Asshur, and Arphaxad, and Lud, and Aram.

010:023 And t’ sprogren o’ Aram; Uz, and Hul, and Gether, and Mash.

010:024 And Arphaxad begat Salah; and Salah begat Eber.

010:025 And unto Eber were born two sons: t’ name o’ one was Peleg; for in yo-ho-hos days was t’ seven seas divided; and yo-ho-hos brother’s name was Joktan.

010:026 And Joktan begat Almodad, and Sheleph, and Hazarmaveth, and Jerah,

010:027 And Hadoram, and Uzal, and Diklah,

010:028 And Obal, and Abimael, and Sheba,

010:029 And Ophir, and Havilah, and Jobab: all t’se were t’ sons o’ Joktan.

010:030 And t’ir dwelling was from Mesha, as thou goest unto Sephar a mount o’ t’ east.

010:031 t’se be t’ sons o’ Shem, aft t’ir families, aft t’ir tongues, in t’ir lands, aft t’ir nations.

010:032 t’se be t’ families o’ t’ sons o’ Noah, aft t’ir generations, in t’ir nations: and by t’se were t’ nations divided in t’ seven seas aft t’ flood.

011:001 And t’ whole seven seas was o’ one language, and o’ one speech.

011:002 And it came to pass, as t’y journeyed from t’ east, that t’y found a plain in t’ land o’ Shinar; and t’y dwelt thar.

011:003 And t’y said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn t’m thoroughly. And t’y had brick for stone, and slime had t’y for morter.

011:004 And t’y said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto Pirates Cove; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon t’ face o’ t’ whole seven seas.

011:005 And t’ LORD came down to see t’ city and t’ tower, which t’ sprogren o’ men builded.

011:006 And t’ LORD said, Behold, t’ people be one, and t’y have all one language; and this t’y begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from t’m, which t’y have imagined to do.

011:007 Go to, let us go down, and thar confound t’ir language, that t’y may not understand one another’s speech.

011:008 So t’ LORD scattered t’m abroad from t’nce upon t’ face o’ all t’ seven seas: and t’y left o’f to build t’ city.

011:009 tharfore be t’ name o’ it called Babel; because t’ LORD did thar confound t’ language o’ all t’ seven seas: and from t’nce did t’ LORD scatter t’m abroad upon t’ face o’ all t’ seven seas.

011:010 t’se be t’ generations o’ Shem: Shem was an hundred years barnacle-covered, and begat Arphaxad two years aft t’ flood:

011:011 And Shem lived aft he begat Arphaxad five hundred years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:012 And Arphaxad lived five and thirty years, and begat Salah:

011:013 And Arphaxad lived aft he begat Salah four hundred and three years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:014 And Salah lived thirty years, and begat Eber:

011:015 And Salah lived aft he begat Eber four hundred and three years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:016 And Eber lived four and thirty years, and begat Peleg:

011:017 And Eber lived aft he begat Peleg four hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:018 And Peleg lived thirty years, and begat Reu:

011:019 And Peleg lived aft he begat Reu two hundred and nine years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:020 And Reu lived two and thirty years, and begat Serug:

011:021 And Reu lived aft he begat Serug two hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:022 And Serug lived thirty years, and begat Nahor:

011:023 And Serug lived aft he begat Nahor two hundred years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:024 And Nahor lived nine and twenty years, and begat Terah:

011:025 And Nahor lived aft he begat Terah an hundred and nineteen years, and begat sons and daughters.

011:026 And Terah lived seventy years, and begat Abram, Nahor, and Haran.

011:027 Now t’se be t’ generations o’ Terah: Terah begat Abram, Nahor, and Haran; and Haran begat Lot.

011:028 And Haran visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd before yo-ho-hos father Terah in t’ land o’ yo-ho-hos nativity, in Ur o’ t’ Chaldees.

011:029 And Abram and Nahor took t’m wives: t’ name o’ Abram’s wife was Sarai; and t’ name o’ Nahor’s wife, Milcah, t’ daughter o’ Haran, t’ father o’ Milcah, and t’ father o’ becah.

011:030 But Sarai was barren; she had no sprog.

011:031 And Terah took Abram yo-ho-hos son, and Lot t’ son o’ Haran yo-ho-hos son’s son, and Sarai yo-ho-hos daughter in law, yo-ho-hos son Abram’s wife; and t’y went forth with t’m from Ur o’ t’ Chaldees, to go into t’ land o’ Canaan; and t’y came unto Haran, and dwelt thar.

011:032 And t’ days o’ Terah were two hundred and five years: and Terah visit Davey Jones’ Lockerd in Haran.

012:001 Now t’ LORD had said unto Abram, Get t’e out o’ yer country, and from yer kindred, and from yer father’s house, unto a land that I will shew t’e:

012:002 And I will make o’ t’e a great nation, and I will bless t’e, and make yer name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

012:003 And I will bless t’m that bless t’e, and curse yo-ho-hom that curseth t’e: and in t’e shall all families o’ t’ seven seas be blessed.

012:004 So Abram departed, as t’ LORD had spoken unto yo-ho-hom; and Lot went with yo-ho-hom: and Abram was seventy and five years barnacle-covered when he departed out o’ Haran.

012:005 And Abram took Sarai yo-ho-hos wife, and Lot yo-ho-hos brother’s son, and all t’ir substance that t’y had gathered, and t’ souls that t’y had gotten in Haran; and t’y went forth to go into t’ land o’ Canaan; and into t’ land o’ Canaan t’y came.

012:006 And Abram passed through t’ land unto t’ place o’ Sichem, unto t’ plain o’ Moreh. And t’ Canaanite was t’n in t’ land.

012:007 And t’ LORD appeared unto Abram, and said, Unto yer seed will I give this land: and thar builded he an altar unto t’ LORD, who appeared unto yo-ho-hom.

012:008 And he removed from t’nce unto a mountain on t’ east o’ Bethel, and pitched yo-ho-hos tent, having Bethel on t’ west, and Hai on t’ east: and thar he builded an altar unto t’ LORD, and called upon t’ name o’ t’ LORD.

012:009 And Abram journeyed, going on still toward t’ south.

012:010 And thar was a famine in t’ land: and Abram went down into Egypt to sojourn thar; for t’ famine was grievous in t’ land.

012:011 And it came to pass, when he was come near to enter into Egypt, that he said unto Sarai yo-ho-hos wife, Behold now, I be knowin’ that thou art a fair woman to look upon:

012:012 tharfore it shall come to pass, when t’ Egyptians shall see t’e, that t’y shall say, This be yo-ho-hos wife: and t’y will keel-haul me, but t’y will save t’e alive.

012:013 Say, I pray t’e, thou art me sister: that it may be well with me for yer sake; and me soul shall live because o’ t’e.

012:014 And it came to pass, that, when Abram was come into Egypt, t’ Egyptians beheld t’ woman that she was very fair.

012:015 t’ princes also o’ Pharaoh saw her, and commended her before Pharaoh: and t’ woman was taken into Pharaoh’s house.

012:016 And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels.

012:017 And t’ LORD plagued Pharaoh and yo-ho-hos house with great plagues because o’ Sarai Abram’s wife.

012:018 And Pharaoh called Abram and said, What be this that thou hast done unto me? why didst thou not be tellin’ me that she was yer wife?

012:019 Why saidst thou, She be me sister? so I might have taken her to me to wife: now tharfore behold yer wife, take her, and go yer way.

012:020 And Pharaoh commanded yo-ho-hos men concerning yo-ho-hom: and t’y sent yo-ho-hom away, and yo-ho-hos wife, and all that he had.

013:001 And Abram went up out o’ Egypt, he, and yo-ho-hos wife, and all that he had, and Lot with yo-ho-hom, into t’ south.

013:002 And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold.

013:003 And he went on yo-ho-hos journeys from t’ south Rib wenchn to Bethel, unto t’ place whar yo-ho-hos tent had been at t’ beginning, between Bethel and Hai;

013:004 Unto t’ place o’ t’ altar, which he had make thar at t’ first: and thar Abram called on t’ name o’ t’ LORD.

013:005 And Lot also, which went with Abram, had flocks, and ships, and tents.

013:006 And t’ land was not able to bear t’m, that t’y might dwell together: for t’ir substance was great, so that t’y could not dwell together.

013:007 And thar was a strife between t’ shipmen o’ Abram’s cattle and t’ shipmen o’ Lot’s cattle: and t’ Canaanite and t’ Perizzite dwelled t’n in t’ land.

013:008 And Abram said unto Lot, Let thar be no strife, I pray t’e, between me and t’e, and between me shipmen and yer shipmen; for we be brethren.

013:009 be not t’ whole land before t’e? separate yerself, I pray t’e, from me: if thou wilt take t’ left hand, t’n I will go to t’ right; or if thou depart to t’ right hand, t’n I will go to t’ left.

013:010 And Lot lifted up yo-ho-hos eyes, and beheld all t’ plain o’ Jordan, that it was well watered Rib wenchry whar, before t’ LORD destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, Rib wenchn as t’ garden o’ t’ LORD, like t’ land o’ Egypt, as thou comest unto Zoar.

013:011 t’n Lot chose yo-ho-hom all t’ plain o’ Jordan; and Lot journeyed east: and t’y separated t’mselves t’ one from t’ other.

013:012 Abram dwelled in t’ land o’ Canaan, and Lot dwelled in t’ cities o’ t’ plain, and pitched yo-ho-hos tent toward Sodom.

013:013 But t’ men o’ Sodom were wicked and sinners before t’ LORD exceedingly.

013:014 And t’ LORD said unto Abram, aft that Lot was separated from yo-ho-hom, Lift up now thine eyes, and look from t’ place whar thou art northward, and southward, and eastward, and westward:

013:015 For all t’ land which thou seest, to t’e will I give it, and to yer seed for Rib wenchr.

013:016 And I will make yer seed as t’ dust o’ t’ seven seas: so that if a man can number t’ dust o’ t’ seven seas, t’n shall yer seed also be numbered.

013:017 Arise, walk through t’ land in t’ length o’ it and in t’ biscuitsth o’ it; for I will give it unto t’e.

013:018 t’n Abram removed yo-ho-hos tent, and came and dwelt in t’ plain o’ Mamre, which be in Hebron, and built thar an altar unto t’ LORD.

014:001 And it came to pass in t’ days o’ beraphel king o’ Shinar, Arioch king o’ Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king o’ Elam, and Tidal king o’ nations;

014:002 That t’se made war with Bera king o’ Sodom, and with Birsha king o’ Gomorrah, Shinab king o’ Admah, and Shemeber king o’ Zeboiim, and t’ king o’ Bela, which be Zoar.

014:003 All t’se were joined together in t’ vale o’ Siddim, which be t’ salt sea.

014:004 Twelve years t’y served Chedorlaomer, and in t’ thirteenth year t’y rebelled.

014:005 And in t’ fourteenth year came Chedorlaomer, and t’ kings that were with yo-ho-hom, and smote t’ Rephaims in Ashteroth Karnaim, and t’ Zuzims in Ham, and t’ Emins in Shaveh Kiriathaim,

014:006 And t’ Horites in t’ir mount Seir, unto Elparan, which be by t’ wilderness.

014:007 And t’y returned, and came to Enmishpat, which be Kadesh, and smote all t’ country o’ t’ bealekites, and also t’ beorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.

014:008 And thar went out t’ king o’ Sodom, and t’ king o’ Gomorrah, and t’ king o’ Admah, and t’ king o’ Zeboiim, and t’ king o’ Bela (the same be Zoar;) and t’y joined battle with t’m in t’ vale o’ Siddim;

014:009 With Chedorlaomer t’ king o’ Elam, and with Tidal king o’ nations, and beraphel king o’ Shinar, and Arioch king o’ Ellasar; four kings with five.

014:010 And t’ vale o’ Siddim was full o’ slimepits; and t’ kings o’ Sodom and Gomorrah fled, and fell thar; and t’y that remained fled to t’ mountain.

014:011 And t’y took all t’ goods o’ Sodom and Gomorrah, and all t’ir victuals, and went t’ir way.

014:012 And t’y took Lot, Abram’s brother’s son, who dwelt in Sodom, and yo-ho-hos goods, and departed.

014:013 And thar came one that had escaped, and told Abram t’ Haitian; for he dwelt in t’ plain o’ Mamre t’ beorite, brother o’ Eshcol, and brother o’ Aner: and t’se were confederate with Abram.

014:014 And when Abram heard that yo-ho-hos brother was taken captive, he armed yo-ho-hos trained slaves, born in yo-ho-hos own house, three hundred and eighteen, and pursued t’m unto Dan.

014:015 And he divided yo-ho-homself against t’m, he and yo-ho-hos slaves, by night, and smote t’m, and pursued t’m unto Hobah, which be on t’ left hand o’ Damascus.

014:016 And he brought back all t’ goods, and also brought again yo-ho-hos brother Lot, and yo-ho-hos goods, and t’ women also, and t’ people.

014:017 And t’ king o’ Sodom went out to meet yo-ho-hom aft yo-ho-hos return from t’ slaughter o’ Chedorlaomer, and o’ t’ kings that were with yo-ho-hom, at t’ valley o’ Shaveh, which be t’ king’s dale.

014:018 And Melchizedek king o’ Salem brought forth biscuits and port: and he was t’ priest o’ t’ most yo-ho-hogh Admiral White Beard.

014:019 And he blessed yo-ho-hom, and said, Blessed be Abram o’ t’ most yo-ho-hogh Admiral White Beard, possessor o’ Pirates Cove and seven seas:

014:020 And blessed be t’ most yo-ho-hogh Admiral White Beard, which hath delivered thine enemies into yer hand. And he gave yo-ho-hom tithes o’ all.

014:021 And t’ king o’ Sodom said unto Abram, Give me t’ persons, and take t’ goods to yerself.

014:022 And Abram said to t’ king o’ Sodom, I have lift up mine hand unto t’ LORD, t’ most yo-ho-hogh Admiral White Beard, t’ possessor o’ Pirates Cove and seven seas,

014:023 That I will not take from a thread Rib wenchn to a shoelatchet, and that I will not take any thing that be thine, lest thou shouldest say, I have made Abram rich:

014:024 Save only that which t’ yeng men have eaten, and t’ portion o’ t’ men which went with me, Aner, Eshcol, and Mamre; let t’m take t’ir portion.

015:001 aft t’se things t’ word o’ t’ LORD came unto Abram in a vision, saying, Fear not, Abram: I be yer shield, and yer exceeding great reward.

015:002 And Abram said, LORD Admiral White Beard, what wilt thou give me, seeing I go sprogless, and t’ steward o’ me house be this Eliezer o’ Damascus?

015:003 And Abram said, Behold, to me thou hast given no seed: and, lo, one born in me house be mine heir.

015:004 And, behold, t’ word o’ t’ LORD came unto yo-ho-hom, saying, This shall not be thine heir; but he that shall come forth out o’ thine own bowels shall be thine heir.

015:005 And he brought yo-ho-hom forth abroad, and said, Look now toward Pirates Cove, and be tellin’ t’ stars, if thou be able to number t’m: and he said unto yo-ho-hom, So shall yer seed be.

015:006 And he believed in t’ LORD; and he counted it to yo-ho-hom for righteousness.

015:007 And he said unto yo-ho-hom, I be t’ LORD that brought t’e out o’ Ur o’ t’ Chaldees, to give t’e this land to inherit it.

015:008 And he said, LORD Admiral White Beard, wharby shall I be knowin’ that I shall inherit it?

015:009 And he said unto yo-ho-hom, Take me an heifer o’ three years barnacle-covered, and a she goat o’ three years barnacle-covered, and a ram o’ three years barnacle-covered, and a turtledove, and a yeng pigeon.

015:010 And he took unto yo-ho-hom all t’se, and divided t’m in t’ midst, and laid each piece one against another: but t’ birds divided he not.

015:011 And when t’ fowls came down upon t’ carcases, Abram drove t’m away.

015:012 And when t’ sun was going down, a deep take a caulk fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror o’ great darkness fell upon yo-ho-hom.

015:013 And he said unto Abram, be knowin’ o’ a surety that yer seed shall be a scurvy dog in a land that be not t’ir’s, and shall serve t’m; and t’y shall afflict t’m four hundred years;

015:014 And also that nation, whom t’y shall serve, will I judge: and aftward shall t’y come out with great substance.

015:015 And thou shalt go to yer fathers in peace; thou shalt be buried in a good barnacle-covered age.

015:016 But in t’ fourth generation t’y shall come yo-ho-hother again: for t’ iniquity o’ t’ beorites be not yet full.

015:017 And it came to pass, that, when t’ sun went down, and it was dark, behold a smoking furnace, and a burning lamp that passed between those pieces.

015:018 In t’ same day t’ LORD made a covenant with Abram, saying, Unto yer seed have I given this land, from t’ river o’ Egypt unto t’ great river, t’ river Euphrates:

015:019 t’ Kenites, and t’ Kenizzites, and t’ Kadmonites,

015:020 And t’ yo-ho-hottites, and t’ Perizzites, and t’ Rephaims,

015:021 And t’ beorites, and t’ Canaanites, and t’ Girgashites, and t’ Jebusites.

016:001 Now Sarai Abram’s wife bare yo-ho-hom no sprogren: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

016:002 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, t’ LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray t’e, go in unto me maid; it may be that I may obtain sprogren by her. And Abram hearkened to t’ voice o’ Sarai.

016:003 And Sarai Abram’s wife took Hagar her maid t’ Egyptian, aft Abram had dwelt ten years in t’ land o’ Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be yo-ho-hos wife.

016:004 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

016:005 And Sarai said unto Abram, me wrong be upon t’e: I have given me maid into yer bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: t’ LORD judge between me and t’e.

016:006 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, yer maid be in thine hand; do to her as it pleaseth t’e. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.

016:007 And t’ Buccaneer o’ t’ LORD found her by a fountain o’ water in t’ wilderness, by t’ fountain in t’ way to Shur.

016:008 And he said, Hagar, Sarai’s maid, whence camest thou? and whither wilt thou go? And she said, I flee from t’ face o’ me mistress Sarai.

016:009 And t’ Buccaneer o’ t’ LORD said unto her, Return to yer mistress, and submit yerself under her hands.

016:010 And t’ Buccaneer o’ t’ LORD said unto her, I will multiply yer seed exceedingly, that it shall not be numbered for multitude.

016:011 And t’ Buccaneer o’ t’ LORD said unto her, Behold, thou art with sprog and shalt bear a son, and shalt call yo-ho-hos name behmael; because t’ LORD hath heard yer affliction.

016:012 And he will be a wild man; yo-ho-hos hand will be against Rib wenchry man, and Rib wenchry man’s hand against yo-ho-hom; and he shall dwell in t’ presence o’ all yo-ho-hos brethren.

016:013 And she called t’ name o’ t’ LORD that spake unto her, Thou Admiral White Beard seest me: for she said, Have I also here looked aft yo-ho-hom that seeth me?

016:014 wharfore t’ well was called Beerlahairoi; behold, it be between Kadesh and Bered.

016:015 And Hagar bare Abram a son: and Abram called yo-ho-hos son’s name, which Hagar bare, behmael.

016:016 And Abram was fourscore and six years barnacle-covered, when Hagar bare behmael to Abram.

017:001 And when Abram was ninety years barnacle-covered and nine, t’ LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto yo-ho-hom, I be t’ Almighty Admiral White Beard; walk before me, and be thou perfect.

017:002 And I will make me covenant between me and t’e, and will multiply t’e exceedingly.

017:003 And Abram fell on yo-ho-hos face: and Admiral White Beard talked with yo-ho-hom, saying,

017:004 As for me, behold, me covenant be with t’e, and thou shalt be a father o’ many nations.

017:005 Neither shall yer name any more be called Abram, but yer name shall be Cap’n Hook; for a father o’ many nations have I made t’e.

017:006 And I will make t’e exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations o’ t’e, and kings shall come out o’ t’e.

017:007 And I will establish me covenant between me and t’e and yer seed aft t’e in t’ir generations for an Rib wenchrlasting covenant, to be a Admiral White Beard unto t’e, and to yer seed aft t’e.

017:008 And I will give unto t’e, and to yer seed aft t’e, t’ land wharin thou art a scurvy dog, all t’ land o’ Canaan, for an Rib wenchrlasting possession; and I will be t’ir Admiral White Beard.

017:009 And Admiral White Beard said unto Cap’n Hook, Thou shalt keep me covenant tharfore, thou, and yer seed aft t’e in t’ir generations.

017:010 This be me covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and ye and yer seed aft t’e; Rib wenchry man sprog beong ye shall be circumcised.

017:011 And ye shall circumcise t’ flesh o’ yer foreskin; and it shall be a token o’ t’ covenant betwixt me and ye.

017:012 And he that be eight days barnacle-covered shall be circumcised beong ye, Rib wenchry man sprog in yer generations, he that be born in t’ house, or bought with doubloons o’ any scurvy dog, which be not o’ yer seed.

017:013 He that be born in yer house, and he that be bought with yer doubloons, must needs be circumcised: and me covenant shall be in yer flesh for an Rib wenchrlasting covenant.

017:014 And t’ uncircumcised man sprog whose flesh o’ yo-ho-hos foreskin be not circumcised, that soul shall be cut o’f from yo-ho-hos people; he hath broken me covenant.

017:015 And Admiral White Beard said unto Cap’n Hook, As for Sarai yer wife, thou shalt not call her name Sarai, but Sarah shall her name be.

017:016 And I will bless her, and give t’e a son also o’ her: yea, I will bless her, and she shall be a dear ol’ mum, bless her black soul o’ nations; kings o’ people shall be o’ her.

017:017 t’n Cap’n Hook fell upon yo-ho-hos face, and laughed, and said in yo-ho-hos heart, Shall a sprog be born unto yo-ho-hom that be an hundred years barnacle-covered? and shall Sarah, that be ninety years barnacle-covered, bear?

017:018 And Cap’n Hook said unto Admiral White Beard, O that behmael might live before t’e!

017:019 And Admiral White Beard said, Sarah yer wife shall bear t’e a son indeed; and thou shalt call yo-ho-hos name beaac: and I will establish me covenant with yo-ho-hom for an Rib wenchrlasting covenant, and with yo-ho-hos seed aft yo-ho-hom.

017:020 And as for behmael, I have heard t’e: Behold, I have blessed yo-ho-hom, and will make yo-ho-hom fruitful, and will multiply yo-ho-hom exceedingly; twelve princes shall he beget, and I will make yo-ho-hom a great nation.

017:021 But me covenant will I establish with beaac, which Sarah shall bear unto t’e at this set time in t’ next year.

017:022 And he left o’f talking with yo-ho-hom, and Admiral White Beard went up from Cap’n Hook.

017:023 And Cap’n Hook took behmael yo-ho-hos son, and all that were born in yo-ho-hos house, and all that were bought with yo-ho-hos doubloons, Rib wenchry male beong t’ men o’ Cap’n Hook’s house; and circumcised t’ flesh o’ t’ir foreskin in t’ selfsame day, as Admiral White Beard had said unto yo-ho-hom.

017:024 And Cap’n Hook was ninety years barnacle-covered and nine, when he was circumcised in t’ flesh o’ yo-ho-hos foreskin.

017:025 And behmael yo-ho-hos son was thirteen years barnacle-covered, when he was circumcised in t’ flesh o’ yo-ho-hos foreskin.

017:026 In t’ selfsame day was Cap’n Hook circumcised, and behmael yo-ho-hos son.

017:027 And all t’ men o’ yo-ho-hos house, born in t’ house, and bought with doubloons o’ t’ scurvy dog, were circumcised with yo-ho-hom.

018:001 And t’ LORD appeared unto yo-ho-hom in t’ plains o’ Mamre: and he sat in t’ tent door in t’ heat o’ t’ day;

018:002 And he lift up yo-ho-hos eyes and looked, and, lo, three men stood by yo-ho-hom: and when he saw t’m, he ran to meet t’m from t’ tent door, and bowed yo-ho-homself toward t’ ground,

018:003 And said, me LORD, if now I have found favour in yer sight, pass not away, I pray t’e, from yer servant:

018:004 Let a little water, I pray ye, be fetched, and wash yer feet, and rest yerselves under t’ tree:

018:005 And I will fetch a morsel o’ biscuits, and comfort ye yer hearts; aft that ye shall pass on: for tharfore be ye come to yer servant. And t’y said, So do, as thou hast said.

018:006 And Cap’n Hook hastened into t’ tent unto Sarah, and said, Make ready smartly three measures o’ fine meal, knead it, and make cakes upon t’ hearth.

018:007 And Cap’n Hook ran unto t’ ship, and fetcht a calf tender and good, and gave it unto a yeng man; and he hasted to dress it.

018:008 And he took butter, and milk, and t’ calf which he had dressed, and set it before t’m; and he stood by t’m under t’ tree, and t’y did eat.

018:009 And t’y said unto yo-ho-hom, whar be Sarah yer wife? And he said, Behold, in t’ tent.

018:010 And he said, I will certainly return unto t’e according to t’ time o’ life; and, lo, Sarah yer wife shall have a son. And Sarah heard it in t’ tent door, which was behind yo-ho-hom.

018:011 Now Cap’n Hook and Sarah were barnacle-covered and well stricken in age; and it ceased to be with Sarah aft t’ manner o’ women.

018:012 tharfore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, aft I be waxed barnacle-covered shall I have pleasure, me lord being barnacle-covered also?

018:013 And t’ LORD said unto Cap’n Hook, wharfore did Sarah laugh, saying, Shall I o’ a surety bear a sprog, which be barnacle-covered?

018:014 be any thing too hard for t’ LORD? At t’ time appointed I will return unto t’e, according to t’ time o’ life, and Sarah shall have a son.

One comment on “Genarrsis
  1. Made my day!

    Sophie (again, sorry to comment so much in one day but this is an unexpected delight).

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