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  • (Big) Beanpole
  • (Luscious) Lollipop
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • 21st digit
  • A

  • Abdomen
  • Ace in the hole
  • Acorn Andy
  • Action Jackson
  • Adam Halfpint
  • Admiral Winky
  • African black snake
  • Afro man
  • AIDS baster
  • AIDS cannon
  • AIDS grenade, The
  • Alabama blacksnake
  • albino asparagus
  • Albino cave dweller
  • All-day sucker
  • Alliteration
  • Anaconda
  • Anal impaler
  • Anal intruder
  • Anal Probe Deluxe
  • Anal Spear
  • Ankle spanker
  • Apple-headed monster
  • Appreciator, The
  • Ass blaster
  • Ass pirate
  • Ass wedge
  • Assmaster
  • Astralgod
  • Auger-headed gut wrench
  • Axolotl
  • B

  • Ba-donk-a-donk
  • Baby maker
  • Baby's arm holding an apple
  • Baby's arm in a boxing glove
  • Bacon bazooker
  • Bacon rod
  • Bacon Torpedo
  • Badboy
  • Bagpipe
  • Baked bean with a roll neck
  • Bald Avenger, The
  • Bald butler
  • Bald eagle
  • Bald monkey
  • Bald-headed beauty
  • Bald-headed giggle stick
  • Bald-headed hermit
  • Bald-headed Jesus
  • Bald-headed yogurt slinger
  • Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispens
  • Ball buddy
  • Baloney pony
  • Banana
  • Baptizer
  • Bat and balls
  • Battering ram
  • Bavarian Beefstick
  • Bayonet
  • Baywatch rodsock
  • Bean stalk
  • Beard splitter
  • Bearded burglar
  • Bearded turtle necked one-eyed jack
  • Beastus maximus
  • Beaver buster
  • Beaver Cleaver
  • Bed snake
  • Beef Bayonet
  • Beef baton
  • Beef bayonet
  • Beef bazooka
  • Beef belt buckle
  • Beef blunt
  • Beef bong
  • Beef bridge that crosses the 7 seas
  • Beef bugle
  • Beef bus
  • Beef missile
  • Beef on a stick
  • Beef soldier
  • Beef stick
  • Beefy McManstick
  • Bell rope
  • Belly stick
  • Best leg of three
  • Big Dick & the twins
  • Big Dickus
  • Big Dummy
  • Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
  • Big Jim and the Twins
  • Big Johnson
  • Big Lebowski
  • Big Mac
  • Big number one
  • Big red
  • Big rod
  • Big Uncle
  • Big Willy
  • Biggus Dickus
  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Bird
  • Bishop with his nice red hat
  • Bishop, The
  • Bitch blaster
  • Bitch stick
  • Bits and pieces
  • Blaxolotl
  • Blind butler
  • Blind cave salamander
  • Blind snake
  • Blood blunt
  • Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
  • Blood slug
  • Blood sword
  • Blow pop
  • Blowtorch
  • Blue steel
  • Blue-veined jackhammer
  • Blue-veined junket pumper
  • Blue-veined piccolo
  • Blue-veined puss chucker
  • Blue-veiner
  • Blunt
  • Bob
  • Bob Dole
  • Bob Johnson
  • Bobo
  • Bone
  • Bone phone
  • Bone rollercoaster
  • Bone-her
  • Boneless beef
  • Boneless fish
  • Boner
  • Boney cannelloni
  • Boom stick
  • Bop gun
  • Bosnian Beefstick
  • Bottle rocket
  • Bow-legged swamp donkey
  • Box buster
  • Boybrush
  • Bradford and the pair
  • Bratwurst
  • Breakfast burrito
  • Breakfast wood
  • Broom
  • Brother
  • Brutus
  • Bubba
  • Bulbulous big-knob
  • Bumtickler
  • Burning meat pipe
  • Bush beater
  • Bush rusher
  • Bushwhacker
  • Buster Cannon
  • Buster Hymen
  • Buster McThunderstick
  • Butt blaster
  • Butt pirate
  • Butter churn
  • Butterknife
  • C

  • Camel rider
  • Candy cane
  • Canelo
  • Caped crusader
  • Captain Bilbo
  • Captain Caveman
  • Captain Crook
  • Captain Hook
  • Captain Howdy
  • Captain Howdy
  • Captain Kirk
  • Captain Winky
  • Carnal stump
  • Cattle prod
  • Cave hunter
  • Cawk
  • Cax
  • Cervix crusader
  • Cervix pounder
  • Cervix raider
  • Cesar
  • Chancellor, The
  • Chap
  • Charlie Russell the one-eyed mus
  • Cheese staff
  • Cherry picker
  • Cherry poppin' daddy
  • Cherry splitter
  • Chi Zi Wang
  • Chick sticker
  • Chicksicle
  • Chief of staff
  • Chilli Fry
  • Chimbo
  • Chimney cleaner
  • Chip the ripper
  • chipotle pepper
  • Choad (chode)
  • Choo-choo
  • Chorizo
  • Chowder dumper
  • Chubby
  • Chubby conquistador, The
  • Chum
  • Chunder thunder
  • Chunk 'o' love
  • Cigar
  • Circus boy
  • Clam digger
  • Clam hammer
  • Clam sticker
  • Clipity clop
  • Clit tickler
  • Clown, The
  • Cob
  • Cobra Commander
  • Cock
  • Cock goblin
  • Cock-a-saurus Rex
  • Cocktapuss
  • Cocktus
  • Cockus erectus
  • Codger
  • Colon cowboy
  • Colon crusader
  • Colossus
  • Commando Snake Eyes
  • Coral branch
  • Corndog
  • Cornholer
  • Cornstalk
  • Cornstalk cowboy
  • Crack hunter
  • Crack smacker
  • Cramstick
  • Crank
  • Crank shaft
  • Cream bandit
  • Cream cannon
  • Cream spritzer
  • Cream-filled meat stick
  • Creamsicle
  • Creamstick
  • Crimson chitterling
  • Crimson Darth Vader
  • Crippler
  • Crotch cannon
  • Crotch cobra
  • Crotch cowboy
  • Crotch rocket
  • Crotch vomiter
  • Crushin' Russian, The
  • Cucumber of love
  • Cum pump
  • Cummingtonite
  • Cunny-catcher
  • Cunt caper, The
  • Cunt companion
  • Cunt pumper
  • Cunt reamer
  • Cunt rifle
  • Cunt scrubber
  • Cupid's arrow
  • Curious George
  • Custard cannon
  • Custard chucker
  • Custard pump
  • Cyclops
  • Cycloptic milk spitter
  • D

  • Daddy Long-stroke
  • Daddy's long leg
  • dancing sirloin
  • Dangalong-linglong
  • Danger the one-eyed ranger
  • Danglin' fury
  • Danglin' wang
  • Dangling participle
  • Dangly bits
  • Dangus Kahn
  • Dart of love
  • Darth Vader
  • Davy Crockett
  • Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
  • Demeanor, The
  • Diamond cutter
  • Dick
  • Dick-cheese
  • Dickimus Maximus
  • Dickory dock
  • Dickory-smoked coal sausage
  • Dicksicle
  • Dicky
  • Diego the Explorer
  • Digit
  • Diller
  • Dilly-ho-ho
  • Ding-a-ling
  • Ding-dong
  • Dingaling
  • Dingaroo
  • Dingle
  • Dingle dangle
  • Dingleberry
  • Dingledong
  • Dinglehopper
  • Dingus
  • Dingy
  • Dinky
  • Dipstick
  • Dirk Diggler
  • Disco Stick
  • Divining rod
  • Dobber
  • Docking tube
  • Dog knot
  • Dolphin
  • Dong
  • Dong with the wind
  • Dong-bong
  • Dong-stick
  • Dongle
  • Donker
  • Donkey Kong
  • Doo-dad
  • Doo-dar
  • Doo-hickey
  • Doodle
  • Doodle dandy
  • Dooflinky
  • Dooflocky
  • Dooker
  • Doppelganger
  • Dora the anal explorer
  • Dork
  • Doughnut holder
  • Dr. Cyclops
  • Dr. Feelgood
  • Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
  • Dr. Wang
  • Dragonhood
  • Dribbling dart of love
  • Dribbling dragon
  • Dude
  • Duke, The
  • Dumb stick
  • Dungula bone
  • E

  • Ear tickler
  • Early riser, The
  • Earth Shaker
  • Earthmover
  • Earthworm Jim
  • Easy rider
  • Egg roll
  • Eight inches of blunt fury
  • Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
  • El Capitan
  • El Presidente
  • Elastic plastic
  • Elavent
  • Elephant trunk
  • Elephants Trunk
  • Elise's Mighty Finger
  • Elmer the glue shooter
  • Elvis
  • Engine cranker
  • Equipment
  • Everlasting gob-dropper
  • Every-other-time
  • Excalibur
  • Excreting eel
  • Executive staff member
  • F

  • Fallopian fiddler
  • Family jewels
  • Fandangle
  • Fandangled mandangler
  • Fanny Cleaver
  • Fantasmagoric
  • Fat Albert
  • Fat finger
  • Fat Johnson
  • Fetus feeler
  • Fiddle bow
  • Fiddle stick
  • Fire breathing dragon
  • Fire hose
  • Fire rod
  • Fireman Ed
  • Firm worm
  • Fish hook
  • Fishing rod
  • Fishing tackle
  • Flabagastered
  • Flagpole
  • Flapdoodle
  • Flavio
  • Flesh banana
  • Flesh bat
  • Flesh cigar
  • Flesh enema
  • Flesh flute
  • Flesh hoagie
  • Flesh injection
  • Flesh maggot
  • Flesh missile
  • Flesh pistol
  • Flesh rocket
  • Flesh tornado
  • Flesh trumpet
  • Flesh twinkie
  • Fleshbone
  • Fleshy Winnebago, The
  • Flip-flap
  • Fluid spitter
  • Foaming beef probe
  • Fondo worm
  • Foo-foo
  • Foofer (Foof)
  • Fool sticker
  • Footlong
  • Foots best friend
  • Fountain of youth
  • Frank 'n' beans
  • Frankfurter
  • Freddy firehose
  • Freddy fish monger
  • Free Willy
  • Frigamajig
  • Frightful Hog, The
  • Fuck ferret
  • Fuck flute
  • Fuck puppet
  • Fucklebear
  • Fuckpole
  • Fuckstick
  • Fudge packer
  • Fudgebar
  • Fudgepacker
  • Full meal
  • Fun gun
  • Fun truncheon
  • Fury, The
  • Fuzzbuster
  • G

  • Gadget
  • Gag mallet
  • Gap stopper
  • Garompa
  • Gash mallet
  • Gear shift
  • General, The
  • Gentleman's pistol
  • Georgia Kingsnake
  • German sausage
  • German soldier, The
  • Gherkin
  • Giant-sized man-thing
  • Giggle stick
  • Gimmer stick
  • Girthy McGirth
  • Girthy sausage
  • Giving tree, The
  • Gizmo
  • Gleaming love sword
  • Glistening Man-Lance
  • Glo worm
  • Glorious Gland of Glee
  • Glove Box
  • Gluestick
  • Gobble Stick
  • Godzilla
  • Goo Bazooka
  • Goo blaster
  • Goo pipe
  • Goober
  • Goose's neck
  • Governor
  • Grabthar's hammer
  • Grandpa's knee
  • Granite edifice
  • Gravy maker
  • Great Buddha
  • Great pyramid, The
  • Grinding tool
  • Grissel stick
  • Groinstalk
  • Gummi worm
  • Gushin' Prussian, The
  • Gut buster, The
  • Gut stick
  • Gut tappa, The
  • Gut wrench
  • Guy, My
  • H

  • Hair splitter
  • Hairy acorn
  • Hairy banjo
  • Hairy Houdini
  • Hairy pencil
  • Hairy scary and the two bald men
  • Hairy snake
  • Hallubaloona
  • Ham roll
  • Hammer of Thor
  • Hampton
  • Hand-gun
  • Handfucker
  • Handgun
  • Handwarmer
  • Handy andy
  • Hang-lo
  • Hanging Chad
  • Hanging hag
  • Hanging Johnny
  • Hannah
  • Happy Harry Hard-on
  • Happy worm
  • Hard-on
  • Hardware
  • Harry
  • Harry & the Hendersons
  • Harry hot dog
  • He who must be obeyed
  • He-ham
  • He-man sword
  • Headquarters
  • Heat-seeking moisture missile
  • Heavy hitter
  • Helmet man
  • Helmeted meat-soldier
  • Henry
  • Herbie
  • Herculean lizard
  • Hercules
  • Herman the one-eyed German
  • Herman von Longschlongstein
  • Hidden treasure
  • Hieny hobbit
  • High pressure vein cane
  • Him-hang
  • His Eminence
  • His majesty
  • His rig
  • Hitlers arm
  • Hog
  • Hog leg
  • Hole cork
  • Holy diver
  • holy diver
  • Holy poker
  • Holy water sprinkler
  • Homewrecker, The
  • Homo Erectus
  • Honeypot cleaver
  • Honeystick
  • Honk the Magic Goose
  • Hoo hoo
  • Hooded warrior
  • Hooty hoo
  • Horse-necked clam
  • Hose
  • Hot beef injection
  • Hot dog
  • Hot glue gun
  • Hot popsicle
  • Hot Rod
  • Hot rod Harvey
  • Hot stick
  • Hot tamale
  • Hugo
  • Hum-diddler
  • Humongo
  • Hung Wei Lo
  • Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The
  • Hymen hammer
  • I

  • Ice cream machine
  • Icing Sugar Fountain
  • Impregnator
  • Incredible bulk, The
  • Inflatable iron
  • Inflatable poo jabber
  • Injection erection
  • Instant sex drive lever
  • Internal spinal massager
  • Intrusion protrusion
  • Invincible man, The
  • Iron horse
  • Iron rod
  • Italian stallion
  • Itty bitty meat
  • Ivan the Terrible
  • Ivory shaft
  • J

  • Jack
  • Jack in the box
  • Jackhammer
  • Jaja
  • Jake the one-eyed snake
  • James Westfall
  • Jap Slapper
  • Jap's eye
  • Javelin
  • Jellyfish
  • Jerkin' gherkin
  • Jesus Christ Supershaft
  • Jibberstick
  • Jigger
  • Jiggling bone
  • Jim and the twins
  • Jiminy Cricket
  • Jimmer jammer
  • Jimmy
  • Jimmy Wriggler
  • Jing jang
  • Jingle bone
  • Jive sausage
  • Jizz syringe, The
  • Jizz whiz
  • Jizzcraft carrier
  • Jizzle stick
  • Jockey stick
  • John Thomas
  • John Thursday
  • Johnny Cockrane
  • Johnny Come Early
  • Johnson
  • Joint
  • JoJo the circus clown
  • Jolly green giant
  • Jolly jellybean
  • Joy juicer
  • Joybuzzer
  • Joyprong
  • Joystick
  • Julio
  • Julius Caesar
  • Junior
  • Junior burger
  • Junk
  • K

  • Kaptain Kielbasa
  • Ken cracker
  • Kentucky horn
  • Kentucky telescope
  • Kerala King Cobra
  • Kibble 'n' Bitz
  • Kick stand
  • Kidney cracker
  • Kidney scraper
  • Kidney wiper
  • Kielbasa
  • King Dingaling
  • King Dong
  • King, The
  • Kipper ripper
  • kirk
  • Knee knocker
  • Knob
  • Knobgoblin
  • Knowledge stick
  • Kojak
  • Komodo dragon
  • Kong
  • Kosher pickle
  • Kuku
  • Kuku bird
  • L

  • Lady dagger
  • Lance of love
  • Lap rope
  • Lard
  • Last action hero
  • Leader of the sack
  • Leaky faucet
  • Leather lollipop
  • Lewinski lunch
  • Lice nest
  • Lickin' stick
  • Licorice stick
  • Life preserver
  • lightsaber
  • Lil buddy
  • Lil Mr.
  • Lincoln log
  • Little admiral, The
  • Little bastard
  • Little Bill
  • Little Billy
  • Little birdy
  • Little bishop in a turtle neck
  • Little brother
  • Little buddy
  • Little Caesar
  • Little Colonel
  • Little Danny
  • Little David
  • Little Dickie
  • Little Dutch boy
  • Little Elvis
  • Little fella
  • Little friend
  • Little gator
  • Little guy
  • Little Jesus
  • Little John and the East Side Boys
  • Little Juan
  • Little man
  • Little shepherd boy
  • Little slugger
  • Little Willy
  • Live sausage
  • Lizard
  • Lobster
  • Lollipop
  • Long Black Limousine
  • Long Dong Silver
  • Long John
  • Long John Skin Sword II
  • Long Tom
  • Longrod Von Hugedong
  • Longrod Von Hugenstein
  • Longsword
  • Lord Hardwick
  • Lord James D'Armais
  • Lord Plumber
  • Louisville plugger
  • Louisville slugger
  • Love gun
  • Love leg
  • Love log
  • Love lollipop
  • Love Machine
  • Love maker
  • Love meat
  • Love muscle
  • Love pole
  • Love pump
  • Love sausage
  • Love stick
  • Love sub
  • Love sword
  • Love thruster
  • Love torpedo
  • Love train
  • Love truncheon
  • Love wand
  • Love weasel
  • Love whistle
  • Love-n-ator, The
  • Lucky charm
  • Lucky Chucky
  • Lunch
  • Lunchmeat truncheon
  • Lung disturber
  • Lung puncturer
  • M

  • Magenta mushroom
  • Magic Flute
  • Magic Johnson
  • Magic member
  • Magic stick
  • Magic wand
  • Magical mayonaise squirting french fry
  • Maiden masher
  • Main vein
  • Major Manchowder
  • Major woody
  • Mammoth Mound of Manlihood
  • Man axe
  • Man cannon
  • Man hammer
  • Man in the pink helmet, The
  • Man loaf
  • Man log
  • Man meat
  • Man meat of the menacing south
  • Man muscle
  • Man pipe
  • Man plow
  • Man pole
  • Man root
  • Man sword
  • Man's best friend
  • Man-dingler
  • Man-milk dispenser
  • Man-sized manicotti
  • Manchild
  • Mandingo
  • Mangina
  • Mangroin
  • Manhole cover
  • Manimal
  • Manoy
  • Marriage tackle
  • Marrowbone
  • Master blaster
  • Master John Goodfellow
  • Master of ceremonies
  • Master Wang
  • Maximus
  • Mayonnaise cannon
  • Mayonnaise Maker
  • Mayonnaise pistol
  • Maypole
  • Meat
  • Meat 'n' (two) veggies
  • Meat 'n' potatoes
  • Meat balloon
  • Meat bat
  • Meat cigar
  • Meat enema
  • Meat flute
  • Meat hammer
  • Meat harp
  • Meat missile
  • Meat Monster
  • Meat musket
  • Meat pipe
  • Meat pole
  • Meat popsicle
  • Meat puppet
  • Meat skewer
  • Meat speculum
  • Meat stick
  • Meat straw
  • Meat tampon
  • Meat thermometer
  • Meat train
  • Meat twinkie
  • Meat whistle
  • Meat wrench
  • Meatsicle
  • Meaty cudgel
  • Meaty internal spine support
  • Meaty tongue depressor
  • Melon baster
  • Member
  • Menacing meat of minnesota
  • Menstrual miner
  • Midas
  • Middle leg
  • Midnight wangler, The
  • Mighty anaconda, The
  • Mighty Dolan, The
  • Mighty Joe Young
  • Mighty Man-Pole
  • Mighty monkey
  • Mighty Thor, The
  • Milkbone
  • Milkman
  • Mini-me
  • Mister
  • Mister happy
  • Moby big dick
  • Moby Dick
  • Mojo
  • Molten mushroom, The
  • Monkey
  • Monkey tamer, The
  • Monkeymaker
  • Monster, The
  • Monty's python
  • Moose Knuckle
  • Moose knuckles
  • Morning glory
  • Morning muscle
  • Moses
  • Mouse
  • Mr Johnson and the juice crew
  • Mr. Bendy
  • Mr. Big
  • Mr. Bigglesworth
  • Mr. Bo
  • Mr. Boing Boing
  • Mr. Bojangles
  • Mr. Bozack
  • Mr. Clean
  • Mr. Eel-y
  • Mr. Friendly
  • Mr. Giggles
  • Mr. Good Bar
  • Mr. Happy
  • Mr. Jiggle Daddy
  • Mr. Magoo
  • Mr. Matey
  • Mr. Merrymaker
  • Mr. Microphone
  • Mr. Mojo Risin'
  • Mr. Mouth Missle
  • Mr. Mushroom head
  • Mr. Pee-pee
  • Mr. Peepers
  • Mr. Peppey
  • Mr. Plumpy
  • Mr. Potato Head
  • Mr. President
  • Mr. Rogers
  • Mr. Salami
  • Mr. Sniffles
  • Mr. Toad's wild ride
  • Mr. Wiggles
  • Mr. Wigglestick
  • Mr. Wiggly
  • Mr. Wiggly Flops
  • Mr. Willy
  • Mr. Winky
  • Mr. Wobbly
  • Muff marauder, The
  • Muff mole
  • Muffin butterer
  • Mule
  • Munchkin Maker
  • Murky Lurker, The
  • Muscle of love
  • Mushroom
  • Mushroom on a stick
  • Mushroom Stamper
  • Mushroom-tipped love dart
  • Mushroom-tipped man sword
  • Mushroom-tipped sausage
  • Mushrum
  • Mustn'touchit
  • Mutton dagger
  • Mutton javelin
  • Mutton pole
  • Muzzled bulldog
  • My small little hunter
  • N

  • Nag
  • Nail
  • Navajo hogan, The
  • Nebuchadnezzar
  • Needle
  • Nether regions
  • Night stick
  • Nightcrawler
  • Nimrod
  • Nine inch knocker
  • Nob
  • Nudger
  • Nuke, The
  • Number Two Pencil
  • Nut cannon
  • O

  • O'Henry
  • Octogon, The
  • Ol' diamond cutter
  • Ol' McDonalds Pony Whip
  • Ol' one-eye
  • Old Blind Bob
  • Old chap
  • Old drizzly
  • Old faithful
  • Old fella
  • Old man
  • Old slimy
  • Oliver Twist
  • One eyed cave salamander
  • One-eyed bath tub eel
  • One-eyed blue-vein
  • One-eyed cave dweller
  • One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins
  • One-eyed cornhusker
  • One-eyed cow killer
  • One-eyed custard chucker
  • One-eyed Fred
  • One-eyed giant
  • One-eyed gopher
  • One-eyed hip snake
  • One-eyed horny newt
  • One-eyed Jack
  • One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin
  • One-eyed milkman
  • One-eyed moisture missle
  • One-eyed monster
  • One-eyed nightcrawler
  • One-eyed snake
  • One-eyed superhero
  • One-eyed throbbing python of love
  • One-eyed trouser mouse
  • One-eyed trouser psychic
  • One-eyed trouser python
  • One-eyed trouser snake
  • One-eyed trouser trout
  • One-eyed wiggling welshman
  • One-eyed Willy
  • One-eyed wonder weasel
  • One-eyed wonder worm
  • One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
  • One-eyed yogurt thrower
  • One-holed bologna phone
  • One-holed friction whistle
  • One-string bass
  • Optimus prime
  • Organ
  • Other head, The
  • Otis Deepthroatis
  • Our one-eyed brother
  • Ovarian pool stick
  • Oyster probe
  • P

  • Package
  • Pajama python
  • Palm pilot
  • Panda express
  • Pants snake
  • Pantswombat
  • Papa's poker
  • Passion pistol
  • Passion pump
  • Patrician
  • Peacemaker
  • Peanut
  • Pearl diver
  • Pearl pole
  • Pebbles and Bam Bam
  • Pecker
  • Pecker wrecker
  • Pedro
  • Pee pee
  • Pee-Wee
  • Peener
  • Peenie
  • Pelvic punisher
  • Pelvic rocket emitter
  • Pelvis thumb
  • Pencil
  • Pendulum
  • Peni
  • Penial
  • Penistration
  • Pennis the Menace
  • Pepe
  • Peppito
  • Percy
  • Perpendicular bisector
  • Perpendicular pickle, The
  • Peruvian Firestick
  • Pete(r)
  • Peter the Great
  • Petit Jesu
  • Phallus
  • Pheasant
  • Piccolo
  • Pickle
  • Piece
  • Piece of pork
  • Pied piper
  • Pig in a blanket
  • Pigskin bus
  • Pigsticker
  • Pikestaff
  • Piledriver
  • Pillipacker
  • Pimp cane
  • Pimpin' stick
  • Pink cave tadpole
  • Pink cigar
  • Pink Floyd
  • Pink oboe, The
  • Pink seeking missile
  • Pink steel
  • Pink torpedo
  • Pinkle
  • Pinnacle
  • Pinnochio
  • Pipe cleaner
  • Piss handle
  • Piss pump
  • Piss whistle
  • Pisser
  • Piston rod
  • Placenta poker
  • Plaster caster
  • Pleasure missile
  • Pleasure pickle
  • Pleasure piston
  • Pleasure stick
  • Plonker
  • Plum-tree shaker
  • Pocket otter
  • Pocket perch
  • Pocket pool stick
  • Pocket rocket
  • Pogo-stick
  • Pointer
  • Poka-her-hontas
  • Poker
  • Pole
  • Polish kielbasa
  • Polished pine
  • Polvo
  • Polyphemus
  • Pompadoodle
  • Poo bandit impaler
  • Poo Pusher
  • Poon canon
  • Poon farmer
  • Poon pounder
  • Poon prod
  • Poon wrecker
  • Poontanger
  • Poozle weasel (woozle)
  • Pop Tart
  • Pope John Pole III
  • Popeye
  • Porcelain plumber, The
  • Pork knife
  • Pork sword
  • Pork truncheon
  • Porkeroon
  • Porksicle
  • Porn prong
  • Poronga
  • Porridge bazooka
  • Porridge gun
  • Porridge pump
  • Potty
  • Power rod
  • Powerprawn, The
  • Premeditator, The
  • Prepositional phrase
  • Presidential podium
  • Pretial
  • Prick
  • Prickolo
  • Pride and joy
  • Primus pilus
  • Prince Charming
  • Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
  • Private parts
  • Probe
  • Prong
  • Protein
  • Protein spicket
  • Protein torpedo
  • Pube kabob
  • Pubic bong
  • Pud
  • Pudding cannon
  • Puff the Magic Dragon
  • Pugilistic
  • Pulsating Chorizo
  • Pulsating python of love
  • Pulsating throat clogger
  • Pulsating woodwind
  • Pump handle
  • Pump-action porridge bazooka
  • Pump-action yogurt rifle
  • Pumping pole of penile power
  • Pup Tent
  • Puppet Jack
  • Purple avenger
  • Purple bulb
  • Purple headed porridge pumper
  • Purple headed womb warrior
  • Purple muffin
  • Purple mushroom
  • Purple piledriver
  • Purple pork chop
  • Purple pulsating pillar of power
  • Purple turkey baster
  • Purple veined spartan of love
  • Purple worm
  • Purple-headed bed snake
  • Purple-headed belly ripper
  • Purple-headed burrow beast
  • Purple-headed cum shooter
  • Purple-headed custard chucker
  • Purple-headed love truncheon
  • Purple-headed meat scepter
  • Purple-headed pirate
  • Purple-headed punisher
  • Purple-headed vomit rod
  • Purple-headed warrior
  • Purple-headed womb broom
  • Purple-headed womb ferret
  • Purple-headed yogurt slinger
  • Purple-headed yougurt slinger
  • Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
  • Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
  • Purple-helmeted soldier of love
  • Purple-helmeted warrior
  • Pussy duster, The
  • Pussy piston
  • Pussy plumber
  • Pussy plunger
  • Pussy poker
  • Pussy pounder
  • Pussy stretcher
  • Putz
  • Q

  • Quantum jizzix
  • Quarter master
  • Quarter pounder with cheese
  • Quick shot Sam
  • Quim-tickler
  • Quivering member
  • R

  • Rainbow roll
  • Ralph the fur faced chicken
  • Ramburglar, The
  • Ramrod
  • Ranger
  • Real deal, The
  • Reaming Tower of Penis
  • Rectum rooter
  • Red ender
  • Red helmeted love warrior
  • red hot galloping snot-pump
  • Red hot poker
  • Red rocket
  • Rhubarb
  • Richard and the twins
  • Richard Cranium
  • Richard Head
  • Rick Hard
  • Ring stinger
  • Rising cedar
  • Rocket to sticky mantra
  • Rocket to Uranus
  • Rod
  • Rod hard ride
  • Rod of lordly might
  • Rodger
  • Rodney Stickshift
  • Rodzilla
  • Roger
  • Rogering Ramjet
  • Rolling pin
  • Roman soldier
  • Root
  • Root of all evil
  • Rosary
  • Rosey red reproductive rod
  • Roto-rooter
  • Round steak
  • Roy's alfredo squirter
  • Ruby-headed love dart
  • Ruddy sausage
  • Rudiger
  • Rump wrangler
  • Rumpleforeskin
  • Russell the love muscle
  • Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle
  • Russian spurtnik
  • Rusty tunnel jangler
  • S

  • Salami
  • Salami grande
  • Salty dog
  • Saucer-headed swamp rhing
  • Sausage roll
  • Savwang
  • Scabby mayonnaise revolver
  • Scarlet Samurai
  • Scepter
  • Schlock
  • Schlong
  • schlongasaurus rex
  • Schlongmaster 2000
  • Schlort
  • Schmeckle
  • Schmuck
  • Schnickel
  • Schnitzel
  • Schvance/schvantz
  • Schvontz/schwantz
  • Schwanky
  • Schwartz
  • Scooby snack
  • Seed shooter
  • SeŮor Happy
  • Sergeant Stiffy
  • Serpent
  • Serpentine
  • Sex pistol
  • Sexy serpent
  • Shaft
  • Shaft of Cupid
  • shagged
  • Shape shifter
  • Sheep shank
  • Sheep shifter
  • Shift stick
  • Shillelagh
  • Shiny banana
  • Shit stabber
  • Shithook
  • Shitstick
  • Short arm
  • Shrimp boat
  • Shunter's pole
  • Silent beast, the
  • Silk shocker
  • Silly Willy's stick of mayhem
  • Sinep
  • Single serving soup dispenser
  • Single-bore mayonnaise pistol
  • Sir Lance-A-Lot
  • Sir Martin Wagstaff
  • Sir Spanks A Lot
  • Six shooter
  • Skeetin white
  • Skin boat
  • Skin bus
  • Skin diver
  • Skin flute
  • Skin sword
  • Skip Kozak, The
  • Skippy
  • Skivvies lizard
  • Sleeping Beauty
  • Slick Dilly
  • Slick Stick, The
  • Slim Jim
  • Slim reaper, The
  • Slippery love dolphin
  • Slit-eyed demon
  • Slong
  • Sloopy
  • Sludge pump
  • Slut stick
  • Smurf House
  • Snake
  • Snapper slapper
  • Snappy beefstick
  • Snausage
  • Snot Nazi
  • Snot rocket
  • Snot sausage
  • Snozwanger
  • Sock raper
  • Soldier
  • Solicitor General, The
  • Solid snake
  • Sopirolcha
  • Soul pole
  • Soupcan
  • Sour cream rifle, The
  • Spackle hammer
  • Spam dagger
  • Spam javelin
  • Spanky
  • Sparkle brush
  • Spelunker
  • Spelunking sausage
  • Sperm burper
  • Sperm spitter
  • Spermin' Herman
  • Sperminator
  • Spigot
  • Spikebit
  • Spit
  • Spitting python
  • Spitting snake
  • Split-ass mechanic
  • Split-headed bishop
  • Splooge moose
  • Spongey-headed warrior
  • Spoo shooter
  • Sprout
  • Spunk blaster
  • Spunk spitter
  • Spunk stick
  • Spunk Trumpet
  • Spunk trunk
  • Spunker
  • Spurt Reynolds
  • Squinty blowpop, The
  • Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German
  • Staff
  • Staff of life
  • Stainmaker
  • Stallion
  • Standing hampton
  • Stanley
  • Stanley the powertool
  • Stick
  • Stick 'o' salami
  • Stick Beater
  • Stick shift
  • Sticky shooter
  • Stiff one-eye
  • Stiff sausage
  • Stiff stick
  • Stiffy
  • Stiffy the Whore Slayer
  • Stink hammer
  • Stipper slayer
  • Stomach wrench
  • Strawberry snake, The
  • Stretch Johnson
  • Stretchy and the twins
  • Strumpet thumper
  • Stubby
  • Sugar stick
  • Super soaker
  • Superschlong of love
  • Surgical Slut Spearman
  • Suspect, The
  • Sweet meat
  • Swelling mushroom
  • Swingin' death
  • Swingin' Dick Nixon
  • Swingin' sirloin
  • Swizzle stick
  • Swollen blood bomber
  • Sword
  • T

  • Taco warmer
  • Tadger
  • Tadpole spigot
  • Tallywhacker
  • Tankslapper
  • Tapioca sprinkler, The
  • Tasmanian devil
  • Tassle
  • Teeter
  • Telingana Black Snake
  • Tennessee throatwarmer
  • Tent peg
  • Tent pole
  • Texas trout banger
  • Thadge navigator
  • Thang
  • The Beast Below
  • The Creaminator
  • The One Gettin licked
  • Thing(y)
  • Thingamabob
  • Third arm of justice
  • Third leg
  • Thomas
  • Thor's hammer
  • Three inch punisher, The
  • Three's company
  • Thrill drill
  • Throat choker
  • Throat spackler
  • Throbbing blood sword
  • Throbbing gristle
  • Throbbing horsecock
  • Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
  • Throbbing purple spear of destiny
  • Throbbing python of love
  • Thumper
  • Thunderstick
  • Tic tac
  • Tickle pickle
  • Tickle tail
  • Tickle Toby
  • Tiddlywinker
  • Tingler
  • Tinkie Winkie
  • Tiny Elvis
  • Tiny Tim
  • Titan missile, The
  • Titmouse
  • Tobias the cheeky monkey
  • Tockley
  • Todger
  • Tom Jones
  • Tom Slick
  • Tommy Tallywacker
  • Tonka
  • Tonsil tickler
  • Tonsil toothbrush
  • Tool
  • Tool of the Patriarchy
  • Torch of Cupid
  • Totem pole
  • Toto, the tummy twister
  • Tower of power
  • Toys for twats
  • Tree of life
  • Trembling torpedo
  • Trephie
  • Trombone
  • Troublemaker
  • Trouser flute
  • Trouser hawg
  • Trouser hunchback, The
  • Trouser mouse
  • Trouser snake
  • Trouser Titan
  • Trouser tortoise
  • Trouser trombone
  • Trouser trout
  • Trout baster
  • Trout tickler
  • Tuba
  • Tube steak
  • Tubesteak
  • Tummy banana
  • Tummy buster
  • Tuna baster
  • Tuna boat
  • Tuna fisher, The
  • Tuna torpedo
  • Tunnel tickler
  • Turd burglar
  • Turgid member
  • Turkey neck
  • Turtle
  • Twat expander
  • Twat tickler
  • Twat torpedo
  • Twat torquer
  • Twat washer
  • Tweeder
  • Twelve inch train of pain
  • Twig
  • Twig 'n' berries
  • Twig n' giggle berries
  • Twillswizzler
  • Twinkie
  • Twizzler of Love, The
  • Two pebbles and a twig
  • Two pounds of swinging meat
  • Two-legged sword
  • U

  • Ugly brother
  • Ugly stick
  • Uncle Chunk
  • Uncle Dick
  • Uncle Reamus
  • Uncle Richard
  • Uncle Spunk
  • Uncle Throbby
  • Uncle Wiggly
  • Unemployed, The
  • Unit
  • Upright citizen
  • Upright organ
  • Upright uncle
  • Uterus unicorn
  • V

  • Vagina miner
  • Vaginal depth detector
  • Vaginal dilator
  • Vaginal explorer
  • Vein-laden meat pipe
  • Vein-laden meat stick
  • Veinous Maximus
  • Veiny bangstick
  • Verga
  • Vertical dangler
  • Verve pipe
  • Viagra baby
  • Vicious dink
  • Virile member
  • Vlad the Impaler
  • Vomit rod
  • Vomiting dummy
  • W

  • Wacker
  • Waldo
  • Walloper
  • Wally
  • Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
  • Wand of light
  • Wang
  • wanger
  • Wanker
  • Wanker spanker
  • War hammer, The
  • War Machine
  • Water spout
  • Wazoo
  • Weapon
  • Weapon of ass destruction
  • Weapon of mass destruction
  • Wedding finger
  • Wedding tackle
  • Wedding wrecker, The
  • Wedge bone
  • Wee wee
  • Wee wee tail
  • Wee Willy Winky
  • Wee wonder stick
  • Ween
  • Weenie
  • Weiner on a stick
  • Wenis
  • Whamadoodle
  • Whammy bar
  • Whanger
  • Whisker slitter
  • Whistle
  • Whistle stick
  • White slurping eddie banger
  • Who who
  • Whopper
  • Whore hammer
  • Whore monger
  • Whore pipe
  • Whore thermometer
  • Wick
  • Wicked scepter
  • Widget
  • Wiener
  • Wife and kids, The
  • Wife's best friend
  • Wife's worst enemy
  • Wigga wagga
  • Wiggedy wang
  • Wiggity wang
  • Wiggle stick
  • Wiggling worm
  • Wilbert
  • Wilbur
  • Willard
  • Willy
  • Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
  • Willy wanker
  • Willy Wonka
  • Willy Wonka Smoke Stack
  • Wilson
  • Wing wang
  • Wing-wang
  • Winkster, The
  • Winky
  • Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
  • Wizard's staff
  • Wobbly warhead
  • Wolly boner
  • Womb broom
  • Womb hammer
  • Womb raider
  • Womb scud
  • Womb warrior
  • Wonder down under, The
  • Wonder weiner
  • Wonder wick
  • Wonder worm
  • Wong
  • Wonga
  • Wood
  • Woodle
  • Woodrow Wilson
  • Woody
  • Wookie
  • Worm
  • Worm in a roll-neck pullover
  • Wormy McJuicemaker
  • Wriggling pole
  • Wrinklebeast
  • X

  • Xcaliber
  • XTC Stick
  • Y

  • Yam
  • Yang
  • Yankee Doodle
  • Yard O' Beef
  • Yin(g) yang
  • Yogurt cannon
  • Yogurt gun
  • Yogurt hose
  • Yogurt shooter
  • Yogurt slinger
  • Yul
  • Yum-yum
  • Yummy hummer
  • Yung the Hung
  • Z

  • Zamboner
  • Zamboni baloney
  • Zapper wrench
  • Zipper ripper, The
  • Zipper trout
  • Zipper wookie
  • Zizi
  • Zoobbrick
  • Zorker
  • Word
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    6 comments on “Dicktionary
    1. Johnf632 says:

      Do you agree with my statement that this post is awesome? dedddeefdbcd

      • Jim the PhD says:

        I do agree on this post’s awesomeness. Like all guys (I think), I too have spent plenty of time on naming my tool. But where we guys fall down is in taking proper care of our equipment. Guys need to maintain their favorite appendage‚Äôs health by using a quality penis health cr√®me that can give it vital amino acids.

    2. Kattie says:

      I do accept as true with all the ideas you’ve offered on your post. They are very convincing and can definitely work. Still, the posts are very short for beginners. Could you please extend them a little from next time? Thanks for the post.

    3. gavin says:

      excellent collection of ways to describe Mr Friendly (Robin Williams on Letterman)

    4. dj says:

      are there 1001 nicknames for your name

    5. sue says:

      My favorite is upright citizen! :wink:

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