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Dicktionary
The largest list of penis euphemisms
(Big) Beanpole (Luscious) Lollipop 100% all-beef thermometer 21st digit Abdomen Ace in the hole Acorn Andy Action Jackson Adam Halfpint Admiral Winky African black snake Afro man AIDS baster AIDS cannon AIDS grenade, The Alabama blacksnake albino asparagus Albino cave dweller All-day sucker Alliteration Anaconda Anal impaler Anal intruder Anal Probe Deluxe Anal Spear Ankle spanker Apple-headed monster Appreciator, The Ass blaster Ass pirate Ass wedge Assmaster Astralgod Auger-headed gut wrench Axolotl Ba-donk-a-donk Baby maker Baby's arm holding an apple Baby's arm in a boxing glove Bacon bazooker Bacon rod Bacon Torpedo Badboy Bagpipe Baked bean with a roll neck Bald Avenger, The Bald butler Bald eagle Bald monkey Bald-headed beauty Bald-headed giggle stick Bald-headed hermit Bald-headed Jesus Bald-headed yogurt slinger Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispens Ball buddy Baloney pony Banana Baptizer Bat and balls Battering ram Bavarian Beefstick Bayonet Baywatch rodsock Bean stalk Beard splitter Bearded burglar Bearded turtle necked one-eyed jack Beastus maximus Beaver buster Beaver Cleaver Bed snake Beef Bayonet Beef baton Beef bayonet Beef bazooka Beef belt buckle Beef blunt Beef bong Beef bridge that crosses the 7 seas Beef bugle Beef bus Beef missile Beef on a stick Beef soldier Beef stick Beefy McManstick Bell rope Belly stick Best leg of three Big Dick & the twins Big Dickus Big Dummy Big Jake the ene-eyed snake Big Jim and the Twins Big Johnson Big Lebowski Big Mac Big number one Big red Big rod Big Uncle Big Willy Biggus Dickus Bilbo Baggins Bird Bishop with his nice red hat Bishop, The Bitch blaster Bitch stick Bits and pieces Blaxolotl Blind butler Blind cave salamander Blind snake Blood blunt Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon Blood slug Blood sword Blow pop Blowtorch Blue steel Blue-veined jackhammer Blue-veined junket pumper Blue-veined piccolo Blue-veined puss chucker Blue-veiner Blunt Bob Bob Dole Bob Johnson Bobo Bone Bone phone Bone rollercoaster Bone-her Boneless beef Boneless fish Boner Boney cannelloni Boom stick Bop gun Bosnian Beefstick Bottle rocket Bow-legged swamp donkey Box buster Boybrush Bradford and the pair Bratwurst Breakfast burrito Breakfast wood Broom Brother Brutus Bubba Bulbulous big-knob Bumtickler Burning meat pipe Bush beater Bush rusher Bushwhacker Buster Cannon Buster Hymen Buster McThunderstick Butt blaster Butt pirate Butter churn Butterknife Camel rider Candy cane Canelo Caped crusader Captain Bilbo Captain Caveman Captain Crook Captain Hook Captain Howdy Captain Howdy Captain Kirk Captain Winky Carnal stump Cattle prod Cave hunter Cawk Cax Cervix crusader Cervix pounder Cervix raider Cesar Chancellor, The Chap Charlie Russell the one-eyed mus Cheese staff Cherry picker Cherry poppin' daddy Cherry splitter Chi Zi Wang Chick sticker Chicksicle Chief of staff Chilli Fry Chimbo Chimney cleaner Chip the ripper chipotle pepper Choad (chode) Choo-choo Chorizo Chowder dumper Chubby Chubby conquistador, The Chum Chunder thunder Chunk 'o' love Cigar Circus boy Clam digger Clam hammer Clam sticker Clipity clop Clit tickler Clown, The Cob Cobra Commander Cock Cock goblin Cock-a-saurus Rex Cocktapuss Cocktus Cockus erectus Codger Colon cowboy Colon crusader Colossus Commando Snake Eyes Coral branch Corndog Cornholer Cornstalk Cornstalk cowboy Crack hunter Crack smacker Cramstick Crank Crank shaft Cream bandit Cream cannon Cream spritzer Cream-filled meat stick Creamsicle Creamstick Crimson chitterling Crimson Darth Vader Crippler Crotch cannon Crotch cobra Crotch cowboy Crotch rocket Crotch vomiter Crushin' Russian, The Cucumber of love Cum pump Cummingtonite Cunny-catcher Cunt caper, The Cunt companion Cunt pumper Cunt reamer Cunt rifle Cunt scrubber Cupid's arrow Curious George Custard cannon Custard chucker Custard pump Cyclops Cycloptic milk spitter Daddy Long-stroke Daddy's long leg dancing sirloin Dangalong-linglong Danger the one-eyed ranger Danglin' fury Danglin' wang Dangling participle Dangly bits Dangus Kahn Dart of love Darth Vader Davy Crockett Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love Demeanor, The Diamond cutter Dick Dick-cheese Dickimus Maximus Dickory dock Dickory-smoked coal sausage Dicksicle Dicky Diego the Explorer Digit Diller Dilly-ho-ho Ding-a-ling Ding-dong Dingaling Dingaroo Dingle Dingle dangle Dingleberry Dingledong Dinglehopper Dingus Dingy Dinky Dipstick Dirk Diggler Disco Stick Divining rod Dobber Docking tube Dog knot Dolphin Dong Dong with the wind Dong-bong Dong-stick Dongle Donker Donkey Kong Doo-dad Doo-dar Doo-hickey Doodle Doodle dandy Dooflinky Dooflocky Dooker Doppelganger Dora the anal explorer Dork Doughnut holder Dr. Cyclops Dr. Feelgood Dr. Kenneth Noisewater Dr. Wang Dragonhood Dribbling dart of love Dribbling dragon Dude Duke, The Dumb stick Dungula bone Ear tickler Early riser, The Earth Shaker Earthmover Earthworm Jim Easy rider Egg roll Eight inches of blunt fury Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus El Capitan El Presidente Elastic plastic Elavent Elephant trunk Elephants Trunk Elise's Mighty Finger Elmer the glue shooter Elvis Engine cranker Equipment Everlasting gob-dropper Every-other-time Excalibur Excreting eel Executive staff member Fallopian fiddler Family jewels Fandangle Fandangled mandangler Fanny Cleaver Fantasmagoric Fat Albert Fat finger Fat Johnson Fetus feeler Fiddle bow Fiddle stick Fire breathing dragon Fire hose Fire rod Fireman Ed Firm worm Fish hook Fishing rod Fishing tackle Flabagastered Flagpole Flapdoodle Flavio Flesh banana Flesh bat Flesh cigar Flesh enema Flesh flute Flesh hoagie Flesh injection Flesh maggot Flesh missile Flesh pistol Flesh rocket Flesh tornado Flesh trumpet Flesh twinkie Fleshbone Fleshy Winnebago, The Flip-flap Fluid spitter Foaming beef probe Fondo worm Foo-foo Foofer (Foof) Fool sticker Footlong Foots best friend Fountain of youth Frank 'n' beans Frankfurter Freddy firehose Freddy fish monger Free Willy Frigamajig Frightful Hog, The Fuck ferret Fuck flute Fuck puppet Fucklebear Fuckpole Fuckstick Fudge packer Fudgebar Fudgepacker Full meal Fun gun Fun truncheon Fury, The Fuzzbuster Gadget Gag mallet Gap stopper Garompa Gash mallet Gear shift General, The Gentleman's pistol Georgia Kingsnake German sausage German soldier, The Gherkin Giant-sized man-thing Giggle stick Gimmer stick Girthy McGirth Girthy sausage Giving tree, The Gizmo Gleaming love sword Glistening Man-Lance Glo worm Glorious Gland of Glee Glove Box Gluestick Gobble Stick Godzilla Goo Bazooka Goo blaster Goo pipe Goober Goose's neck Governor Grabthar's hammer Grandpa's knee Granite edifice Gravy maker Great Buddha Great pyramid, The Grinding tool Grissel stick Groinstalk Gummi worm Gushin' Prussian, The Gut buster, The Gut stick Gut tappa, The Gut wrench Guy, My Hair splitter Hairy acorn Hairy banjo Hairy Houdini Hairy pencil Hairy scary and the two bald men Hairy snake Hallubaloona Ham roll Hammer of Thor Hampton Hand-gun Handfucker Handgun Handwarmer Handy andy Hang-lo Hanging Chad Hanging hag Hanging Johnny Hannah Happy Harry Hard-on Happy worm Hard-on Hardware Harry Harry & the Hendersons Harry hot dog He who must be obeyed He-ham He-man sword Headquarters Heat-seeking moisture missile Heavy hitter Helmet man Helmeted meat-soldier Henry Herbie Herculean lizard Hercules Herman the one-eyed German Herman von Longschlongstein Hidden treasure Hieny hobbit High pressure vein cane Him-hang His Eminence His majesty His rig Hitlers arm Hog Hog leg Hole cork Holy diver holy diver Holy poker Holy water sprinkler Homewrecker, The Homo Erectus Honeypot cleaver Honeystick Honk the Magic Goose Hoo hoo Hooded warrior Hooty hoo Horse-necked clam Hose Hot beef injection Hot dog Hot glue gun Hot popsicle Hot Rod Hot rod Harvey Hot stick Hot tamale Hugo Hum-diddler Humongo Hung Wei Lo Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The Hymen hammer Ice cream machine Icing Sugar Fountain Impregnator Incredible bulk, The Inflatable iron Inflatable poo jabber Injection erection Instant sex drive lever Internal spinal massager Intrusion protrusion Invincible man, The Iron horse Iron rod Italian stallion Itty bitty meat Ivan the Terrible Ivory shaft Jack Jack in the box Jackhammer Jaja Jake the one-eyed snake James Westfall Jap Slapper Jap's eye Javelin Jellyfish Jerkin' gherkin Jesus Christ Supershaft Jibberstick Jigger Jiggling bone Jim and the twins Jiminy Cricket Jimmer jammer Jimmy Jimmy Wriggler Jing jang Jingle bone Jive sausage Jizz syringe, The Jizz whiz Jizzcraft carrier Jizzle stick Jockey stick John Thomas John Thursday Johnny Cockrane Johnny Come Early Johnson Joint JoJo the circus clown Jolly green giant Jolly jellybean Joy juicer Joybuzzer Joyprong Joystick Julio Julius Caesar Junior Junior burger Junk Kaptain Kielbasa Ken cracker Kentucky horn Kentucky telescope Kerala King Cobra Kibble 'n' Bitz Kick stand Kidney cracker Kidney scraper Kidney wiper Kielbasa King Dingaling King Dong King, The Kipper ripper kirk Knee knocker Knob Knobgoblin Knowledge stick Kojak Komodo dragon Kong Kosher pickle Kuku Kuku bird Lady dagger Lance of love Lap rope Lard Last action hero Leader of the sack Leaky faucet Leather lollipop Lewinski lunch Lice nest Lickin' stick Licorice stick Life preserver lightsaber Lil buddy Lil Mr. Lincoln log Little admiral, The Little bastard Little Bill Little Billy Little birdy Little bishop in a turtle neck Little brother Little buddy Little Caesar Little Colonel Little Danny Little David Little Dickie Little Dutch boy Little Elvis Little fella Little friend Little gator Little guy Little Jesus Little John and the East Side Boys Little Juan Little man Little shepherd boy Little slugger Little Willy Live sausage Lizard Lobster Lollipop Long Black Limousine Long Dong Silver Long John Long John Skin Sword II Long Tom Longrod Von Hugedong Longrod Von Hugenstein Longsword Lord Hardwick Lord James D'Armais Lord Plumber Louisville plugger Louisville slugger Love gun Love leg Love log Love lollipop Love Machine Love maker Love meat Love muscle Love pole Love pump Love sausage Love stick Love sub Love sword Love thruster Love torpedo Love train Love truncheon Love wand Love weasel Love whistle Love-n-ator, The Lucky charm Lucky Chucky Lunch Lunchmeat truncheon Lung disturber Lung puncturer Magenta mushroom Magic Flute Magic Johnson Magic member Magic stick Magic wand Magical mayonaise squirting french fry Maiden masher Main vein Major Manchowder Major woody Mammoth Mound of Manlihood Man axe Man cannon Man hammer Man in the pink helmet, The Man loaf Man log Man meat Man meat of the menacing south Man muscle Man pipe Man plow Man pole Man root Man sword Man's best friend Man-dingler Man-milk dispenser Man-sized manicotti Manchild Mandingo Mangina Mangroin Manhole cover Manimal Manoy Marriage tackle Marrowbone Master blaster Master John Goodfellow Master of ceremonies Master Wang Maximus Mayonnaise cannon Mayonnaise Maker Mayonnaise pistol Maypole Meat Meat 'n' (two) veggies Meat 'n' potatoes Meat balloon Meat bat Meat cigar Meat enema Meat flute Meat hammer Meat harp Meat missile Meat Monster Meat musket Meat pipe Meat pole Meat popsicle Meat puppet Meat skewer Meat speculum Meat stick Meat straw Meat tampon Meat thermometer Meat train Meat twinkie Meat whistle Meat wrench Meatsicle Meaty cudgel Meaty internal spine support Meaty tongue depressor Melon baster Member Menacing meat of minnesota Menstrual miner Midas Middle leg Midnight wangler, The Mighty anaconda, The Mighty Dolan, The Mighty Joe Young Mighty Man-Pole Mighty monkey Mighty Thor, The Milkbone Milkman Mini-me Mister Mister happy Moby big dick Moby Dick Mojo Molten mushroom, The Monkey Monkey tamer, The Monkeymaker Monster, The Monty's python Moose Knuckle Moose knuckles Morning glory Morning muscle Moses Mouse Mr Johnson and the juice crew Mr. Bendy Mr. Big Mr. Bigglesworth Mr. Bo Mr. Boing Boing Mr. Bojangles Mr. Bozack Mr. Clean Mr. Eel-y Mr. Friendly Mr. Giggles Mr. Good Bar Mr. Happy Mr. Jiggle Daddy Mr. Magoo Mr. Matey Mr. Merrymaker Mr. Microphone Mr. Mojo Risin' Mr. Mouth Missle Mr. Mushroom head Mr. Pee-pee Mr. Peepers Mr. Peppey Mr. Plumpy Mr. Potato Head Mr. President Mr. Rogers Mr. Salami Mr. Sniffles Mr. Toad's wild ride Mr. Wiggles Mr. Wigglestick Mr. Wiggly Mr. Wiggly Flops Mr. Willy Mr. Winky Mr. Wobbly Muff marauder, The Muff mole Muffin butterer Mule Munchkin Maker Murky Lurker, The Muscle of love Mushroom Mushroom on a stick Mushroom Stamper Mushroom-tipped love dart Mushroom-tipped man sword Mushroom-tipped sausage Mushrum Mustn'touchit Mutton dagger Mutton javelin Mutton pole Muzzled bulldog My small little hunter Nag Nail Navajo hogan, The Nebuchadnezzar Needle Nether regions Night stick Nightcrawler Nimrod Nine inch knocker Nob Nudger Nuke, The Number Two Pencil Nut cannon O'Henry Octogon, The Ol' diamond cutter Ol' McDonalds Pony Whip Ol' one-eye Old Blind Bob Old chap Old drizzly Old faithful Old fella Old man Old slimy Oliver Twist One eyed cave salamander One-eyed bath tub eel One-eyed blue-vein One-eyed cave dweller One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins One-eyed cornhusker One-eyed cow killer One-eyed custard chucker One-eyed Fred One-eyed giant One-eyed gopher One-eyed hip snake One-eyed horny newt One-eyed Jack One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin One-eyed milkman One-eyed moisture missle One-eyed monster One-eyed nightcrawler One-eyed snake One-eyed superhero One-eyed throbbing python of love One-eyed trouser mouse One-eyed trouser psychic One-eyed trouser python One-eyed trouser snake One-eyed trouser trout One-eyed wiggling welshman One-eyed Willy One-eyed wonder weasel One-eyed wonder worm One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout One-eyed yogurt thrower One-holed bologna phone One-holed friction whistle One-string bass Optimus prime Organ Other head, The Otis Deepthroatis Our one-eyed brother Ovarian pool stick Oyster probe Package Pajama python Palm pilot Panda express Pants snake Pantswombat Papa's poker Passion pistol Passion pump Patrician Peacemaker Peanut Pearl diver Pearl pole Pebbles and Bam Bam Pecker Pecker wrecker Pedro Pee pee Pee-Wee Peener Peenie Pelvic punisher Pelvic rocket emitter Pelvis thumb Pencil Pendulum Peni Penial Penistration Pennis the Menace Pepe Peppito Percy Perpendicular bisector Perpendicular pickle, The Peruvian Firestick Pete(r) Peter the Great Petit Jesu Phallus Pheasant Piccolo Pickle Piece Piece of pork Pied piper Pig in a blanket Pigskin bus Pigsticker Pikestaff Piledriver Pillipacker Pimp cane Pimpin' stick Pink cave tadpole Pink cigar Pink Floyd Pink oboe, The Pink seeking missile Pink steel Pink torpedo Pinkle Pinnacle Pinnochio Pipe cleaner Piss handle Piss pump Piss whistle Pisser Piston rod Placenta poker Plaster caster Pleasure missile Pleasure pickle Pleasure piston Pleasure stick Plonker Plum-tree shaker Pocket otter Pocket perch Pocket pool stick Pocket rocket Pogo-stick Pointer Poka-her-hontas Poker Pole Polish kielbasa Polished pine Polvo Polyphemus Pompadoodle Poo bandit impaler Poo Pusher Poon canon Poon farmer Poon pounder Poon prod Poon wrecker Poontanger Poozle weasel (woozle) Pop Tart Pope John Pole III Popeye Porcelain plumber, The Pork knife Pork sword Pork truncheon Porkeroon Porksicle Porn prong Poronga Porridge bazooka Porridge gun Porridge pump Potty Power rod Powerprawn, The Premeditator, The Prepositional phrase Presidential podium Pretial Prick Prickolo Pride and joy Primus pilus Prince Charming Prince Everhard of the Netherlands Private parts Probe Prong Protein Protein spicket Protein torpedo Pube kabob Pubic bong Pud Pudding cannon Puff the Magic Dragon Pugilistic Pulsating Chorizo Pulsating python of love Pulsating throat clogger Pulsating woodwind Pump handle Pump-action porridge bazooka Pump-action yogurt rifle Pumping pole of penile power Pup Tent Puppet Jack Purple avenger Purple bulb Purple headed porridge pumper Purple headed womb warrior Purple muffin Purple mushroom Purple piledriver Purple pork chop Purple pulsating pillar of power Purple turkey baster Purple veined spartan of love Purple worm Purple-headed bed snake Purple-headed belly ripper Purple-headed burrow beast Purple-headed cum shooter Purple-headed custard chucker Purple-headed love truncheon Purple-headed meat scepter Purple-headed pirate Purple-headed punisher Purple-headed vomit rod Purple-headed warrior Purple-headed womb broom Purple-headed womb ferret Purple-headed yogurt slinger Purple-headed yougurt slinger Purple-helmeted Nazi of love Purple-helmeted snot Nazi Purple-helmeted soldier of love Purple-helmeted warrior Pussy duster, The Pussy piston Pussy plumber Pussy plunger Pussy poker Pussy pounder Pussy stretcher Putz Quantum jizzix Quarter master Quarter pounder with cheese Quick shot Sam Quim-tickler Quivering member Rainbow roll Ralph the fur faced chicken Ramburglar, The Ramrod Ranger Real deal, The Reaming Tower of Penis Rectum rooter Red ender Red helmeted love warrior red hot galloping snot-pump Red hot poker Red rocket Rhubarb Richard and the twins Richard Cranium Richard Head Rick Hard Ring stinger Rising cedar Rocket to sticky mantra Rocket to Uranus Rod Rod hard ride Rod of lordly might Rodger Rodney Stickshift Rodzilla Roger Rogering Ramjet Rolling pin Roman soldier Root Root of all evil Rosary Rosey red reproductive rod Roto-rooter Round steak Roy's alfredo squirter Ruby-headed love dart Ruddy sausage Rudiger Rump wrangler Rumpleforeskin Russell the love muscle Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle Russian spurtnik Rusty tunnel jangler Salami Salami grande Salty dog Saucer-headed swamp rhing Sausage roll Savwang Scabby mayonnaise revolver Scarlet Samurai Scepter Schlock Schlong schlongasaurus rex Schlongmaster 2000 Schlort Schmeckle Schmuck Schnickel Schnitzel Schvance/schvantz Schvontz/schwantz Schwanky Schwartz Scooby snack Seed shooter Señor Happy Sergeant Stiffy Serpent Serpentine Sex pistol Sexy serpent Shaft Shaft of Cupid shagged Shape shifter Sheep shank Sheep shifter Shift stick Shillelagh Shiny banana Shit stabber Shithook Shitstick Short arm Shrimp boat Shunter's pole Silent beast, the Silk shocker Silly Willy's stick of mayhem Sinep Single serving soup dispenser Single-bore mayonnaise pistol Sir Lance-A-Lot Sir Martin Wagstaff Sir Spanks A Lot Six shooter Skeetin white Skin boat Skin bus Skin diver Skin flute Skin sword Skip Kozak, The Skippy Skivvies lizard Sleeping Beauty Slick Dilly Slick Stick, The Slim Jim Slim reaper, The Slippery love dolphin Slit-eyed demon Slong Sloopy Sludge pump Slut stick Smurf House Snake Snapper slapper Snappy beefstick Snausage Snot Nazi Snot rocket Snot sausage Snozwanger Sock raper Soldier Solicitor General, The Solid snake Sopirolcha Soul pole Soupcan Sour cream rifle, The Spackle hammer Spam dagger Spam javelin Spanky Sparkle brush Spelunker Spelunking sausage Sperm burper Sperm spitter Spermin' Herman Sperminator Spigot Spikebit Spit Spitting python Spitting snake Split-ass mechanic Split-headed bishop Splooge moose Spongey-headed warrior Spoo shooter Sprout Spunk blaster Spunk spitter Spunk stick Spunk Trumpet Spunk trunk Spunker Spurt Reynolds Squinty blowpop, The Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German Staff Staff of life Stainmaker Stallion Standing hampton Stanley Stanley the powertool Stick Stick 'o' salami Stick Beater Stick shift Sticky shooter Stiff one-eye Stiff sausage Stiff stick Stiffy Stiffy the Whore Slayer Stink hammer Stipper slayer Stomach wrench Strawberry snake, The Stretch Johnson Stretchy and the twins Strumpet thumper Stubby Sugar stick Super soaker Superschlong of love Surgical Slut Spearman Suspect, The Sweet meat Swelling mushroom Swingin' death Swingin' Dick Nixon Swingin' sirloin Swizzle stick Swollen blood bomber Sword Taco warmer Tadger Tadpole spigot Tallywhacker Tankslapper Tapioca sprinkler, The Tasmanian devil Tassle Teeter Telingana Black Snake Tennessee throatwarmer Tent peg Tent pole Texas trout banger Thadge navigator Thang The Beast Below The Creaminator The One Gettin licked Thing(y) Thingamabob Third arm of justice Third leg Thomas Thor's hammer Three inch punisher, The Three's company Thrill drill Throat choker Throat spackler Throbbing blood sword Throbbing gristle Throbbing horsecock Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love Throbbing purple spear of destiny Throbbing python of love Thumper Thunderstick Tic tac Tickle pickle Tickle tail Tickle Toby Tiddlywinker Tingler Tinkie Winkie Tiny Elvis Tiny Tim Titan missile, The Titmouse Tobias the cheeky monkey Tockley Todger Tom Jones Tom Slick Tommy Tallywacker Tonka Tonsil tickler Tonsil toothbrush Tool Tool of the Patriarchy Torch of Cupid Totem pole Toto, the tummy twister Tower of power Toys for twats Tree of life Trembling torpedo Trephie Trombone Troublemaker Trouser flute Trouser hawg Trouser hunchback, The Trouser mouse Trouser snake Trouser Titan Trouser tortoise Trouser trombone Trouser trout Trout baster Trout tickler Tuba Tube steak Tubesteak Tummy banana Tummy buster Tuna baster Tuna boat Tuna fisher, The Tuna torpedo Tunnel tickler Turd burglar Turgid member Turkey neck Turtle Twat expander Twat tickler Twat torpedo Twat torquer Twat washer Tweeder Twelve inch train of pain Twig Twig 'n' berries Twig n' giggle berries Twillswizzler Twinkie Twizzler of Love, The Two pebbles and a twig Two pounds of swinging meat Two-legged sword Ugly brother Ugly stick Uncle Chunk Uncle Dick Uncle Reamus Uncle Richard Uncle Spunk Uncle Throbby Uncle Wiggly Unemployed, The Unit Upright citizen Upright organ Upright uncle Uterus unicorn Vagina miner Vaginal depth detector Vaginal dilator Vaginal explorer Vein-laden meat pipe Vein-laden meat stick Veinous Maximus Veiny bangstick Verga Vertical dangler Verve pipe Viagra baby Vicious dink Virile member Vlad the Impaler Vomit rod Vomiting dummy Wacker Waldo Walloper Wally Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener Wand of light Wang wanger Wanker Wanker spanker War hammer, The War Machine Water spout Wazoo Weapon Weapon of ass destruction Weapon of mass destruction Wedding finger Wedding tackle Wedding wrecker, The Wedge bone Wee wee Wee wee tail Wee Willy Winky Wee wonder stick Ween Weenie Weiner on a stick Wenis Whamadoodle Whammy bar Whanger Whisker slitter Whistle Whistle stick White slurping eddie banger Who who Whopper Whore hammer Whore monger Whore pipe Whore thermometer Wick Wicked scepter Widget Wiener Wife and kids, The Wife's best friend Wife's worst enemy Wigga wagga Wiggedy wang Wiggity wang Wiggle stick Wiggling worm Wilbert Wilbur Willard Willy Willy the one-eyed wonder worm Willy wanker Willy Wonka Willy Wonka Smoke Stack Wilson Wing wang Wing-wang Winkster, The Winky Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret Wizard's staff Wobbly warhead Wolly boner Womb broom Womb hammer Womb raider Womb scud Womb warrior Wonder down under, The Wonder weiner Wonder wick Wonder worm Wong Wonga Wood Woodle Woodrow Wilson Woody Wookie Worm Worm in a roll-neck pullover Wormy McJuicemaker Wriggling pole Wrinklebeast Xcaliber XTC Stick Yam Yang Yankee Doodle Yard O' Beef Yin(g) yang Yogurt cannon Yogurt gun Yogurt hose Yogurt shooter Yogurt slinger Yul Yum-yum Yummy hummer Yung the Hung Zamboner Zamboni baloney Zapper wrench Zipper ripper, The Zipper trout Zipper wookie Zizi Zoobbrick Zorker
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My favorite is upright citizen!